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  • woodsix
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 134

    #1

    a simple rhyme

    Here it is...

    No popups, no popunders, no java-script hacks, no hidden installs, no window attacks;

    no viruses, no worms, no zombies, no flash, no adware, no spyware, no forced browser crash;

    no hidden windows, no hidden apps, no hidden downloads, no hyperlink traps;

    no backdoors, no redirects, no hidden spiers, no hidden installs, no scripting re-dialers;

    no script dialogs, no page interrupts, no malicious scripts, no scripting disrupts;

    no bookmarking hacks, no home page resets, no malicious images, no history cracks;

    no autodownloading, no autoupdating, no hidden monitors, no search page invading;

    no 404 abuse, no window resizing, no buffer overflowing, just content inviting.

    What do you think of this simple rhyme. Just want to know if it is catchy.
  • Shok
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 5611

    #2
    ok

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    • Roxxy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 602

      #3
      Very clever.

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      • Tofu
        The Video Specialist
        • Jul 2003
        • 5615

        #4
        i dig it!
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        • Jak
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2002
          • 1143

          #5
          Great!

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          • woodsix
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 134

            #6
            thx for the feedback, it has been helpful.

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            • dougeetx
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 6163

              #7
              Originally posted by woodsix
              Here it is...

              No popups, no popunders, no java-script hacks, no hidden installs, no window attacks;

              no viruses, no worms, no zombies, no flash, no adware, no spyware, no forced browser crash;

              no hidden windows, no hidden apps, no hidden downloads, no hyperlink traps;

              no backdoors, no redirects, no hidden spiers, no hidden installs, no scripting re-dialers;

              no script dialogs, no page interrupts, no malicious scripts, no scripting disrupts;

              no bookmarking hacks, no home page resets, no malicious images, no history cracks;

              no autodownloading, no autoupdating, no hidden monitors, no search page invading;

              no 404 abuse, no window resizing, no buffer overflowing, just content inviting.

              What do you think of this simple rhyme. Just want to know if it is catchy.

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              • woodsix
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 134

                #8
                Yeah, we could call it "webmasters' delight".

                All you need is a chorus, something with "SPAM" in it.

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