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I'm now on my third bottle of lortab elixir, which for those of you who are not familiar is 7.5mg of vicodin / 500mg of tylenol, but my doctor instructed me to take slightly more for my pain, although i try to stick just to 7.5 every 4 hours to manage the breakthrough, trust me, it does nothing to stop the pain, it only manages it, to the point where i can sip on sweet tea. Any other liquid is too light to be swallowed, or burns going down.
There are no more nurses with morphine, & i have to drive 45 minutes to my doctors in order to get a booster shot of steroids & demerol.
So i'm only able to drink chic fila brand sweet tea (crazy shit), and when dinner comes around i can have chicken broth. And if im feeling especially good, i can manage to take down some soupy tapioca or oatmeal that is pre-blended.
Absolute insanity here!
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