the best Sex joke, let's here them!

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sex is for girls

my ex!

HAHAHAH

sorry inside joke

it should be: my wife (girlfriend) just came back from Paris

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard.
Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?".

The parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen.

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats.

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?"

The mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

woman standing naked in front of the mirror.

husband is in the room.

woman says "god look at me, I'm old, fat, hairy and ugly. Pay me a compliment for fucks sake! I need a compliment quick to make myself feel better."

husband says "Your eyesight's fucking spot on love"