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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993

    #1

    A Poll About Pride and Self Respect

    You play defense on a professional football team, and the starting running back for the other team tells his friend who plays on your team that if he gets 30 carries, he's going to set the NFL single game rushing record. Your response:
    12
    You display exactly no pride, getting worked like a 12 year old school girl in Bangkok -- you get run over, around, and through by a guy who humiliates you by, among other things, stiff-arming you into the ground, amassing 295 yards and 2 touchdowns on 30 carries, and etching your team's name forever into the history of football as the worst single game defensive performance of all time, something your kids will be so proud of you for.
    0%
    1
    Sit out.
    0%
    1
    Tackle that motherfucker on his first carry so hard that the announcers vomit, the EMTs who put him in the ambulance cringe and then vomit, and the running back in question, upon waking from his coma 3 years later, retires from football, apologizes to you personally, and hangs himself.
    0%
    10
  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    this is dumb

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    • Buff
      GFY Assassin
      • May 2003
      • 2993

      #3
      Originally posted by detoxed
      this is dumb
      It's important.

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      • Joe Average
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 785

        #4
        Originally posted by Buff


        It's important.
        No it's not. It's dumb.
        I used to get high on life but then I built up a tolerance.

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        • ldinternet
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 8245

          #5
          If only I knew what "carries" and "rushing record" were...

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          • Buff
            GFY Assassin
            • May 2003
            • 2993

            #6
            Originally posted by ldinternet
            If only I knew what "carries" and "rushing record" were...
            American Football....

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            • Jakke PNG
              ex-TeenGodFather
              • Nov 2001
              • 20306

              #7
              The options were too difficult for me.
              ..and I'm off.

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              • Tipsy
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 6989

                #8
                Originally posted by Buff


                American Football....
                Is that the game that's sort of like rugby but for pussies?
                Ignorance is never bliss.

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                • Evil1
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 3893

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tipsy


                  Is that the game that's sort of like rugby but for pussies?

                  Nonono.. not soccer

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                  • Tipsy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6989

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Evil1



                    Nonono.. not soccer
                    They've started wearing helmets and silly padding in soccer too? Coo. Be no sports left for real men soon
                    Ignorance is never bliss.

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                    • Evil1
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 3893

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tipsy


                      They've started wearing helmets and silly padding in soccer too? Coo. Be no sports left for real men soon
                      Do they go full speed at each other from opposite directions in rugby? I know they run around tackling each other, but is it designed to have head on collisions (ive seen a rugby game once on tv when i was a little kid, cant rememeber) with 2 people going in different directions? cuz if it is how the fuck do they manage to finish the game with everyone headed to the hospital for MRI's?

                      soccer fucking sucks some massive moose cock btw.. nothing more boring the watching people kick a ball back and fourth for 4 hours to end up at a 1-0 score everytime... other then golf.. thats a whole new world of bordom, i'd rather fuck a blender set on liquefy then watch golf.

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                      • Gunni
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 2385

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Evil1


                        Do they go full speed at each other from opposite directions in rugby? I know they run around tackling each other, but is it designed to have head on collisions (ive seen a rugby game once on tv when i was a little kid, cant rememeber) with 2 people going in different directions? cuz if it is how the fuck do they manage to finish the game with everyone headed to the hospital for MRI's?

                        soccer fucking sucks some massive moose cock btw.. nothing more boring the watching people kick a ball back and fourth for 4 hours to end up at a 1-0 score everytime... other then golf.. thats a whole new world of bordom, i'd rather fuck a blender set on liquefy then watch golf.
                        Soccer as you call it goes on for 90 minutes, with a 15 minute brake in the middle. Sure as hell beats watching a game that actually takes 42 minutes, but you need to sit over it for 4 hours because everytime something happens, the coach has to take a time out to explain to the players what to do!
                        There's no flow in American football, you have like 50 players on each side, that get switched about every other minute.

                        Regarding your question "do they go full speed at each other from opposite directions in rugby", if you'd ever met a rugby player, just looking at his face would answer your question

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                        • gothweb
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 8849

                          #13
                          American Football may be a stupid sport, but it's just as dangerous as Rugby. They may have pads, but they also have much bigger guys, often hitting much harder. Also, there is more money, so they have reason to really get into it sometimes.

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                          • Gunni
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 2385

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gothweb
                            Also, there is more money, so they have reason to really get into it sometimes.
                            I actually would think that would work the other way, the more money, the more risk you take if you get injured!

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                            • Evil1
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 3893

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Gunni


                              Soccer as you call it goes on for 90 minutes, with a 15 minute brake in the middle. Sure as hell beats watching a game that actually takes 42 minutes, but you need to sit over it for 4 hours because everytime something happens, the coach has to take a time out to explain to the players what to do!
                              There's no flow in American football, you have like 50 players on each side, that get switched about every other minute.
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                              • Fletch XXX
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 60840

                                #16
                                'pride no longer has definition,
                                everyone wears it and it always fits.
                                its a state invoked for the lack of position.'

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                                • Gunni
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 2385

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Evil1


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                                  • Beastiepoo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 1971

                                    #18
                                    Don't try to argue with Americans about their sports. It doesn't matter what you are debating, as soon as you say that (insert American sport here) isn't as good as one of the many other sports played internationally across the world, they'll argue you into the ground no matter how silly they look doing so.



                                    I'm an American living in England. Before moving here I enjoyed watching Baseball and American Football. After experiencing football(soccer), rugby, and cricket I can say honestly that I'd rather sit down to watch an international league football game than watch the Braves take it to the Orioles AGAIN. I'm not saying any of these sports are better than the others, but the international sports do at least seem to keep moving unlike the long pauses you get with American sports.


                                    And yes, rugby players do run at each other and collide as well as tackle each other just as fiercely as American Football players - in fact these 'collisions' (scrums as they are called I think) often involve the whole team pushing against their opponents in struggles lasting up to 60 seconds each. You should see the THIGHS on these guys!
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                                    • ADL Colin
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 11929

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Beastiepoo
                                      Don't try to argue with Americans about their sports. It doesn't matter what you are debating, as soon as you say that (insert American sport here) isn't as good as one of the many other sports played internationally across the world, they'll argue you into the ground no matter how silly they look doing so.
                                      Hmmm. Seems like you're describing the response from all sides of the great pond to me.


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                                      • Beastiepoo
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 1971

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Colin


                                        Hmmm. Seems like you're describing the response from all sides of the great pond to me.
                                        You are probably right.

                                        I guess the thing about this particular forum is that most of us 'Pommies' on GFY aren't heavily enough into sports to carry on a debate with any vigour. I'll go try to rouse a few football yobs from the local pub and get them down to the cybercafe. Then we can see the insults fly!!
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