like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.
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werd?Comment
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Mine doesn't work that way.Comment
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Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.
yesComment
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Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.
ummm okComment
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Not long enough?Originally posted by Goatse
Mine doesn't work that way.Comment
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"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."
I felt like sharing these lyrics.Comment
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When I get hard, I'm way too hard to be bent back far enough to be sucked from behind. Got to be semi-hard for that.
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Why do I think someone here is still waiting for his first BJ?Comment
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erm wouldnt that hurt like hell?
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I'd break my boner bone if I did that.Comment
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ween?Originally posted by ...
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."
I felt like sharing these lyrics.
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rusty trombone...
hahaha...
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king missile.Originally posted by High Quality
ween?/(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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How about a "Blumpie"...getting your cock sucked while taking a shit. Paints quite a picture.Comment
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Your friend is a sick man.Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.omgwtfbbqComment
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No, but I got my behind sucked by a dick !!Comment
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What?I'M FREEEEE!!!!Comment
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"your friend"
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Damn. Busted before I even got here.Originally posted by charly
Why do I think someone here is still waiting for his first BJ?
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We do that EVERYDAY !
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I've never done either... and no immediate plans to try it.Comment
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Still trying to work out who you were with last night?Comment
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Sounds weird. I guess whatever turns you on go for it dude.
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sounds like someone needs a blow job
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great songOriginally posted by ...
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."
I felt like sharing these lyrics.Comment
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i have had my dick sucked from behind. nothing really special about it besides the fact that you can say to your friends "this bitch sucked my dick from behind."Comment
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Rusty trombone sounds cool... lolComment
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I don't think my dick would bend that far, but even if it did -- what's the point?
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?We do that EVERYDAY ! A rusty trombone is where a girl eats your ass and jerks you off!
That's what i said u fool!
okay the friend is me
im soo ashamed.....Comment
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ouch !!!
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wtf?
WGI play with Google.Comment
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damn hippies be saming the same thing!
haha just kidding dugmor your the king!
i think we're coming back in early october....Comment
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