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Originally posted by synergysex
Oh they are different, are they?
The GOP wants to tax the hell out of us to build a government monstor that consumes trillions of dollars doing absoutely nothing except playing a game of Monopoly.
The goddamn Democrats want to tax us to death so they can give everybody who dosent wanna work for a living a free ride while the rest of us work to feed them so they can pop out babies.
Representives of each party are both bought and sold by giant corporations like they were a fucking commodity.
Neither one of them have upheld the consitution when it would be easier or cheaper not to. They both bend the consititution over and fuck it if they think it will give another donation, another vote, another day in office.
They both like big business because it is easy to control a few huge companies rather than a million little mom and pop shops that think independantly.
Are they really different? You bet they are. They screw us in different ways. The Democrats at least lube your asshole and snap on a condom before they ass rape you. The GOP says "screw the lube, that costs money and fuck the condom too!"
Lewis Black put it really well: "Democrats blow and Republicans suck."
There used to be two parties that were different than the Dems and GOP. The Greens and The Libertarians. The Green Party has more or less collapsed. There is one left. The Libertarians.
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No. Republicans propose amendments to the constitution to ban gay marriage, flag burning and other 'offensive' personal expressions. Democrats propose amendments for such trivial things as civil rights and universal sufferage.
Lewis Black is about as funny as Dennis Miller, which is to say 'not very'.
They may both like Big Business, but it seems from campaign donation patterns that Big Business only likes Conservatives.
Dems like social programs more than prison because it's cheaper to pay tuition for a year than it is to keep someone locked up for a year, and educated people are much less likely to commit crimes.