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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    my wife scratched the wheels on my benz

    women cant drive for shit grr
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  • MuleScrote
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 4601

    #2
    curb scrape? wy wife does that shit.

    "If I don't do that, I don't know if I'm too far from the curb"



    edit: but mine's not a benz...that would really suck
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    • Samoan
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      • Aug 2003
      • 203

      #3
      An eye for an eye, man. Scratch her wheels (legs).
      Samoan

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      • cluck
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        • Dec 2002
        • 5248

        #4
        Time to buy some fake spinners. $30@pep boys, can't beat that.
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        • ytcracker
          stc is the greatest
          • Dec 2002
          • 12403

          #5
          yep thats the one

          i need to install feelers or bumpers or something
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          • ytcracker
            stc is the greatest
            • Dec 2002
            • 12403

            #6
            Originally posted by Samoan
            An eye for an eye, man. Scratch her wheels (legs).
            shed beat me within an inch of my life

            my wife is psycho
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            • brand0n
              been very busy
              • Nov 2002
              • 26983

              #7
              beat her, she wont do that shit again

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              • nofx
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                • Nov 2002
                • 16826

                #8
                buy her a pinto untill she has more experience

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                • ytcracker
                  stc is the greatest
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403

                  #9
                  i bought her a 4runner i dont think shes used to being that low to the ground

                  i let her drive my integra and my crx all the time but i was like dont drive the benz i actually care about that

                  now im buying her a segway and she can scoot around
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                  • KRL
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 31429

                    #10
                    Beat ya. My ex rolled my SUV on I95.

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                    • ytcracker
                      stc is the greatest
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 12403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by KRL
                      Beat ya. My ex rolled my SUV on I95.

                      ouch...

                      i see why shes your ex.
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                      • nap
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2765

                        #12
                        nows the time for you to get her to do some really kinky/freaky/odd shit in the bedroom that she would have never done in any other circumstance

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                        • ytcracker
                          stc is the greatest
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 12403

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nap
                          nows the time for you to get her to do some really kinky/freaky/odd shit in the bedroom that she would have never done in any other circumstance
                          incredibly manipulative

                          i like your style

                          or i could print out the "things girls will never say" thread and have her sign off at the bottom affirming her guilt

                          i would win all arguments hands down
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                          • nap
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 2765

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ytcracker


                            incredibly manipulative

                            i like your style

                            or i could print out the "things girls will never say" thread and have her sign off at the bottom affirming her guilt

                            i would win all arguments hands down
                            either way your in for a great saturday evening.

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                            • KRL
                              Entrepreneur
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 31429

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ytcracker


                              ouch...

                              i see why shes your ex.
                              Yeh it was amazing she survived that a couple years ago. Going 60MPH and a car in front of her blew a tire and swerved towards her lane. She panick accelerated and steered the wheel too hard to the right to avoid it and the car nailed her back bumper as she was swerving and sent her into a roll.

                              The FHP said she flipped 3 times and skidded on the roof after the last flip over a hundred feet. They couldn't believe she lived either.

                              When I arrived she had already been transported to the hospital with only minor injuries. But I didn't know that yet and I just saw parts of the SUV all over the placel, it sitting upside down crushed and this huge black tarp which they were using to soak up the oil and gas, but I thought it was her under the tarp and thought she had been killed.

                              What saved her right above her head the roof crushed into a pyramid triangle shape so when it was upside down she was literally suspended but not getting her head crushed or neck broken.

                              Amazingly she was released from the ER in only 2 hours with just cuts and bruises and a sore back.

                              Thank god my son wasn't with her at the time. He would have been ejected and killed no doubt.

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                              • Dugmor
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                Time for a beating !
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                                • ytcracker
                                  stc is the greatest
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 12403

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by KRL
                                  Thank god my son wasn't with her at the time. He would have been ejected and killed no doubt.

                                  for sure that shit doesnt sound pleasent

                                  u still talk to her at all? or is it bad blood
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                                  • Nismo
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                                    • May 2002
                                    • 4977

                                    #18
                                    pics of said benz?
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                                    • ytcracker
                                      stc is the greatest
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 12403

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Nismo
                                      pics of said benz?
                                      let me charge my camera

                                      its a c36 amg

                                      luckily the chromies arent on - the lightweight alloys are hence i am not so livid
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                                      • lock
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 5065

                                        #20
                                        my ex smashed my car at like 50 in a carpark.
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                                        • ytcracker
                                          stc is the greatest
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 12403

                                          #21
                                          theres only 200 of my car in north america

                                          i would be incredibly angered
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                                          • Calvinguy
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 1752

                                            #22
                                            Any pics of the poor baby?

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                                            • ytcracker
                                              stc is the greatest
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 12403

                                              #23
                                              im charging the camera now
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                                              • ytcracker
                                                stc is the greatest
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 12403

                                                #24
                                                wait im dumb i have some pics from the dealership

                                                one sec
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                                                • rowan
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 17393

                                                  #25
                                                  Teach her to turn down the passenger side mirror when she's parking so she can see the kerb. I do this for difficult spots.

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                                                  • ytcracker
                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 12403

                                                    #26




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                                                    • Nismo
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 4977

                                                      #27
                                                      ytc - you need some 19" amg wheels dude
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                                                      • ytcracker
                                                        stc is the greatest
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 12403

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Nismo
                                                        ytc - you need some 19" amg wheels dude
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                                                        • teenjump
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1595

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ytcracker


                                                          shed beat me within an inch of my life

                                                          my wife is psycho
                                                          Dump her, get a new younger better looking one! lol

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                                                          • DarkJedi
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                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 28301

                                                            #30
                                                            ytcracker - thats a really sweet looking car.

                                                            What year is it ?

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                                                            • ytcracker
                                                              stc is the greatest
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 12403

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by teenjump


                                                              Dump her, get a new younger better looking one! lol
                                                              any younger id be in the clink
                                                              im 21 shes 19

                                                              im on the fast track to life program
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                                                              • ytcracker
                                                                stc is the greatest
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 12403

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                ytcracker - thats a really sweet looking car.

                                                                What year is it ?
                                                                98

                                                                the only made em 95-98
                                                                heres some specs

                                                                http://www.fantasycars.com/sedans/html/c36amg.html

                                                                Based on the now demised C-class generation introduced in 1995, the C36 AMG was the first automobile modified by an outside firm and sold officially as a Mercedes. Like other AMG cars, the C36 was a limited production model, only 200 examples were imported to North America until production halted in 1998.

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                                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 28301

                                                                  #33
                                                                  damn, thats really nice.

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                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 12403

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                    damn, thats really nice.
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                                                                    • 69pornlinks
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 5560

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Dugmor
                                                                      Time for a beating !
                                                                      i concur
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                                                                      • TheFLY
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 11856

                                                                        #36
                                                                        My last girlfriend was a horrible driver. She was just absent minded, short, bad eyesight, and delicate (ie: weak)... She still didn't like to be told she was a bad driver -- no matter how many times she heard it from different people...

                                                                        My solution? I pretty much told her anyway she sucked because she didn't have much driving experience. Can't argue with the truth... So that's why you have to listen to driving criticism so you can learn from someone that has already made the mistakes that you have made. When I would drive with her I'd be telling her all the decisions that I was making that most people would never verbalize (to prove my point) -- when you really start to think about your driving decisions it's amazing how much information you can give to an inexperienced driver... especially how to keep the odds in your favor with accidents before they happen and to keep other cars around you aware of your position on the road.

                                                                        I've driven with plenty of people that just suck at driving -- especially when it comes to avoiding curbs. Certain people (especially women) just don't have good visualization skills and I think that's what you need to be aware of the invisible outer dimensions of your car...

                                                                        especially when I drive my Lamborghini I can't see shit.

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                                                                        • ytcracker
                                                                          stc is the greatest
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 12403

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TheFLY
                                                                          especially when I drive my Lamborghini I can't see shit.
                                                                          hahahhahhaahhahahh

                                                                          i want an 86-89 countach pretty bad
                                                                          ill park it down the street so my wife never finds out
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                                                                          • brand0n
                                                                            been very busy
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 26983

                                                                            #38
                                                                            sweet benz, im thinkin bout pickin a new benz up for my girl after the baby
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                                                                            • KRL
                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 31429

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by ytcracker


                                                                              for sure that shit doesnt sound pleasent

                                                                              u still talk to her at all? or is it bad blood
                                                                              She's the mother of my child. That elevates her to Sainthood. She can do no wrong in my eyes.

                                                                              Yes we're each other's closet friend, and actually closer now and get along so much better not being married to each other.

                                                                              Go figure. Its weird how that works. Just can't live under the same roof I guess.
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                                                                              • grumpy
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                when you really own a mercedes replacing a wheel is financial peanuts for you so stop crying. Otherwise you "own" a mercedes but couldnt really afford it.
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                                                                                • PM2
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 504

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by grumpy
                                                                                  when you really own a mercedes replacing a wheel is financial peanuts for you so stop crying. Otherwise you "own" a mercedes but couldnt really afford it.
                                                                                  are you grumpy?

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                                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 12403

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by grumpy
                                                                                    when you really own a mercedes replacing a wheel is financial peanuts for you so stop crying. Otherwise you "own" a mercedes but couldnt really afford it.
                                                                                    i hate when people talk shit. it is a waste of perfectly good kilobytes.
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                                                                                    • ytcracker
                                                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 12403

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL


                                                                                      She's the mother of my child. That elevates her to Sainthood. She can do no wrong in my eyes.

                                                                                      Yes we're each other's closet friend, and actually closer now and get along so much better not being married to each other.

                                                                                      Go figure. Its weird how that works. Just can't live under the same roof I guess.
                                                                                      yea i hear that. thats the consensus of a lot of my divorced friends - love more like a sibling than a spouse.

                                                                                      glad that shes ok in that situation with the car then - someone must be watching out for her.
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                                                                                      • Jason
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                                                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                                                        #44


                                                                                        before I lowered it.. but yes.. the wife can't drive.
                                                                                        I stay busy.

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                                                                                        • ytcracker
                                                                                          stc is the greatest
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 12403

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by PornDollar


                                                                                          before I lowered it.. but yes.. the wife can't drive.
                                                                                          hot shit for sure
                                                                                          nice car
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                                                                                          • plexer
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                                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            My wife smashed our ML two weeks after we got it!....

                                                                                            I got some good SEX for a long time after that!

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                                                                                            • Jason
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by plexer
                                                                                              My wife smashed our ML two weeks after we got it!....

                                                                                              I got some good SEX for a long time after that!

                                                                                              She hasn't done anything to the ML yet.. but.. only time will tell
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by plexer
                                                                                                  My wife smashed our ML two weeks after we got it!....

                                                                                                  I got some good SEX for a long time after that!

                                                                                                  Doesn't sound like a bad deal as long as you got insurance

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                                                                                                  • Nismo
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by PornDollar


                                                                                                    before I lowered it.. but yes.. the wife can't drive.
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