Shake Hands With Beef

There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth
 
When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be
 
Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF
 
She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat
 
She's fine
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
on a Crossman
And it's time to play
 
It's nice, so nice, to be
 
Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF