What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
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Real cum is cheaper to produce
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No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.Originally posted by dnsmonster
Real cum is cheaper to produce
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get a can of coco lopez and a turkey baster -Originally posted by Hardcore J
What's the best mix to make a real looking, fake cum?
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Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.Originally posted by dnsmonster
Real cum is cheaper to produce
Last edited by Hardcore J; 09-19-2003, 11:25 AM.Comment
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Originally posted by AaronM
No shit. I can whip up a batch for him real quick.
LOL.... I almost puked from laughing so hard at that....
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confectioners sugar and a little bit of waterComment
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funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)<font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Submit Galleries to Teaselinks.com</font></strong></a>
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What a puss.Originally posted by Hardcore J
Yeah, well when I'm shooting multiple sets with the same guy in one day he tends to run out of cum.
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Hey, they dry up tooOriginally posted by AaronM
What a puss.
J, some folks use a combo of cornstarch (arrowroot is better) and water... or the mentioned above confectioners sugar is good too..but it tends to be too white..
I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey
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I'm going to have to try this one.Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I can always suggest hock a snot wad on the chick.. its about the same consitencey
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Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).
It looks identical.Comment
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And it's safe to put in their mouth too. It'll numb it a little, but it's safe.Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Just buy Cetaphil Soap (not the lotion).
It looks identical.
Go down to the local grocery store, find the Cetaphil soap, open it, squirt some on your hands, and tell me if it doesn't look just like the good ol'fashioned 'made-in-the-shower' cum shot!Comment
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A drop or two of cooking oil, water and cornstarch. You have to experiment with the volumes to get it right. (The oil makes it slide a litte more slowly so more realistic)<center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>Comment
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Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon. http://www.bull-semen.com/Originally posted by Hardcore J
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Forgot to tip the delivery guy last time you ordered pizza?Originally posted by Tease
funny, I was just talking about it with a friend of mine. You know when you order pizza you get a choice of dippings?
Get garlic dip, it might not smell right but sure as hell looks like cum ;)
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Rob a sperm bank at night.
then just keep a freezer handyComment
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[QUOTE=NetRodent;2400513]Why make fake cum? You can buy the real stuff by the gallon.
That was funny! I just spit my soda out of my nose!Comment
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mix milk and lubeComment
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