"You're right my ass does look big in these jeans"
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Blah, diamonds are corny and may good look on a 50+ woman, I don't like them at all.Originally posted by Zorgman
This diamond ring is too big!
You need what?... free pics? sure, I'll pose for your friends.
However I am not content.Comment
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Big dicks are cool.. and I don't like shopping eitherOriginally posted by KMR Stitch
Your dick is too big.
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Not me... I did not ask alimony being so glad to get rid of that drunkard ex of mine.. and I spent my heard earned money.Originally posted by DarkJedi
- No your honor. He earned all the money. All I did was spend and supervise the maid. I really don't deserve any of it.Comment
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Vaginal orgasms are a lie.
Would you mind babysitting my kids for a little while, SexEducation?War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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"most women"
"its just a car i dont get it, its nothing special a car is a car"
"ill suck your dick whyle you sleep its no big deal to me"
"your right i am being self concious"Comment
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"Let's think this through rationally."
"I take full responsibility."
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"I love it when you fart in bed"
"Pour yourself another whisky while I clean up your spew"
"You'll never guess who fucked me today"
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With the exception of women in the industry..
"Fuck me please."
"I'm lying. I don't really have a headache because, afterall, orgasms cure headaches.. I just want to hold out on sex because it's a weapon that I can use!"Comment
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