"I know, it's not your fault. Sorry I've been snappy all day. I'm just PMSing. Here, I'll make you something flavorful for dinner then you can go out with your friends while I spend time here alone."
who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
my nuts itch (scratch scratch) burp.. Can you bring me the remote to the TV, i'm too fucking lazy to get up and get it myself.. and while your at it.. can you cook for me.. i still need to be coddled and taken care of..cause im too fucking lazy"
Originally posted by LiveDose 1 dirty sanchez, please
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Originally posted by rayadp05
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Originally posted by KMR Stitch Can my best friend join us?
Your dick is too big.
I love giving blowjobs
I love to swallow.
I've asked a guy if his best friend (a girl) could join us.
I had to tell a guy his dick was too big once. It was 10.5 inches (he let me measure it) and it was almost as thick as my wrist. I didn't think bodybuilders were "built" like that. It hurt
I DO love giving blowjobs and I have said it lots of times.
I DON'T, however, like to swallow. I try, I just can't. It makes me gag. Sorry.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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