Man Buys Groceries With Fake $200 Bill

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  • eatapeach
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    • Dec 2001
    • 493

    #1

    Man Buys Groceries With Fake $200 Bill

    ROANOKE RAPIDS, N.C. -- Police are searching for a man who paid for $150 in groceries at a Food Lion grocery store with a $200 bill.

    The man walked out of the store with his groceries and $50 in change before the fake bill was discovered Sept. 6.

    The bogus bill -- the U.S. Mint does not print a $200 bill -- bore the image of President George W. Bush on the front and had the White House on the back. It also included signs on the front lawn of the front lawn of the White House with slogans such as "We like broccoli" and "USA deserves a tax cut," Roanoke Rapids police said.




    Instead of being labeled a Federal Reserve note, the fake bill was marked as a "Moral Reserve Note." The bill bore the signatures of Ronald Reagan, political mentor, and George H.W. Bush, campaign adviser and mentor.

    http://www.nbc17.com/news/2468409/detail.html
  • Doctor Dre
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    • Jan 2001
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    #2
    ROFLMAO
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    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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    • Dwreck
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      #3
      It was Grimshawn!!
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      • Stud Money
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        • Sep 2003
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        #4
        Hahahaha nice

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        • marzzo
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          • May 2002
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          #5
          Haha, I'm sure the checkout clerk is proud
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          • beemk
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            #6
            repost
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            • ryph
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              #7
              LOLOL. That's what happens when hiring high school dropouts at $6/hr
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              • Dax
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                • Apr 2002
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                #8
                fucking rednecks... try to do that shit to one of us spics... we'll beat your shit with our taco bell chalupa... befo' u try to hit us with that...

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                • AEBN Michael
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dax
                  fucking rednecks... try to do that shit to one of us spics... we'll beat your shit with our taco bell chalupa... befo' u try to hit us with that...
                  LOL Hey now not all of us are rednecks my friend.
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                  • sherie
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                    #10
                    Good grief!
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                    • directfiesta
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
                      Rest my case ...

                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                      • IntenseCash
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        George W on US money that is funny as hell. Only presidents are on money, lol.
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                        • WiredGuy
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
                          If the clerk was stupid enough to not realize that there's no such thing as a $200 bill then he should get his ass canned!

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                          • AaronM
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                            • Oct 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dax
                            fucking rednecks... try to do that shit to one of us spics... we'll beat your shit with our taco bell chalupa... befo' u try to hit us with that...
                            I'm with you. Us Spics have to stick together!

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                            • boneprone
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                              • Jan 2001
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                              #15
                              Hmmm. Remember Corky? The Down Syndrome kid?

                              I remember McDonalds around the time of the Corky days would hire down syndrome cash register clerks for PR reasons.

                              Well being the Almond Rocca kind of guy I and my buds were in High School, we really took advantage of the situation.

                              Yea yea i know we were mean for doing it and I feel bad today, but I remember before a school basketball game we'd go up to McDonlads, get in Corky's line and order a lot of items.

                              A lot!!

                              ANd then give em a 20.

                              Somehow we'd that same 20 back and then some extra cash back!! It was great, like corky was PAYING us to come eat at MCDS!! Not only was the almost 20 bucks in food free, we were getting cash back!!

                              It was fucking great! Till the rightous girls in school found out.. Bitches.. We took care of them later.

                              Good fuckin times..
                              I miss those days.


                              Anyhow, maybe the store clerk in this new story was down syndrome?

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                              • jennym
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                                • May 2003
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                                #16
                                I wonder if this was "actually" illegal? He did not try to make his fake money look like any 'real' money. It seems like if I wrote "$200 Dollar Bill" on a piece of paper and used it, it would not be illegal.

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                                • tootie
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                                  • Jun 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by IntenseCash
                                  George W on US money that is funny as hell. Only presidents are on money, lol.


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                                  • Dreamman010
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    That's amazing. I think the man made a joke and it actually worked.
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                                    • stevecore
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                                      #19
                                      if their dumb enough not to check it, it's their fault, not his!

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                                      • sherie
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                        If the clerk was stupid enough to not realize that there's no such thing as a $200 bill then he should get his ass canned!

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                                        Uhh ya think? lol
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                                        • DarkJedi
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                                          • Feb 2001
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                                          #21
                                          i refuse to believe this

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                                          • NetRodent
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jennym
                                            I wonder if this was "actually" illegal? He did not try to make his fake money look like any 'real' money. It seems like if I wrote "$200 Dollar Bill" on a piece of paper and used it, it would not be illegal.
                                            Good point. Just how similar does money have to be to be counterfeit? Obviously someone who tries to use monopoly money shouldn't be charged with passing counterfeit bills, but where do you draw the line?
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                                            • jaYMan
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 4885

                                              #23
                                              If you print on it THIS IS NOT LEGAL TENDER, I wonder if its illegal if someone actrually accepts it?

                                              That's pretty amusing.


                                              Oh and all you redneck haters, fuck off! I dare you to step up on my porch!

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                                              • Phoenix
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                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                #24
                                                i had no clue if there is an american 200 dollar bill

                                                but the we love broccolli on th elawn might have given it away
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                                                • Flynn
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  you know you are fired when.... haha
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                                                  • beemk
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jennym
                                                    I wonder if this was "actually" illegal? He did not try to make his fake money look like any 'real' money. It seems like if I wrote "$200 Dollar Bill" on a piece of paper and used it, it would not be illegal.
                                                    its called fraud
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                                                    • magicmike
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27


                                                      Food Lion officials at the company headquarters in Salisbury could only say their normal policy is not to accept bills over $100.


                                                      They don't normally take $200's ???

                                                      On a side note when did they stop making $1000 bills?

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                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        it just gives me hope that if things ever get all that bad I should just barely qualify to jockey the register at that store.

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                                                        • hard2mpress
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                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          too funny

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                                                          • IntenseCash
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                                                            #30
                                                            Here is the bill he should of used that is a picture Amercians can reconize.

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                                                            • Herb Kornfield
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                                                              • Sep 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              there are $100, $500, $1000 and $10,000 dollar bills.

                                                              $1000 and $10,000 are usually saved for banks to use. Not General circulation.

                                                              There werre $1,000,000 that were stricrtly government use only back in the day.

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                                                              • Mr Cheeks
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                                                                #32
                                                                haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaa!!

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                                                                • SIG357
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  In 1969, the US Government stopped issuing all banknotes over $100 in value and as these bills reach the Federal Reserve Bank they are withdrawn from circulation.

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                                                                  • quiet
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    equally stupid clerk and manager:

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                                                                    • connectionnouser
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • FATPad
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Anyone stupid enough to take the equivalent of monopoly money for payment deserves what they get.
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                                                                        • gothweb
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I would love to see what crime he would be charged with. He created a piece of paper that didn't claim to be real US money, it was a joke. Someone was stupid enough to take it. If it is counterfeit, then what bill was he duping? If it was fraud, then what falsehood did he pass off to profit from?

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                                                                          • Beastiepoo
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by quiet
                                                                            equally stupid clerk and manager:

                                                                            http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/clo...Taco-Bell.html
                                                                            Funny shit man.
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