OMG read this My fun with a NEWBIE

SnowBrdrStud69: hey, how long did it take for you to be able to start posting on the gfy forums?
BARTENDR69: who is this?
SnowBrdrStud69: nobody, i saw your IM name on the gfy forums yesterday.
BARTENDR69: what is gfy?
SnowBrdrStud69: gofuckyourself.com, its a website.
BARTENDR69: never heard of it
SnowBrdrStud69: bleh
SnowBrdrStud69: let me find the thread.
BARTENDR69: i am just playing with you
BARTENDR69: i am the GFY board master
SnowBrdrStud69: so this is "juicy"
BARTENDR69: the on the only juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BARTENDR69: are you a fan?
SnowBrdrStud69: yeah
SnowBrdrStud69: you are hella buff
BARTENDR69: juicyyyyyyyyyy
SnowBrdrStud69: how long does it take for them to let me start posting...?
SnowBrdrStud69: that sexed guy can post...
BARTENDR69: i started like 2 and half years ago so i can post right away
SnowBrdrStud69: they make people wait now though?
BARTENDR69: yes you have to be sponsored now to join
BARTENDR69: You have to be "elite" and shit
SnowBrdrStud69: .... :-(
SnowBrdrStud69: what about all those wack jobs that post dumb shit?
BARTENDR69: they get banned eventually
SnowBrdrStud69: and that lil2rich guy you clown on alot?
BARTENDR69: lil2rich is my meatpuppet
SnowBrdrStud69: you own that account?
BARTENDR69: no i own him
SnowBrdrStud69: in your basement?
BARTENDR69: no i have 10k plus posts there
BARTENDR69: i like to post
BARTENDR69: posting is fun
SnowBrdrStud69: yep
SnowBrdrStud69: don't you get free stuff if you post alot?
SnowBrdrStud69: i heard of a t-shirt.
BARTENDR69: yeah but i do it for the excitement
BARTENDR69: at 15l posts you get a free escort and hsit
BARTENDR69: and shit
BARTENDR69: 15k
BARTENDR69: i am almost there
BARTENDR69: juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SnowBrdrStud69: 5k more
BARTENDR69: cant wait you been adult for long or just started?
SnowBrdrStud69: just started.
SnowBrdrStud69: <hahahaha= n00b
BARTENDR69: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
BARTENDR69: you got bitches or what?>
SnowBrdrStud69: nada, i wanna get some live cam site going and use other sites bitches for a while until i get enough traffic for local bitches to make money
SnowBrdrStud69: usual live cam catch 22...
BARTENDR69: true
SnowBrdrStud69: u like an adult entertainment master?
BARTENDR69: yes if you call it that, i am a guido actually
BARTENDR69: where u from?
SnowBrdrStud69: vegas
BARTENDR69: juicyyyy
BARTENDR69: you get anyone to sponsor you yet for gfy?
SnowBrdrStud69: nope
BARTENDR69: its along list without sponsorship to get in
SnowBrdrStud69: sponsor me and i'll join your fan club.
BARTENDR69: I dont know you man so i cant sponsor you
BARTENDR69: r u a guido?
SnowBrdrStud69: i'm trying to work out more...
SnowBrdrStud69: i goto golds
BARTENDR69: age?
SnowBrdrStud69: 21
BARTENDR69: hit lil2rich up he might sponsor you
SnowBrdrStud69: whats his aim?
BARTENDR69: email him [email protected]
SnowBrdrStud69: k
SnowBrdrStud69: maybe that sexed guy will too before he gets banned.
BARTENDR69: We vote to see who gets banned
BARTENDR69: you need 5 votes from elite mebers to get the ax
SnowBrdrStud69: so thats what they mean when they say "strike 1" or what?
BARTENDR69: strike 1 is awarning
BARTENDR69: stroke 2 your on thin ice
BARTENDR69: strike three your banned
SnowBrdrStud69: is that mainly ops saying that?
SnowBrdrStud69: like lensman and decap?
BARTENDR69: lensman owns that board and adult.com
BARTENDR69: he is the king of the castle
SnowBrdrStud69: must make a lot of $$ then.
BARTENDR69: he makes ok money he just got a new ford expedition last month
SnowBrdrStud69: who owns those super sites like sex.com or cyberotica.com?
SnowBrdrStud69: the big $$ sites?
BARTENDR69: sex.com is owned by afew partners, lil2rich is one of them
SnowBrdrStud69: so he is really a "lil2rich" then?
BARTENDR69: yup he is loaded and stuff
BARTENDR69: cybererotica is owned by the character "I am the Walrus"
SnowBrdrStud69: k
SnowBrdrStud69: what about those Boneprone people?
BARTENDR69: Boneprone people are like the adult mob
BARTENDR69: you dont mess with them
SnowBrdrStud69: k
BARTENDR69: they own a ring of like 200 or so sites and shit
SnowBrdrStud69: there seems to be a lot of vegas people on that board... u from there as well?
BARTENDR69: nope i am from NY
SnowBrdrStud69: oh yeah, the guido stuff.
BARTENDR69: the convention will be in VEga this jan
BARTENDR69: vegas
SnowBrdrStud69: adultdex?
SnowBrdrStud69: that one that goes on same as comdex?
SnowBrdrStud69: or internext?
BARTENDR69: internext
BARTENDR69: thats what its called now
SnowBrdrStud69: how much that cost to get in w/ out having a booth?
BARTENDR69: tickets are like 150 for the show i believe
BARTENDR69: maybe less not sure
SnowBrdrStud69: k