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  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593
    #1

    PHP Gurus

    Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?



    Bloody wannabe...
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    • Triple 6
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 5394
      #2
      SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

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        • Carrie
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 3162
          #3
          Originally posted by Triple 6

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            • Jay_StandAhead
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 3103
              #4
              Originally posted by .?.
              Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?



              Bloody wannabe...
              people don't bother picking nicknames anymore?

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55789
                  #5
                  PHP Code:
                  <?include "n00b.php"?>
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                    • who
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 19593
                      #6
                      Bah! You all suck!

                      Come on.... admit you're the PHP Guru's you all want to be

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                        • JamesK
                          hi
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 16731
                          #7
                          lick my echo
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                            • Lane
                              Will code for food...
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 8496
                              #8
                              yes yes i am

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                                • who
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 19593
                                  #9
                                  Swoit!

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                                    • buran
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 264
                                      #10
                                      I dunno who defines what a Guru is, but I've been programming in PHP since 1996, when it was called PHP/FI and you couldn't use curly braces to wrap blocks. There was no for() because Rasmus said, "Just use while()".

                                      Now we've got over 60k lines of PHP in three applications, Truestats, Mailcluster, and Adcluster, and we're doing three tier design, using XMLRPC for the middleware and Postgres for the backend.
                                      [this signature intentionally left blank]

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                                        • Babaganoosh
                                          ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 15841
                                          #11
                                          PHP Code:
                                          #!/usr/bin/perl
print "Fuck PHP.\n";
exit;
                                          I like pie.

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                                            • adultwebware
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 563
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by .?.
                                              Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?



                                              Bloody wannabe...

                                              I'm reading this to make you read my stupid sig.

                                              p.s. your nick looks like a nose of a naked pig

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