I was in new york recently and picked up this chick at the bar and brought her to my hotel room, in the morning i noticed that my pants were moved onto the chair so i punched this bitch in the eye and she starts screaming and shit so i kicked her in the kidneys till she stopped screaming and tied her to the chair. Well it turned out , i had gotten so wasted the night before, i had forgotten that i had put the pants on the chair not on the bed.. Whoops.. My bad.. so i gave the chick 2 valiums and $50 and called her a cab.. I'll call her once the bruising clears up..
