I knew my math skills would come into play someday

been ther... done that... I'm gonna win this sucker..

is it me?

I took a pic of the geeks i hired Look at them working so hard

That surround sound system has my name written all over it. Seriously, I wrote it on with a crayon

I have outsourced two more geeks from across seas

i think i have that exact same computer case in white of the guy on the left sitting in my closet... complete with a dual floppy drive, plextor 6x scsi cdrom, and a metropolis double-bay 3gb scsi hard drive. w00t!

I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

Here is a computer generated picture of the first 3 nerds i've hired

I got me the best geeks i could find fuck the new computers yo

Its the quality of geeks that you need the the latest pc shitttt

its all about being in the right place at the right time

You ain't going to get it Juicy! Using the Perl modules LWP::UserAgent, LWP::RobotUA, HTTP::Cookies, HTML::Parser, HTML::LinkExtor and LWP::Protocol::Proxy, I've constructed the most complex web spider ever attempted before.

Activated by a random timer cron job, for the past two weeks it has been quietly fetching every posting ever made to these forums. Once the time and date has been extracted, it's then placed into an Oracle database, which is now over three gigs in size.

Working in parallel with this front end is an AI program that was written by a team of russian script kiddies that I found on Elance. It's interlocking cyber-nueral network learns as it attempts to predict the times of the next postings based upon the vast store of information its already mined and weighted by previous guesses. It is now accurate to within a tenth of a second for 30 postings into the future (except between 5 and 6 PM, when it still hasn't a clue). At the rate it's been learning, tomorrow at this time, it will have attained that accuracy for 300 postings into the future.

And by Sunday, it will know the very moment of that two millionth post. Because it's set to make it! That's right- my plan is so devious that I not only will have the exact guess, but I will be making the winning posting as well! HAHAHAHAHAH! Vegasdude has nothing on me this time around. All the prizes will be mine. All mine!!!

Too bad suckers. I'm analysing all GFY post back to 2001. Hacked into the SETI project. 62.89 TeraFLOPs/sec available processing power. Thanks for tha goodies.

here are my two math geeks cranking away on my GFY calculations.



hey! stop fucking around on GFY! Get back to work you lil fucks!!