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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    This will bring a tear to your eye

    This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. It makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next-door and started talking with the workers.

    She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
    gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account in her name.

    When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew
    building a house."

    "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at
    Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
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  • GrimShawn
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    • Oct 2002
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    #2

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    • Tala
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      • Dec 2002
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      #3

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        • PerfectionGirls
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          • Oct 2002
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          #5
          Bwahhhhhhaaaa!!!!
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          • detoxed
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            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            You can open a savings account with $1?

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            • Stallion
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              • Jan 2001
              • 6632

              #7
              hahaha, good one Amp.
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              • Loryn
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                • Jul 2003
                • 12853

                #8
                So adorable!!
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                • (¤¤)»»»»»»Þ
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 237

                  #9
                  Funny... But .. Lowe's has great drywall

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                  • LadyMischief
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                    • Sep 2002
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                    #10
                    Hahhahah that's so cute.. Thanks for sharing Amp!

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                    • twistyneck
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 4660

                      #11
                      Originally posted by detoxed
                      You can open a savings account with $1?
                      Most banks let kids open an account with no minimum.

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                      • WebTitan
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5114

                        #12
                        lol

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                        • Ross
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 18874

                          #13
                          HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant

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                          • NetRodent
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 3985

                            #14
                            I was expecting her parents to sue the construction company for paying her less the minimum wage.
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                            • KRL
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              • XxXotic
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                                • Jun 2002
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                                #16
                                nice one
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                                • Yo Adrian
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                                  • Apr 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between
                                  You lost me brotha.. this sounds too soft for me
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                                  • DarkJedi
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                                    • Feb 2001
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                                    #18
                                    is this a true story ?

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                                    • arial
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                                      • Jul 2002
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                                      #19
                                      LOL good shit

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                                      • Bex
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Nice


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                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                          My hips don't lie
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 10129

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                          is this a true story ?
                                          please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
                                          and use it in the right context..

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                                          • plexer
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                                            • Oct 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Nice....

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                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 10581

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                                              please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
                                              and use it in the right context..
                                              you havent met my child then... he is a genious with cuss words and uses them in correctly in a sentance

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                                              • Mr. Jim
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                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 4372

                                                #24
                                                Where did this happen

                                                it sounds to me like the parents have been neglecting the little girl

                                                I am pretty sure the construction workers were racist too

                                                Something needs to be done about this

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                                                • JD
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • JennieLovesSex
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                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    heh...thats cute

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                                                    • Sassyass
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                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                                                      please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
                                                      and use it in the right context..
                                                      When my son for 2-1/2, 3 we were sitting together in my office. He was on his computer and I was on mine, I over heard him saying dwammut, pause,, dwammut.... I looked over because i was not sure what he was saying. Every time his Tarzan character got eaten by a lion, he said it.. When my son for 2-1/2 3 we were sitting together in my office. he was on his computer and I was on mine, I over heard him saying dwammut, pause,, dwammut.... I looked over because i was not sure what he was saying. Every time his Tarzan character got eaten by a lion, he said it.. After that I have refrained from using colorful metaphors.

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                                                      • nap
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                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                                                        please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
                                                        and use it in the right context..
                                                        when was the last time you were around a child that age? i know 4 year olds who can curse you out like an adult. one can even do it in spanish

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                                                        • SCJason
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                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nap


                                                          when was the last time you were around a child that age? i know 4 year olds who can curse you out like an adult. one can even do it in spanish
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                                                          • Phoenix
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                                                            • Nov 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            haha..good joke
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                                                            • thatdykeliz
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 1026

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                                                              please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
                                                              and use it in the right context..
                                                              At 3, my little girl bumped into a chair after my grannie had moved it while vaccuming...she put her hands on her hips and barked at my grannie: "Okay, who the hell moved the goddamn chair?"
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                                                              • brizzad
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                Where did this happen

                                                                it sounds to me like the parents have been neglecting the little girl

                                                                I am pretty sure the construction workers were racist too

                                                                Something needs to be done about this

                                                                ^^ funnier than the actual joke

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                                                                • brizzad
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 11769

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by thatdykeliz


                                                                  At 3, my little girl bumped into a chair after my grannie had moved it while vaccuming...she put her hands on her hips and barked at my grannie: "Okay, who the hell moved the goddamn chair?"

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                                                                  • GigaChris
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    funny story
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