ever get your dick caught in your zipper?

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  • stevecore
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 6130

    #1

    ever get your dick caught in your zipper?

    just remembered that scene from "there's something about mary"... ever had that happen? did it twice in my life but never to that extent where the beans were above the frank but goddamn did that shit hurt!! ever happen to you??
  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #2
    fuck yea, that shit happens to every guy.. the bad part is when you realize what you have done, and that you have to unzip
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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43074

      #3
      Nope, but I do have a problem with sitting on the toilet and having my cock splash in the water.

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      • Libertine
        sex dwarf
        • May 2002
        • 17860

        #4
        Happened to me when I was a kid, one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Actually had to visit the doctor to get it out
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        • On-top
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 2283

          #5
          Frank and beans!
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          • Rinaldo
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 5086

            #6
            yup... once.... adn it as in public.. I was pissing on a car tire at a keg party... and it happened.. I think 40 peopl saw it

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            • Sparky
              Registered User
              • Dec 2002
              • 55

              #7
              Yeps and damn it made me shiver just thinking of it ...

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              • Mutt
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2002
                • 34431

                #8
                when i was a kid it seemed to happen more - and i remember when i was a real little kid when my mother was zipping me up at some clothing store and she did it and i screamed and when i screamed she kept trying to get the zipper up with my wiener skin still caught.
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                • stevecore
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 6130

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rinaldo
                  yup... once.... adn it as in public.. I was pissing on a car tire at a keg party... and it happened.. I think 40 peopl saw it
                  fuck! now that's embarrasing!

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                  • Nobody Specific
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 319

                    #10
                    Yeah, happened to me when I was little but guess I've been lucky since then.

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                    • IntenseCash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 2421

                      #11
                      It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

                      But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
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                      • stevecore
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2003
                        • 6130

                        #12
                        Originally posted by IntenseCash
                        It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

                        But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
                        time for you to invest in some buttonfly jeans.

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                        • JDog
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 7453

                          #13
                          Not as bad as he did. That shit would suck fucking ass! I couldn't imagine that happening!

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                          • JDog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 7453

                            #14
                            Originally posted by IntenseCash
                            It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

                            But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
                            Ouch! That would suck to see you dick fucking bleeding!

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                            • dantheman
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                              • May 2002
                              • 3308

                              #15
                              that shit hurts
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