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  • dougeetx
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6163
    #1

    Rules To A Better Life

    A buddy of mine sent me this in email. Good lessons here!

    >> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a
    >>cup
    > of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
    >be almost instantly removed.
    >2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
    >getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
    >3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
    > simply peeing in the sink.
    >4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
    >for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
    >
    >5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
    >you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
    >snooze button.
    >6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
    >you will be afraid to cough.
    >
    >
    > The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
    >relationship
    >> > > are, > > > > > > "I apologize," and "You are right." > > >
    >> > > > > > > > > > > Remember; Everyone seems normal until you
    >>get to know them! > > > > > > Never pass-up an opportunity to
    >>go potty... > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you woke breathing,
    >>Congratulations! You get another chance. > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    >>And finally, Be really nice to your family and friends, you never
    >>know > > > > > > when you might need them to empty your bedpan! >
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    • budz
      Disruptive Innovator
      • Sep 2003
      • 4230
      #2
      Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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        • FATPad
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2001
          • 6693
          #3
          Originally posted by budz
          Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
          hahaha
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            • brand0n
              been very busy
              • Nov 2002
              • 26983
              #4
              Originally posted by budz
              Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
              that was killer
              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                • tootie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 6041
                  #5
                  Originally posted by dougeetx
                  A buddy of mine sent me this in email. Good lessons here!

                  >> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a
                  >>cup
                  > of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
                  >be almost instantly removed.
                  >2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
                  >getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
                  >3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
                  > simply peeing in the sink.
                  >4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
                  >for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
                  >
                  >5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
                  >you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
                  >snooze button.
                  >6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
                  >you will be afraid to cough.
                  >
                  >
                  > The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
                  >relationship
                  >> > > are, > > > > > > "I apologize," and "You are right." > > >
                  >> > > > > > > > > > > Remember; Everyone seems normal until you
                  >>get to know them! > > > > > > Never pass-up an opportunity to
                  >>go potty... > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you woke breathing,
                  >>Congratulations! You get another chance. > > > > > > > > > > > > >
                  >>And finally, Be really nice to your family and friends, you never
                  >>know > > > > > > when you might need them to empty your bedpan! >


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                    • tootie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 6041
                      #6
                      Originally posted by budz
                      Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
                      WOAH! That really WAS easy to read. That's cool :D


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                        • gleb
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 311
                          #7
                          did this come from an auto-scrambler proggie, like those elite hacker coders...

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              Originally posted by budz
                              Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
                              I read that a week ago :P killer
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • mastermcp3
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 343
                                  #9
                                  hah

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