There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth
*
When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be
*
Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF
*
She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat
*
She's fine
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
on a Crossman
And it's time to play
*
It's nice, so nice, to be
*
Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF
