What's a "Booty Call"

Kinda like a kleenex. Use it once and toss it away. If it gets hard though later and you don't have any fresh kleenex laying around you can reuse it. It's just not as comfortable.

When you call a chick after midnight.

a long term relationship with the boring parts cut out

nice way to phrase a booty call = "why don't you come over and see me so that we can chill out and talk?"

TDF PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT


This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___ day of ______, 2003, by and between___________________ and ______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:


1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.


2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.


3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have @$%#! to talk about.


4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - it's only sex were having.


5. No emotional discussions (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no so don't ask.


6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.


7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.


8. No baby or pillow talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.


9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.


10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.


11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.


12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.


13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, get your ass up, dressed and go the fuck home.


14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.


15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.


16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."


17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is the less eye contact the better.


18. No condoms equal no lov'n. Carry your ass home.


19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.


20. No phone use please - I do not want anyone calling back looking for your ass.



* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:


The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party


Signature:________________________________________ _
Date:__________

Now, feel free to print this out or , in more resonable reality, send this page to a friend who you wish to fuck , I mean further your relationship with. TDF is not responsible for any feelings hurt while contract is in use between two.

http://www.hot97.com/station/bootycalls.aspx

that's what it is

send her to farthammer.com

TheEbonyFelony that was great! Aaron you'll be great you sexy thing!

booty call=lets fuck

Great Job TheEbonyFelony, been looking for this from for a while.
Printing it up right now and sending it out to make a few 100 copies!

Ummmm... it's normally a late night sex call. Then you part ways... ways until the next time.

Are you sure she's legal? ;)

We all know you are over 17 so it's not a problem.... OH and don't believe what people say is a booty call in here, don't wanna mess it up for Aaron

ask her .... do you know the difference between a big mac and a blowjob...when she says no.. you say.. well ... let's do lunch sometime

Ask her if she wants to come over for a massage. "It'll relax her" ROFL

Hey Katlicious.....er...Nevermind.

hahahah saw that one on its way

LAME

Nice shoes.