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  • grogan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2001
    • 2284
    #1

    Having trouble getting laid? Some quick tips from grogan that'll help you out.

    #1 and most important
    being nice is good, but not too nice. the overly nice guy is not a turnon and only works on about 1 percent of girls.

    #2 speak loudly and clearly.
    be confident that your a total stud. chicks are easily fooled.

    #3 don't give her all your attention
    remember, tons of other girls at the club or party are wanting badly to sleep with you, make sure she knows you can have whoever you want

    #4 move her fast
    YOU ARE THE BOSS, not some little TWAT. make her feel like you already know she wants to get stuffed. (still, no means no)

    #5 floss and flash your mega $$$
    girls love to get dicked by a guy who's loaded. wear nice clothes, nice cologne, and tell her you own some important tech. company and make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.

    #6 tell her she's beautiful
    even if she is your fallback and is overly insecure, tell her YOU think she's beautiful.



    There's more, but that should give you a little heads up. These rules apply to all women. Enjoy!
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      You forgot #7

      #7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271
          #3
          Great! I needed that so badly!

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            • pornJester
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2001
              • 6138
              #4
              You forgot #8

              ...forget aftershave, Crisco works wonders


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                • hottoddy
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 3049
                  #5
                  Ross Jeffries Jr.
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                    • Headless
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727
                      #6
                      dude you're starting to step into juicy's territory.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          #9..If all else fails..slip roofies in drink

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                            • grumpy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 9870
                              #8
                              yep. thats what we are waiting for. Advice regarding chicks from the guys with the worst looking chicks in the history of GFY and also from the one who doesnt fuck them but jerks of dreaming about them ( inside info )

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                                • darnit
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 2439
                                  #9
                                  #10 dont take advice from wanna be playas on a bbs called "go fuck yourself"

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                                    • Lonny
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 3539
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                      You forgot #7

                                      #7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

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                                        • BeHeadR
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 1152
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by pornJester
                                          You forgot #8

                                          ...forget aftershave, Crisco works wonders
                                          uhhh what makes you think he hasn't been using Crisco his whole life?
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                                            • jscott
                                              jscizzle
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 25441
                                              #12
                                              all grogans tips are very good

                                              i will apply them and get laid this coming weekend
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                                                • Mr Pheer
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 22082
                                                  #13
                                                  kid, you are the LAST motherfucker I would take advice from for anything

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                                                    • Lonny
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 3539
                                                      #14
                                                      why would i take advice from someone 11 years younger then me.
                                                      BTW, Your not getting much snatch with all the posting you do.

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                                                        • BlackCrayon
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 19634
                                                          #15
                                                          heres my tips

                                                          tip #1: don't be grogan

                                                          that is all.
                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                            • tootie
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 6041
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by grogan
                                                              make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.
                                                              WRONG!

                                                              I like a guy with a credit card, as long as it's a real card and not a bank debit card.

                                                              If you have cash, you could have stolen it or made it selling drugs.

                                                              If you have a credit card then there is a greater chance that you're not some bum that's too goddamned lazy to work and has bad credit because he can't pay his bills on time. There are WAY too many of those nowadays.


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                                                                • tootie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 6041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                  heres my tips

                                                                  tip #1: don't be grogan

                                                                  that is all.


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                                                                    • tootie
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 6041
                                                                      #18
                                                                      You know.. cuz... like... umm... you said don't be a grogan.


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                                                                        • BlackCrayon
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 19634
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by tootie
                                                                          You know.. cuz... like... umm... you said don't be a grogan.
                                                                          lol tootie, nice pic. his face almost looks plastic.
                                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                            • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 6285
                                                                              #20
                                                                              #11 Being a l33t

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                                                                                • NedFLanders
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 412
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                  You forgot #7

                                                                                  #7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party
                                                                                  omgwtfbbq

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                                                                                    • nosey
                                                                                      Talk Hard
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 14413
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • fiveyes
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                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 1680
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          So, you have some tips to "help me out", eh?

                                                                                          Well, that sounds just fine ...







                                                                                          ... but ...








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                                                                                          .... you got laid ...






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                                                                                            • natas
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                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 3377
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              nice

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                                                                                                • PimpRoll
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 1053
                                                                                                  #25

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                                                                                                    • wdsguy
                                                                                                      Ryde or Die
                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 19568
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I see the light...

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                                                                                                        • MiLo
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                          • 2970
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by hottoddy
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                                                                                                            • Lonny
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                              • 3539
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              hey that gives a whole new meaning to being a butt face

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                                                                                                                • brand0n
                                                                                                                  been very busy
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 26983
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • Indeed
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 1892
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tootie


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                                                                                                                        • HomeO
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                          • 213
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          haha ..suprise to me .. but "most" of those tips will get you laid ... I personally think if your flashing money for pussy .. your fucking a hooker .. but girls defienltly judge you on how you judge yourself .. they like confidence .. But you should change the name of the thread to "How to get laid By Insecure Whores" ... don't get me wrong .. im not knocking u for fucking insecure chicks lol I do it all the time

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                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                                              You forgot #7

                                                                                                                              #7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party
                                                                                                                              That's not his sig that's his fucking face
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                                                                                                                                • winter
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 570
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by grogan
                                                                                                                                  #1 and most important
                                                                                                                                  being nice is good, but not too nice. the overly nice guy is not a turnon and only works on about 1 percent of girls.

                                                                                                                                  #2 speak loudly and clearly.
                                                                                                                                  be confident that your a total stud. chicks are easily fooled.

                                                                                                                                  #3 don't give her all your attention
                                                                                                                                  remember, tons of other girls at the club or party are wanting badly to sleep with you, make sure she knows you can have whoever you want

                                                                                                                                  #4 move her fast
                                                                                                                                  YOU ARE THE BOSS, not some little TWAT. make her feel like you already know she wants to get stuffed. (still, no means no)

                                                                                                                                  #5 floss and flash your mega $$$
                                                                                                                                  girls love to get dicked by a guy who's loaded. wear nice clothes, nice cologne, and tell her you own some important tech. company and make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.

                                                                                                                                  #6 tell her she's beautiful
                                                                                                                                  even if she is your fallback and is overly insecure, tell her YOU think she's beautiful.



                                                                                                                                  There's more, but that should give you a little heads up. These rules apply to all women. Enjoy!
                                                                                                                                  it works

                                                                                                                                  Hell ya, man! I'm in madison, lots of hotties here to bang.

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                                                                                                                                    • winter
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 570
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                                                                                                                                      #11 Being a l33t

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                                                                                                                                        • grogan
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 2284
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          To those of you who agree'd



                                                                                                                                          good for you! my posts can get flamed sometimes, but I posted this to help people (even the ones that flame me)



                                                                                                                                          reread these tips. They WILL get you laid, unless you fuck it up.

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                                                                                                                                            • Lonny
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 3539
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Cry me a river

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                                                                                                                                                • foolio
                                                                                                                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 12366
                                                                                                                                                  #37

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                                                                                                                                                    • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 12366
                                                                                                                                                      #38

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                                                                                                                                                        • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 12366
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 12366
                                                                                                                                                              #40

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                                                                                                                                                                • foolio
                                                                                                                                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                                                                                                    • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                      #42

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                                                                                                                                                                        • foolio
                                                                                                                                                                          ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                          #43

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                                                                                                                                                                            • foolio
                                                                                                                                                                              ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12366
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Headless
                                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 26727
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  This thread just got really shitty.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • foolio
                                                                                                                                                                                          ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • stevecore
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 6130
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              is it me or does it smell like shit in here?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12366
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                                                                                                                  This thread just got really shitty.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  These are my grogan topic pics

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • com
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 4541
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by foolio
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Holy shit, is that after grogan decompressed it? I didn't think he was big enough to contain that much shit after getting laid by a black man!

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