I need to tap some deep inner creative resources.... sooooo.....

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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    I need to tap some deep inner creative resources.... sooooo.....

    I'm fucking fucked up. Yep. It's me & The Captain tonight. I've exhausted my straight laced form thinking and hit the ceiling. It's time for deeper insight. I'm halfway there.


    I always kick out killer shit when I hang with the Captain.
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075
      #2
      prost.... to aLL!
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        • -=HOAX=-
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          • Dec 2001
          • 4365
          #3
          AAAARRRR....He's a Pirate...
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            • -=HOAX=-
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              • Dec 2001
              • 4365
              #4
              I get that way with Jack, he brings out the inner wrecking ball in me...and I dream up new and creative ways to destory my self and the world around me...
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                • stevecore
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                  • May 2003
                  • 6130
                  #5
                  well sheeeeet.... youve convinced me to knock a coupla shots back. cheers!

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                    • JD
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22651
                      #6
                      Gotta love the alcohol induced creativity! I usually invite Mr. Jagermeister and his friend Mr. 151

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          ye scurvy dawgs!
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                            • HomeO
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 213
                              #8
                              lol you drunk bastards

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                                • -=HOAX=-
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                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 4365
                                  #9
                                  Or, Jack can help me to find the nastiest of whores pretty...his smokey subtle taste covers my lips and tongue in sweet romantic banter that I spew forth at high volume...


                                  Your titsh are shuper!

                                  Can I fuckyer ash?!

                                  Have you ever seen a smaller penish?
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                                    • Amputate Your Head
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                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075
                                      #10
                                      i may need to put on the Elton John too.....



                                      it's sort of an emergency.
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                                        • stevecore
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                                          • May 2003
                                          • 6130
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          ye scurvy dawgs!
                                          that wuz no dawg, that waz my own seezter!

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                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 4365
                                              #12
                                              I find Jack can also help me see with total clarity that all my friends are nothing but filthy animals...who deserve only to be wrestled to the floor and chewed on...I see through the lies and the hated...

                                              Phrases like,

                                              "Josh you need to settle down..."

                                              "Hoax, please...I think you've had enough..."

                                              "Hey dude...that's not the bathroom"

                                              Can be heard for what they really mean....


                                              "I'm going to fuck your wife first chance I get...."
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                                                • Amputate Your Head
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                  I find Jack can also help me see with total clarity that all my friends are nothing but filthy animals...who deserve only to be wrestled to the floor and chewed on...I see through the lies and the hated...

                                                  Phrases like,

                                                  "Josh you need to settle down..."

                                                  "Hoax, please...I think you've had enough..."

                                                  "Hey dude...that's not the bathroom"

                                                  Can be heard for what they really mean....


                                                  "I'm going to fuck your wife first chance I get...."
                                                  let's not forget the classics....

                                                  "Dude! You're shitting in the bean dip!"

                                                  "It's clearly a den of evil."

                                                  "Stop touching me you homo!"

                                                  and the ever popular, "What the fuck did I just eat...."
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                                                    • -=HOAX=-
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                                                      • Dec 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      When Jack and I hang out in public...I realize how truly funny I am...and how much people want to hear me cuss loudly and call women foul things.


                                                      This is usually the time I realize...that most of the people in this club want to watch me masturbate...immediately...
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                                                        • -=HOAX=-
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 4365
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                          let's not forget the classics....

                                                          "Dude! You're shitting in the bean dip!"

                                                          "It's clearly a den of evil."

                                                          "Stop touching me you homo!"

                                                          and the ever popular, "What the fuck did I just eat...."
                                                          Indeed...I 'd forgotton about the bean dip...


                                                          No wonder I'm not aloud to go to internext this year...
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                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                              • Dec 2001
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                                                              I think Jack has helped me most when the night becomes morning...he helps me to realize, that a bed will not make the terrible banshees stop their fiendish wailing...


                                                              No my friend, Jack says, It is time to introduce you to my very good pal...More Jack Daniels.
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                                                                • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Life often becomes a bit of a blur when More shows his face...I feel like a small child, fuckered on ether, running naked through a county fair in the deep south...


                                                                  Everyone want's to point...but they all keep their distance.
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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                      I think Jack has helped me most when the night becomes morning...he helps me to realize, that a bed will not make the terrible banshees stop their fiendish wailing...


                                                                      No my friend, Jack says, It is time to introduce you to my very good pal...More Jack Daniels.
                                                                      the Captain is calling me..... be back after I swab the deck.
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                                                                        • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                                          Ah yes...with friends like Jack, who needs...anything...I don't, fuckers...what are you staring at? Fucker...
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                                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                              • Dec 2001
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                                                                              I think I'd like to do a few impersonations...

                                                                              TheFly: You have now I dea, I can...but what if its is? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...not the funny it it were a stick.


                                                                              [Labret]: I love you so much, you're sweet...I'm sorry.


                                                                              JuicyLinks: Weiner, peepee, cock sperm.


                                                                              Amputate Your Head: *hic*


                                                                              Lensman: Thanks Hoax, I woulda never figured that out, want another raise?


                                                                              Hoax: Blah Blha blah blah...


                                                                              SpaceDog: I'm not even smart enough to know.....................anything.


                                                                              Lil2rich4u2: *see above*


                                                                              BoneProne: He fucked me.


                                                                              SleazyDream: I stick it to my basset hound, and I will be inviting the top of the tgp biz to do the same...

                                                                              Hoax: Blah Blha blah blah...
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                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                                  I think I'd like to do a few impersonations...

                                                                                  TheFly: You have now I dea, I can...but what if its is? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...not the funny it it were a stick.


                                                                                  [Labret]: I love you so much, you're sweet...I'm sorry.


                                                                                  JuicyLinks: Weiner, peepee, cock sperm.


                                                                                  Amputate Your Head: *hic*


                                                                                  Lensman: Thanks Hoax, I woulda never figured that out, want another raise?


                                                                                  Hoax: Blah Blha blah blah...


                                                                                  SpaceDog: I'm not even smart enough to know.....................anything.


                                                                                  Lil2rich4u2: *see above*


                                                                                  BoneProne: He fucked me.


                                                                                  SleazyDream: I stick it to my basset hound, and I will be inviting the top of the tgp biz to do the same...

                                                                                  Hoax: Blah Blha blah blah...
                                                                                  that's accurate
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                                                                                    • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                      If I was smart I'd be in bed...
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                                                                                        • LiveDose
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                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 25792
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          i may need to put on the Elton John too.....



                                                                                          it's sort of an emergency.

                                                                                          I don't even want to know...

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                                                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                              More is knocking at my door...If I let him in I'll be raping cheesegraters...
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                                                                                                • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                  Ever done chinese caligraphy using your nutsack dunked in mayonaise as a brush...?
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                                                                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      just done tell me u r drinking spiced rum!

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                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I'm currently wearing an authentic Batman "cowl"
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                                                                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                              I'm currently wearing an authentic Batman "cowl"

                                                                                                              I've been chasing the neighbors cat with my "batarang" all evening.
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                                                                                                                • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                  I ate thai food so hot this evening, that my pee burned...oh yeah and I have blisters on my bung...
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                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                                                                      I ate thai food so hot this evening, that my pee burned...oh yeah and I have blisters on my bung...
                                                                                                                      i feel ya.... I ate an entire jar of jalepenos around 6pm....
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                                                                                                                        • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                                          I like walking by eric's desk and smearing shit all over his chair...
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                                                                                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                                              I'm working on an "ode to andy warhol" right now...
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                                                                                                                                • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                                                                  A tribute to Andy Warhole....

                                                                                                                                  Truly a work o fart.


                                                                                                                                  Adieu
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