Stereotypes about Germans
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program pwners are nazis but their surfers SPENDOriginally posted by Corleone
please tell me some . serious please ; )
Hook 'em. -
not only porn related... need the informationOriginally posted by John3
program pwners are nazis but their surfers SPEND
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pedantic
punctial
know everything better
love their beer
love their wurst (sausage)
don't all love (sauer-)kraut
make great cars
make great everything engineering
have really great bread in Germany
....Spam me with design ideas for my signature - LOL!Comment
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They love digging holes at our beaches.
They are fat.
They love sausages like bockwurst and bratwurst.
They always talk loudly.
They drink alot of lagerComment
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Hitler and Stalin are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Hitler and Stalin?'
The barman says 'Yep, thats them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are u guys doing?'
And Hitler says, 'We're planning world war 3'
And the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Hitler says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Jews this time and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!'
So Hitler turns to Stalin and says, ' See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Jews!'Comment
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Smartest, most innovative and resourceful people in the world.Last edited by jollyperv; 09-21-2003, 02:21 AM.Comment
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lameOriginally posted by har har
Hitler and Stalin are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Hitler and Stalin?'
The barman says 'Yep, thats them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are u guys doing?'
And Hitler says, 'We're planning world war 3'
And the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Hitler says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Jews this time and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!'
So Hitler turns to Stalin and says, ' See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Jews!'Comment
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I heard a good saying once: "Germany is a nation of tool makers".
Another one, from the book "The Italians" http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...00124?v=glance by Barzini, a classic book. Barzini writes about how the Italians made wonderfully decorated armors in the Middelage. Then, when they had to go to war, the Italians went to Germany and bought their armors there. Why? Because the Italian armors were fragile and would break easily.Comment
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
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Great philosophers and composers.Comment
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its interesting to read what ppl think about germans ;)Comment
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but i can't understand why foreigns still claim that germans are nazis. just check the elections.
german nazi party didn't got the 5% and in france the right front party got 20% . or the italians ;)
also we don't have a klukluxklan organisation in germany ;) no white power or arian army ;)
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1 post above vanheusen ;)
and dont blame hitler ;) bush learned alot from him:
i'm missing the "Arbeit macht Frei" logo..
adolf is burning iin hell now ;)Comment
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bush is more a fuckin' nazi than hitler
FUCK USAComment
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Are you trying to claim that the Front National is a neo-Nazi party? You do realise it's leader (Le Pen) actually fought the Nazi's don't you?german nazi party didn't got the 5% and in france the right front party got 20% . or the italians ;)Comment
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Originally posted by darkeye78
bush is more a fuckin' nazi than hitler
FUCK USA
he's a nazi but hitler is unbeatable ;)
nah don't say fuck usa. fuck bush is right.
most americans i know are coolComment
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Originally posted by Corleone
he's a nazi but hitler is unbeatable ;)
nah don't say fuck usa. fuck bush is right.
most americans i know are cool
most americans wanted to have bush for president.. so i say: FUCK USA !Comment
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good morning adolf..Originally posted by Odin88
Are you trying to claim that the Front National is a neo-Nazi party? You do realise it's leader (Le Pen) actually fought the Nazi's don't you?
hmm they're right nationalists ... thats the same like a nazi for me. you can call it racist if you like ;)Comment
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Big stocky women.
Like moustaches.
Like lederhosen.
Always steal the damn sunloungers.Comment
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Morning Stalin,good morning adolf..
hmm they're right nationalists ... thats the same like a nazi for me. you can call it racist if you like ;)
Want to know why you don't have any 'Arian Army' or 'kkk' in Germany? Because your state made it illegal. By the way, how are their attempts at banning the NDP going?Comment
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Odin88,
You know this site: http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/index.html ?
Without it, I wouldn't have known that presidential candidate Wesley Clark is Jewish. No surprise there.
OK, Corleone, I'm not hijacking your thread, back to you.Comment
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I am not sure, but that site appears to be David Irving's site? I know an amount about Irving (learnt a bit about him when he was refused entry into Australia), but I have not checked out his site before. I will be sure to have a look at it though.You know this site: http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/index.html ?
Without it, I wouldn't have known that presidential candidate Wesley Clark is Jewish. No surprise there.
OK, Corleone, I'm not hijacking your thread, back to you.Comment
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Uh.. actually thats highly debatable -- and very controversial even.Originally posted by darkeye78
most americans wanted to have bush for president.. so i say: FUCK USA !
You didn't see or hear about our last presidential election?
I guess "Darkeye" must refer to the hole you're pulling this shit out of?Comment
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Odin88,
Yes - it is Irving's site. His books are free downloads. I'm currently reading his book about the bombing of Dresden.Comment
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I am glad to hear you are reading about the devastation caused in the beautiful town of Dresden during WWII - an act which is often not recognised as being of any importance.Yes - it is Irving's site. His books are free downloads. I'm currently reading his book about the bombing of Dresden.
I used to have a video documentary which explained what happened in Dresden, but unfortunately the old link to it no longer works. I will try to find it for you though, as it was quite good.
I will be sure to check out some of his books to, from what I hear he is a good writer. Thanks for the link!Comment
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theres a whole country outside of the coffee shopEver notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.Comment
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Interesting site with plenty of before and after WW2 pictures in the heart of the 3rd reich.Originally posted by Odin88
I am glad to hear you are reading about the devastation caused in the beautiful town of Dresden during WWII - an act which is often not recognised as being of any importance.
I used to have a video documentary which explained what happened in Dresden, but unfortunately the old link to it no longer works. I will try to find it for you though, as it was quite good.
I will be sure to check out some of his books to, from what I hear he is a good writer. Thanks for the link!
http://www.thirdreichruins.com/index.htm
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That was a anusing read! All I got to say!Comment
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i think that site stretches the truth a littleOriginally posted by Maru
Odin88,
Yes - it is Irving's site. His books are free downloads. I'm currently reading his book about the bombing of Dresden.
it was a finger and 2 american girlsBaghdad - QNA: A tiger that previously belonged to Uday Saddam Hussein, the son of the deposed Iraqi President, bit off the hand of an American soldier - an act that cost the tiger his life when ten American soldiers opened fire on his cage.Comment
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So Bush won by a much smaller margin than Gore in many places. Fact remains that more people voted for Gore.Originally posted by rooster
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theres a whole country outside of the coffee shop
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germans like to eat poop and drink pissI can resist everything except temptationComment
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Bad economy
They dig holes on beaches
They can't swim
They are fat
Their national soccer team always win in the last 2 minutes
They drive bigger cars then us.
They like music from Jantje Smit and FRans Bauer.
They can't read because almost every movie is "overspoken" don't know how to say it...Example, Bruce Lee is saying, how old are you, and then some german "guy" is saying in the movie " Wie alt bist du?"
AndreLast edited by justsexxx; 09-21-2003, 04:48 AM.Questions?
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I almost forgot, Germans love David Hasselhoff.Comment
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They make good cars
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lol, I was waiting for that.Originally posted by ldinternet
Always steal the damn sunloungers.
remember the harry enfield character that kept coming up to people in London and saying sorry for the war on behalf of all his people?Comment
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Originally posted by ldinternet
I almost forgot, Germans love David Hasselhoff.
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Originally posted by har har
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
omgwtfbbqComment
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Originally posted by rooster
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theres a whole country outside of the coffee shop
if you know anything about US geography, then you'd know that population wise, More people live in the state of rhode island then the entire state of UTAH.
So comparing size to population is too different thingsComment
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the land of Philosophy... i love Germany.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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I like Germans a lot, I was fortunate to live there for 2 years. Like them, their culture, country, food!Originally posted by Corleone
but i can't understand why foreigns still claim that germans are nazis. just check the elections.
german nazi party didn't got the 5% and in france the right front party got 20% . or the italians ;)
also we don't have a klukluxklan organisation in germany ;) no white power or arian army ;)
The reason U might not have that many Arian organizations there is b/c WWII????????!!!!!!!!!
Remember, almost wiped out Jews? Hm,Last edited by Nanda; 09-21-2003, 07:50 AM.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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"nazis, i hate nazis"
indiana jones, raiders of the lost arkwant to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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you are a stupid fuck, so i say FUCK YOUOriginally posted by darkeye78
most americans wanted to have bush for president.. so i say: FUCK USA !
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so true, I also hate it that they come here and speak german to us and expect us to understand it.Originally posted by justsexxx
They can't read because almost every movie is "overspoken" don't know how to say it...Example, Bruce Lee is saying, how old are you, and then some german "guy" is saying in the movie " Wie alt bist du?"
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When Tacitus wrote Germania in the first century AD he used numerous stereotypes and sweeping generalizations alleged about the German Tribes in order to satarize Roman society. Some of the stereotypes he used have fond their way into modern literature as fact. If you want the lowdown on german stereotypes read Germania first. I think you will find what your looking for.Comment
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Yeah, a culture which is slowly being replaced and wiped out through 'multiculturalism'.I like Germans a lot, I was fortunate to live there for 2 years. Like them, their culture, country, food!
No, maybe because it is ILLEGAL there.The reason U might not have that many Arian organizations there is b/c WWII????????!!!!!!!!!
Never mind the 27 million Russians (and millions of other Europeans) that died. It seems that the Jews are the only ones that rate a mention now days.Remember, almost wiped out Jews? Hm,Comment
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And the gypsies, and gays!Originally posted by Odin88
Never mind the 27 million Russians (and millions of other Europeans) that died. It seems that the Jews are the only ones that rate a mention now days.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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hahaha, yes, that crossed my mind.Originally posted by sarah_webinc
remember the harry enfield character that kept coming up to people in London and saying sorry for the war on behalf of all his people?
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