I once took an arc-welder to a baud-fucking-modem
...man did it smoke

It made some pretty wild sparkly things in the air too as I recall.
What if --
- I was on a duel OC-3 (155 mb/s x 2) and it was free, just for me, hee hee hee?
I'd share with you guyzzzz.
- I had some coke to go with this rummmmm. Wait, it's not rum, it's vodka! I need some nice sour grapefruit juice to go with. Ahh, good thing I keep lots of juice in my freezer, ya-vole!
- What if I just shut up?
Damn, that would be like, twilight zone shit or what?
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