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  • Thong Sniper
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 1319

    #1

    1002 Post Roast - Contest $$

    Since I've hit 1k posts and since a lot of my posts have invovled stepping on others toes in my own special, loving, caring way, I've decided to hold my own Roast as a thank you for not banning me.

    Usually my verbal wit ends me up on the short end of the banning stick, but not here, no no, I've only been given one strike and for that, I'm proud.

    So here's the contest.

    You guys have 48 hours to drop the biggest Diss Bomb on me possible.

    Typed words, in insult form. The best insult wins $25.00 via Paypal and paypal only.

    I'll pick the top 5 and then GFY will judge the rest.

    Fling some Flames fags....
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  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    How about this....



























    NO

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    • Thrawn$
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 4596

      #3
      who are you?
      Tracking 202 | Start Tracking PPC Campaigns Like A Pro

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      • Thong Sniper
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 1319

        #4
        Originally posted by Headless
        How about this....

        NO
        How about you wouldn't stand a snow-cones chance in hell in game of wit anyway, so just do yourself a favor and sit this one out...
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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983

          #5
          does anyone give a flying fuck about this guy?

          does 25 bucks via paypal make your heart flutter?

          if you have said yes to eather of those, maybe you should be banned as well
          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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          • Thong Sniper
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1319

            #6
            Originally posted by brand0n
            does anyone give a flying fuck about this guy?

            does 25 bucks via paypal make your heart flutter?

            if you have said yes to eather of those, maybe you should be banned as well
            all I'm asking is for a good diss, 25.00 for 5 minutes of work...

            was that your entry?
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            • fiftyfingers
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 582

              #7
              you all are lame because you are are boring.
              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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              • Headless
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 26727

                #8
                Originally posted by brand0n
                does anyone give a flying fuck about this guy?

                does 25 bucks via paypal make your heart flutter?

                if you have said yes to eather of those, maybe you should be banned as well
                Amen... This guy thinks he is hot shit... But yet he is still cold diarrhea on a paper plate....


                Noobies just dont get it.......

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                • fiftyfingers
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 582

                  #9
                  Well Thong Sniper, I was thinking about something good to say about you but nothing came to mind. I tried and tried, but it's just too bad that you are a living, breathing poster-child for birth-control and abortion. If you were to pee in an electrical outlet, you would be doing the world a favor. By the way, welcome to the land of 1k+ posts!
                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                  • Thong Sniper
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1319

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Headless
                    Amen... This guy thinks he is hot shit... But yet he is still cold diarrhea on a paper plate....


                    Noobies just dont get it.......
                    atleast I sig whore better than you
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                    • Headless
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                      atleast I sig whore better than you

                      I wouldnt call clicking on your own sig to raise ratios sigwhoring better then anyone...

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                      • SilverTab
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                        atleast I sig whore better than you
                        LOL 122 clicks with 7k impression...yeah right!
                        mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                        but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                        • AphEX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 2901

                          #13
                          I?ll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
                          with your ass cheeks spread out and shit.
                          Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
                          for like a half hour.
                          Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
                          Tssssssss....


                          IndieBucks | StandAhead | BoyCrushCash | Phoenixxx | EmoProfits | BritishBucks | HunkMoney | LatinoBucks

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                          • Thong Sniper
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1319

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fiftyfingers
                            If you were to pee in an electrical outlet, you would be doing the world a favor.


                            Yeah, and if I were to pee into your gapped toothed grill while flipping through a Reader's Digest like you were the first Mansfield urinal with a lisp, I'd be doing you a favor.
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                            • Thong Sniper
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1319

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilverTab
                              LOL 122 clicks with 7k impression...yeah right!
                              Yeah right! as in Yeah Right On Thong Sniper you rule! Because that's case.
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                              • fiftyfingers
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 582

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                Yeah, and if I were to pee into your gapped toothed grill while flipping through a Reader's Digest like you were the first Mansfield urinal with a lisp, I'd be doing you a favor.
                                that was just part of my roast for you, nothing personal.
                                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                • SilverTab
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 5060

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Thong Sniper
                                  Yeah right! as in Yeah Right On Thong Sniper you rule! Because that's case.
                                  I'm still tuning my hitbot and finding proxies...but watch out when i'll start...you won't believe all the clicks!
                                  mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                  but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                  • Thong Sniper
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 1319

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fiftyfingers
                                    that was just part of my roast for you, nothing personal.
                                    I know...ok I'll stop replying to the insults and just take the beating ;D

                                    GAME ON!
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                                    • dirtysouth
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 2613

                                      #19
                                      Are you under the mistaken impression that out of "1000 posts", there was anything at all worthy of attention? You saturate this place like a high schooler unloading packs of stink bombs by the girls' bathroom.

                                      Paypal: [email protected]
                                      no sig

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                                      • samuel
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 1986

                                        #20
                                        hahaha...

                                        paying others to say bs about you?... you are mad..

                                        Samuel

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                                        • Lykos
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 31032

                                          #21
                                          U r paying for that?
                                          What a lowely guy

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