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  • RedBumper
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 1137

    #1

    Things you'll never hear a girl say

    "I hate shopping"
    "Drive faster please"


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  • LiveDose
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    • Feb 2002
    • 25792

    #2
    1 dirty sanchez, please

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    • Tylo
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 2108

      #3
      I hate money
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      • Poo-Chee
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2003
        • 3560

        #4


        never hear her say : brutal fucker

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        • Seb From Holland
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 2747

          #5
          You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer.

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          • Tylo
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 2108

            #6
            Originally posted by Seb From Holland
            You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer.
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            • Rep
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 991

              #7
              "I think I have a commitment problem"

              "You were right, her ass IS nicer then mine."

              "You know, women really shouldn't be in office."

              "I know, it's not your fault. Sorry I've been snappy all day. I'm just PMSing. Here, I'll make you something flavorful for dinner then you can go out with your friends while I spend time here alone."
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              • cheekycherry
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1703

                #8
                I only want you for your money

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                • DutchTeenCash
                  I like Dutch Girls
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 21684

                  #9
                  ive got more then enough shoes and handbags

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                  • shermo

                    #10
                    Would you mind fucking my sister tonight? I'm a little tired.

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                    • DerekT
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 112

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                      1 dirty sanchez, please

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                      • Mr Pheer
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 22082

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cheekycherry
                        I only want you for your money
                        heh, one time I told a girl I was only dating her cause she had big tits, and well the money response was what she came back with

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                        • KRL
                          Entrepreneur
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 31429

                          #13
                          "Here's the change from the money you gave me to go shopping."
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                          • ytcracker
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 12403

                            #14
                            i was wrong
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                            • AWC
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 1223

                              #15
                              baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please

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                              • jact
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 9134

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RedBumper
                                "I hate shopping"
                                "Drive faster please"
                                You've never met my wife then.
                                Free agent

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                                • loverboy
                                  When it rains, it pours
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 20609

                                  #17
                                  "oh daddy"

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                                  • nap
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 2765

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ytcracker
                                    i was wrong

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                                    • KMR Stitch
                                      I am cool
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 14494

                                      #19
                                      Can my best friend join us?

                                      Your dick is too big.

                                      I love giving blowjobs

                                      I love to swallow.

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                                      • Furious_Female
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 8187

                                        #20
                                        "I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"
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                                        • brand0n
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26983

                                          #21
                                          ive got way to many shoes
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                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            WW4L
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 10581

                                            #22
                                            my nuts itch (scratch scratch) burp.. Can you bring me the remote to the TV, i'm too fucking lazy to get up and get it myself.. and while your at it.. can you cook for me.. i still need to be coddled and taken care of..cause im too fucking lazy"

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                                            • Doctor Dre
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 51692

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LiveDose
                                              1 dirty sanchez, please
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                                              • LadyMischief
                                                Orgasms N Such!
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 18135

                                                #24
                                                It's ok if your penis is only 2 inches. You have a long tongue, don't you?

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                                                • LadyMischief
                                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18135

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RedBumper
                                                  "I hate shopping"
                                                  "Drive faster please"
                                                  I think I'm not a woman I say those both, frequently )

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                                                  • iroc409
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 4728

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                    Can my best friend join us?

                                                    Your dick is too big.

                                                    I love giving blowjobs

                                                    I love to swallow.

                                                    eh, you haven't heard any of those?
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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46917

                                                      #27
                                                      "grogan, that is a nice couch!"

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                                                      • DarkJedi
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 28301

                                                        #28
                                                        "Grogan is great in bed"

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                                                        • NoCarrier
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 16356

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          "grogan, that is a nice couch!"
                                                          Hahaha..



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                                                          • brizzad
                                                            holla
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 11769

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            "grogan, that is a nice couch!"

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                                                            • tootie
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 6041

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RedBumper

                                                              "Drive faster please"
                                                              I said that alot when I was a teenager until my dumbass boyfriend drove over 135 MPH into a tree and broke my neck.

                                                              Now I only say it to my octogenarian grandfather who loves to drive 30 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. LOL


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                                                              • brizzad
                                                                holla
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 11769

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                "Grogan is great in bed"

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                                                                • brizzad
                                                                  holla
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 11769

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "Grogan, your greasy, shiny, face makes my pussy wet"

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                                                                  • tootie
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 6041

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                                    Can my best friend join us?

                                                                    Your dick is too big.

                                                                    I love giving blowjobs

                                                                    I love to swallow.
                                                                    I've asked a guy if his best friend (a girl) could join us.

                                                                    I had to tell a guy his dick was too big once. It was 10.5 inches (he let me measure it) and it was almost as thick as my wrist. I didn't think bodybuilders were "built" like that. It hurt

                                                                    I DO love giving blowjobs and I have said it lots of times.

                                                                    I DON'T, however, like to swallow. I try, I just can't. It makes me gag. Sorry.


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                                                                    • tootie
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 6041

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                      It's ok if your penis is only 2 inches. You have a long tongue, don't you?


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                                                                      • BillyHoe
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 2214

                                                                        #36
                                                                        How about
                                                                        " Of course you can stick it my mouth after it's been in my ass "
                                                                        "You can watch TV while I blow you I don't mind"

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                                                                        • nosey
                                                                          Talk Hard
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 14413

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "honey lets have my sister over for a 3some"

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                                                                          • ScriptBall
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 376

                                                                            #38
                                                                            here some things I've never heard a woman say:

                                                                            I'm sorry.

                                                                            I've fucked up.

                                                                            Will you forgive me please?
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                                                                            • Nanda
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 5310

                                                                              #39


                                                                              "I hate shopping"
                                                                              I really hate shopping....

                                                                              "Drive faster please"
                                                                              Don't like turtle drivers..(Lived In germany 2 years Loved that Autobahn!!

                                                                              "You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer"
                                                                              to that I always let my husband watch his sports in peace.

                                                                              I have admitted I am wrong!

                                                                              I have said sorry many times...

                                                                              "I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"
                                                                              Don't care much for birthdays.

                                                                              "baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please"
                                                                              My husband can fuck me whenever he pleases whereever he pleases.
                                                                              Last edited by Nanda; 09-20-2003, 09:36 AM.
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                                                                              He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                              • Jimbo
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 3989

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "shave my ass"
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                                                                                • Zorgman
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 6103

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This diamond ring is too big!

                                                                                  You need what?... free pics? sure, I'll pose for your friends.
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                                                                                  • Ic3m4nZ
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 6285

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I cheated on ur ass.

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                                                                                    • CarolCox
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 325

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by AWC
                                                                                      baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please
                                                                                      I said exactly that last night!

                                                                                      Carol Cox

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                                                                                      • nosey
                                                                                        Talk Hard
                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 14413

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CarolCox


                                                                                        I said exactly that last night!

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                                                                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                          My hips don't lie
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 10129

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          "I wanna sleep with RedBumper"

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                                                                                          • badmunchkin
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                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                            • 3797

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            how does my camel toe look in this outfit?

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                                                                                            • nosey
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                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 14413

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "i want a prenuptial agreement"

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                                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 28301

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                - No your honor. He earned all the money. All I did was spend and supervise the maid. I really don't deserve any of it.

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                                                                                                • Furious_Female
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • nosey
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                                                                                                    #50

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