If You Were A Villain Whom Would You Be?

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  • Greg B
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    If You Were A Villain Whom Would You Be?

    If you had to pick a villain from history or fiction whom would you be and why?

    We Americans love our bad guys. So if you ask us most would probably say Al Capone or Jesse James.
  • JD
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    • Sep 2003
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    #2
    MAGNETO from X-men

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    • Greg B
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      • Jul 2001
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      #3
      Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
      MAGNETO from X-men
      NICE choice! I didn't really respect how powerful Magneto was because during those early Marvel days everyone underestimated the Molecule Man. He was by far the most dangerous and powerful but was so fucked up he never got his thing off.

      Yet several years ago I read an X Men comic where Magneto actually pulled the adamantium out of Wolverine's skeleton. That shit was off the hook!

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      • cold_ice
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        • Jun 2002
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        #4
        Tony Montana or the Joker

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        • foreverjason
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          Apocalypse

          By far the strongest villian.

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          • freeadultcontent
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            • Oct 2002
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            #6
            Have to think on that one. Can we do more than one since your talking real life/fiction/comic books?

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            • Dusen
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              #7
              I always liked the Joker.

              What a great guy.
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              • ajthegreat
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                • Apr 2003
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                #8
                Bizarro
                Your a little fucked up in the head but you still have all the powers of superman

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                • Bliz
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                  • Sep 2001
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                  #9
                  MaxHardcore

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                  • brand0n
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                    • Nov 2002
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                    #10
                    Doc Holiday
                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                    • dougeetx
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                      • Apr 2002
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                      #11
                      I want to be "The Punisher". He's not a villain but a vigilante!
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                      • Goatse
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                        • Sep 2003
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                        #12
                        The unabomber has always fascinated me. Here's this poor guy living in a cabin in the woods -- no plumbing, no electricity -- and yet he has the FBI in the palm of his hand, the public fears his next strike, the intellectuals respect his writings. Kind of cool if you ask me.

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                        • psili
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                          • Apr 2003
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                          #13
                          Al Capone.
                          Your post count means nothing.

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                          • Roxxy
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                            #14
                            Cat Woman.

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                            • Diceman
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                              #15
                              Pablo Escobar.
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                              • psili
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Diceman
                                Pablo Escobar.
                                fuck, that's a good one.
                                Your post count means nothing.

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                                • SuicideMachine
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                                  • Sep 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by psili


                                  fuck, that's a good one.
                                  damn took mine!

                                  dre dogg infamous coke dealer

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                                  • sweet7
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                                    • May 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Diceman
                                    Pablo Escobar.
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                                    • IceColdSteve
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                                      #19
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                                      • Greg B
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                        Have to think on that one. Can we do more than one since your talking real life/fiction/comic books?
                                        Sure! Good point!

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                                        • Greg B
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7014

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dusen
                                          I always liked the Joker.

                                          What a great guy.
                                          Niiiiice! I didn't get the Joker til I read " The Killing Joke ". That novel was sooooo fucking cool. To see how the Joker actually became the Joker and not like the movie had it. It was freaking awesome. I'm going to go get another copy of it today and read it.

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                                          • Gman.357
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                                            • Oct 2002
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                                            #22
                                            If you're an overachiever who doesn't mind being at the top of the most popular "bad guy" list, then there's really only one choice... Hitler.

                                            Pros: He's probably the most infamous historical villain (at least in America), he had an entire nation almost hypnotically under his thumb, and he's undoubtedly still idolized today by some.

                                            Cons: Well, these should be obvious and apparent. Don't think I should have to mention them.

                                            Ouch.

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                                            • Greg B
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7014

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dougeetx
                                              I want to be "The Punisher". He's not a villain but a vigilante!
                                              Yo, they had a 4 part Punisher mini-series back in the 80s by Mike Zeck that ROCKED ASS!

                                              It picked up the story after the dumb ass judge threw the Punisher IN Riker's Island. The Punisher told the judge: " Good cause there's lots of criminals in there. " or something like that.


                                              BIG MISTAKE. The Punisher jumped up outta a cot and started kickin' most high ass throughout the book. No superpowers, no weapons, just FRANK CASTLE, the baddest mother fucker in the coolest costume. ( In the story he didn't even HAVE his costume just a pair of pants! )

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                                              • Greg B
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                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 7014

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Gman.357
                                                If you're an overachiever who doesn't mind being at the top of the most popular "bad guy" list, then there's really only one choice... Hitler.

                                                Pros: He's probably the most infamous historical villain (at least in America), he had an entire nation almost hypnotically under his thumb, and he's undoubtedly still idolized today by some.

                                                Cons: Well, these should be obvious and apparent. Don't think I should have to mention them.
                                                Okay, I can see where the admiration might be warranted but Hitler, Stalin, none of them NONE of them had jack squat on:

                                                GHENGIS KHAN.

                                                Nobody in HISTORY ever conquered as much land and people for so long than Ghengis Khan and his offspring. There's no telling how many millions they killed BY HAND not bombs, starvation etc. but by good ol' fashioned slicin' and dicin'.

                                                Compared to Ghengis, Hitler and the rest are just flashes in the pan.

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                                                • Gman.357
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                                                  #25
                                                  As a personal choice, however, I think I'd pick a more fictitous character. Was Galactus considered a bad guy in the comic books?

                                                  Ouch.

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                                                  • Greg B
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                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by IceColdSteve
                                                    Dr. Doom
                                                    AAAAAHHHH!! Don't start shit by sayin' 'Dr. Doom'!!! I could go on all day about 'Dr. Doom'!!!

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                                                    • Greg B
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                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Gman.357
                                                      As a personal choice, however, I think I'd pick a more fictitous character. Was Galactus considered a bad guy in the comic books?
                                                      Welllll, Galactus was more like a 'conscious force of nature' than a villain. But he was one COOL ASS scary looking mo'fo'. The old way Jack Kirby would draw him was scary enough!

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                                                      • Greg B
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                                                        • Jul 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by psili
                                                        Al Capone.
                                                        Al Capone or 'snorky' as they used to call him ( only his closest friends ) is one amazing life story read.

                                                        That dude made an ASSLOAD of money when everyone else was broker than dog chawed shit.

                                                        It's an amazing story criss crossed with the most popular people of that day.

                                                        If you get a chance read his biography and I had some book links. Lemme find em'.

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                                                        • escorpio
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                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Kaiser Soze
                                                          or Castor Troy
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                                                          • Gman.357
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Greg B


                                                            Okay, I can see where the admiration might be warranted but Hitler, Stalin, none of them NONE of them had jack squat on:

                                                            GHENGIS KHAN.

                                                            Nobody in HISTORY ever conquered as much land and people for so long than Ghengis Khan and his offspring. There's no telling how many millions they killed BY HAND not bombs, starvation etc. but by good ol' fashioned slicin' and dicin'.

                                                            Compared to Ghengis, Hitler and the rest are just flashes in the pan.
                                                            I agree. But popularity-wise, Hitler is far better known (in American history at least).

                                                            PS: I certainly don't admire the guy. Any indication of brilliance he had is underminded by own twisted visions in my opinion.

                                                            Ouch.

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                                                            • Greg B
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                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by brand0n
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                                                              • Greg B
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                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                Kaiser Soze
                                                                or Castor Troy
                                                                That flick was some cool shit! Shows exactly how a sharp criminal mind can work.

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                                                                • Gman.357
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                  Welllll, Galactus was more like a 'conscious force of nature' than a villain. But he was one COOL ASS scary looking mo'fo'. The old way Jack Kirby would draw him was scary enough!
                                                                  Do you like Jack Kirby's style? I always thought it was too harsh... "rigid" for lack of a better word. I guess that could be appealing to some.

                                                                  I LOVE Dave McKean's work, and George Perez was great with details..

                                                                  Ouch.

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                                                                  • escorpio
                                                                    doesn't fuck around.
                                                                    • Oct 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Roxxy
                                                                    Cat Woman.
                                                                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                    • Mateo1721
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would be Dracula. I know the live forever thing got tired after a while, but he got all the hot chicks

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                                                                      • Greg B
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7014

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Gman.357


                                                                        Do you like Jack Kirby's style? I always thought it was too harsh... "rigid" for lack of a better word. I guess that could be appealing to some.

                                                                        I LOVE Dave McKean's work, and George Perez was great with details..
                                                                        WHAT??? Dissin' Jack Kirby???

                                                                        Jack cut the mold for modern day comics. He redefined all the genres from superheroes to romance to war stories.

                                                                        He had great storytelling and power and design and could go from subtle to super in the same panel.

                                                                        I don't know what Kirby comics you read but go back and get some of them old Captain America comics where he fought the Red Skull.

                                                                        Cap would roll into a room and bust up all kinds of shit so bad that you would be ducking and dodging while reading the comic book so's that piece of debris wouldn't hit you.

                                                                        George Perez is awesome. No doubt. But when Kirby designed a villain YOU KNEW it was a villain.

                                                                        RED SKULL RANT!!!

                                                                        Okay my fav villain is THE RED SKULL. There's NO FUCKING DOUBT at once glance he's EVIL. He's got a big red skull mask on and a swastika plastered all over his chest. His story was he was a nobody thief that Hitler stumbled upon as a busboy and in a dare/bet he told his commanders that he 'Hitler' could train anyone to be a super soldier 'even that menial bus boy over there'. Hitler did, trained the dude day and fucking night til he became the most lethal combat specialist in the world. Then he turned on Hitler. If you read the original story you can see the hatred in the Red Skull's eyes and his motivation. A real sinister piece of shit who didn't care.

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                                                                        • Greg B
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hey, the only woman mentioned was 'Catwoman'??? C'mon there's gotta be some more femme fatales out there.

                                                                          How about Joan Collins' 'Alexis' from 'Dynasty'?

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                                                                          • IceColdSteve
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                            AAAAAHHHH!! Don't start shit by sayin' 'Dr. Doom'!!! I could go on all day about 'Dr. Doom'!!!

                                                                            Don't get me started!!! Watch out!!!
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                                                                            • Gman.357
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                              WHAT??? Dissin' Jack Kirby???

                                                                              Jack cut the mold for modern day comics. He redefined all the genres from superheroes to romance to war stories.

                                                                              He had great storytelling and power and design and could go from subtle to super in the same panel.

                                                                              I don't know what Kirby comics you read but go back and get some of them old Captain America comics where he fought the Red Skull....

                                                                              All this is very nice, but it won't change the fact I just didn't like the way he drew characters. Sorry.


                                                                              Ouch.

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                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                George W. Bush

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                                                                                • SleazeQueen
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Darn, someone took Catwoman already.

                                                                                  I could go with Poison Ivy, but instead I think I'll pick Cruella D'Ville. She's got that awesome car.

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                                                                                  • candyflip
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                                                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Darth Vader.

                                                                                    Dude incinerated a planet without thinking twice...that's evil.

                                                                                    Spend you some brain.
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                                                                                    • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I would be the woodchuck that would chuck wood
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                                                                                      • Bulldog-Johnnie
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • Donny
                                                                                          As you wish...
                                                                                          • May 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                          Kaiser Soze
                                                                                          A definite bad ass.

                                                                                          When those men held his wife and kids with guns to their heads he shot them himself and then killed the men.

                                                                                          I can't even remember why he killed his wife and kids himself, but the reason sounded noble in "The Usual Suspects".

                                                                                          And he was super intelligent.

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                                                                                          • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                            • Feb 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Gordon Gecko

                                                                                            does he count?
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                                                                                            • Lonny
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Bliz
                                                                                              MaxHardcore

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                                                                                              • Greg B
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SleazeQueen
                                                                                                Darn, someone took Catwoman already.

                                                                                                I could go with Poison Ivy, but instead I think I'll pick Cruella D'Ville. She's got that awesome car.

                                                                                                SQ
                                                                                                OH!!! Oh!!!!!!!!! OH OHOHOOHOH!!!!! EVIL!!!! EVIL!!!!! EVIL!!!!

                                                                                                That woman was EVIL!!!! Anybody who would plot murder in order to skin newborn puppies to make a coat is EVILLLL!!!!

                                                                                                And not only did she have a cool car, she had that cool theme song.

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                                                                                                • Greg B
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                                  George W. Bush

                                                                                                  AHHHHH!!!! Ha ha!!!! Fast on the draw DarkJedi!!!

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                                                                                                  • Rinaldo
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Ghangis Khan didnt slice and dice as much as people have you beleive... he starved china... he couldnt break through the great wall so he starved it out... almost a year and a half... no goods went n or out... china pretty much died... and he just waltzed in... then raped and murdered the towns and left them for dead... never set up ant governments... never ruled china....

                                                                                                    Alexander the great conquered far more land and he ruled over it... thats a cool fuckign guy.

                                                                                                    My favorite villain would be Magneto, but the one with the craziest powers would be Apocolypse
                                                                                                    and for historial villains... I'd be Napolean

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