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  • angeleyes
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 3584
    #1

    I got flashed and it was NOT pretty.

    Sorry to disappoint those expecting torrid stories but I've had an odd day.....

    I get off work and go to the corner store....... A guy looks lost and asks for directions....... I approach his car and he's jacking off. (Thought I was going to vomit)....the guy had to be older than my GrandFather and Lord only knows how many kids he's done this to.



    I get home and have about 20 "penis growth" ads in my email (which is not normal and I obviously have no use for).

    I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.
    Last edited by angeleyes; 09-16-2003, 04:22 PM.
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    • stevecore
      Confirmed User
      • May 2003
      • 6130
      #2
      sorry about that but i honestly was lost.

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          I love you

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              Originally posted by angeleyes
              I get off work and go to the corner store.......
              this is the only odd part of the day I see.... everything else sounds like a normal day.
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • GrimShawn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 8120
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                  this is the only odd part of the day I see.... everything else sounds like a normal day.
                  remember when we use to hang in front of the corner store drinking 40oz and selling slippers

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by GrimShawn


                      remember when we use to hang in front of the corner store drinking 40oz and selling slippers
                      ahhh the good old days.
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                        • stevecore
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2003
                          • 6130
                          #7
                          Originally posted by GrimShawn


                          remember when we use to hang in front of the corner store drinking 40oz and selling slippers

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                            • GrimShawn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8120
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                              ahhh the good old days.
                              Those were the days, we should do that again sometime

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                                • h2ohjosh
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 43
                                  #9
                                  That's a little fucked up man. Where do you live?
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                                    • GrimShawn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 8120
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by h2ohjosh
                                      That's a little fucked up man. Where do you live?
                                      Los Angeles

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                                        • angeleyes
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 3584
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by h2ohjosh
                                          That's a little fucked up man. Where do you live?
                                          I live right outside of Boca, but the office is South between Miami and Lauderdale.........that is where the incident occured. Funny thing is that I'm immune to porn, I'm even immune to *******, but when I saw this 80 year old man doing that I damn near re-introduced my dinner to myself.
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                                            • angeleyes
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 3584
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by stevecore


                                              Eh.......both are way better looking that that.

                                              I'm not a fan of tats but Amp has this black and white pic that could make most women melt...........and Grim---you are just a doll, fun, cute and .......................you need to call me.
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                                                • laura
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 945
                                                  #13
                                                  i wanna be in the penis twilight zone

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                                                    • Timbo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 550
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                      Sorry to disappoint those expecting torrid stories but I've had an odd day.....

                                                      I get off work and go to the corner store....... A guy looks lost and asks for directions....... I approach his car and he's jacking off. (Thought I was going to vomit)....the guy had to be older than my GrandFather and Lord only knows how many kids he's done this to.



                                                      I get home and have about 20 "penis growth" ads in my email (which is not normal and I obviously have no use for).

                                                      I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.

                                                      Tell the truth hon, it was Scooter in disguise wasn't it?

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                                                        • grumpy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 9870
                                                          #15
                                                          said but true...you find Grogan's in every state.
                                                          Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                                                            • Diceman
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 53
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by laura
                                                              i wanna be in the penis twilight zone

                                                              lol
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                                                                • Nanda
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 5310
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by angeleyes


                                                                  I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.
                                                                  Sometimes it seems as if we are in a penis dominated world....
                                                                  My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                  He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 24433
                                                                      #18


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                                                                        • angeleyes
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 3584
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                          Not sure what cause the vomit smiley is for.........but if it was for what I had to look at...........you nailed it!
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                                                                            • rdunn404
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 999
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                              Sorry to disappoint those expecting torrid stories but I've had an odd day.....

                                                                              I get off work and go to the corner store....... A guy looks lost and asks for directions....... I approach his car and he's jacking off. (Thought I was going to vomit)....the guy had to be older than my GrandFather and Lord only knows how many kids he's done this to.



                                                                              I get home and have about 20 "penis growth" ads in my email (which is not normal and I obviously have no use for).

                                                                              I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.
                                                                              The cock is calling your name....you cannot escape.

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                                                                                • SleazeQueen
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 634
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  That's happened to me 3 times in my life. Once as a kid (about 12-13) once around 21 and once near 30. Every time it was some old greasy guy with a tiny prick.

                                                                                  How come a hot guy never flashes me?

                                                                                  I want to be in the hot guy penis twilight zone.

                                                                                  SQ
                                                                                  Bush can no more fire Rove than Charlie McCarthy could fire Edgar Bergen.

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                                                                                    • Voodoo
                                                                                      ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 10600
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazeQueen
                                                                                      That's happened to me 3 times in my life. Once as a kid (about 12-13) once around 21 and once near 30. Every time it was some old greasy guy with a tiny prick.

                                                                                      How come a hot guy never flashes me?

                                                                                      I want to be in the hot guy penis twilight zone.

                                                                                      SQ
                                                                                      SleazyDream in drag?

                                                                                      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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