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  • Cheshire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #1

    A healthier way to poo?

    Eastern potty in a Western bathroom


    just a little bit naughty
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    Nice marketing approach:

    "Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!"
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      okay.. this disturbs me:

      "Two-thirds of humanity
      use the squatting position
      to answer the call of nature."

      ...and the other third?
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      • =^..^=
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 6935

        #4
        This is totally true - you can increase your life expectancy by up to 10 years using this method

        Also if by some terriblke chance you have to use a public loo - it keeps your ass off the seat!!!


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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          I saw a guy crap on a chain link fence while walking down the road when I was in Saudi Arabia... fuckin' made me crack up... then he wiped his ass with his dress.
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          • pr0
            rockin tha trailerpark
            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

            Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.
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            • SykkBoy2
              Jesus loves bacon
              • Feb 2001
              • 19969

              #7
              Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!
              +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

              now, THAT is good news...but if the peerson is say 350, they won't be able to use it or they won't be comfortable using it?
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              • -=HOAX=-
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 4365

                #8
                Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"
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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

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                  • -=HOAX=-
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 4365

                    #10
                    Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...
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                    • Cheshire
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 5738

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.
                      That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!


                      just a little bit naughty

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                      • SykkBoy2
                        Jesus loves bacon
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 19969

                        #12
                        As someone of the clumsier persuasion, I would be afraid to use this thing...what if I lost my balance and fell off? I could suffer a serious skull injury and would hate having to admit to the paramedic what really happened...
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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cheshire


                          That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!

                          I love you too babe.

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                          • pr0
                            rockin tha trailerpark
                            • May 2001
                            • 23088

                            #14
                            Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                            Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"
                            Now thats creative writing.
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                            • kmanrox
                              aka K-Man
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 29295

                              #15
                              ok, so basically, all we gotta do is lift our knees up as high as we can while sittin on the BradShaw... errrrr the shitcan and we can open up our anus tubes for optimized defagmented shitting pleasure??

                              awesome!!!!

                              im gonna go try now.... ttyl
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                              • ^R3K^
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                                • Sep 2001
                                • 2815

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pr0
                                The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

                                Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.
                                I never got any good weed in boone.. it isnt to far from here.

                                but i did go to a public bathroom there once and it was really bad ;-)))
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                                • [Labret]
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 10945

                                  #17
                                  I can guarantee I will get drunk and fall and send shit flying everywhere.

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                                  • Dreamman010
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 1081

                                    #18
                                    Ahh guys, if you're talking about poo, check this site:

                                    http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html

                                    It's so real... I laughed my ass off on it

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                                    • DialerNET
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 268

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      okay.. this disturbs me:

                                      "Two-thirds of humanity
                                      use the squatting position
                                      to answer the call of nature."

                                      ...and the other third?
                                      Haven't you seen the sites?
                                      Here's a clue;
                                      "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".

                                      *shudder*

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                                      • Direktor
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 529

                                        #20
                                        This got to be a fucking joke. I like my toilets.

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                                        • SykkBoy2
                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 19969

                                          #21
                                          I wonder if http://www.shitcity.com or http://www.scatbabes.com could upsell that badboy in their member's area?
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                                          • gleem
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 5593

                                            #22
                                            Who the fuck would be caught dead with that thing in their bathroom?? Might as well use your frontlawn!




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                                            • gleem
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 5593

                                              #23
                                              Oh, I missed the next page:

                                              Nature's Curtain allows Nature's Platform to be out of sight when not in use. The curtain attaches to the wall with self-adhesive Velcro®, so it can easily be laundered


                                              yah, you can launder it because you'll be crapping and pissing all over the floor the first week, obviosly u need "natures curtain" to clean up the mess you will "naturally" make all over your floor.




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                                              • Headless
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 26727

                                                #24
                                                Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
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                                                • adamm
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 239

                                                  #25
                                                  I crap like that on all toilets,
                                                  its called advanced hovering
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                                                  • DarkJedi
                                                    No Refunds Issued.
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 28301

                                                    #26

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                                                    • Gutterboy
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 4751

                                                      #27

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                                                      • loverboy
                                                        When it rains, it pours
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 20609

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Headless
                                                        Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
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                                                        • [Labret]
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 10945

                                                          #29
                                                          I miss Cheshire.







                                                          as much as I miss eating too many red pepper seeds and pissing out of my ass.

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                                                          • Honeyslut
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 6436

                                                            #30
                                                            Labret misses Cheshire
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                                                            • -=HOAX=-
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 4365

                                                              #31



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                                                              • Fatbat
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 204

                                                                #32
                                                                Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

                                                                Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun

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                                                                • TheSaint
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I lived in Hong Kong for a while and this was basically how all toilets were. You get used to it and its much more hygenic, to this day I still can't sit on a public toilet, yuck!

                                                                  Recently I was back for a few weeks of work, and everything has changed. Western style toilets are everywhere, but the mall still had a choice of Chinese or Western toilets for the particular.
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                                                                  • Danny_C
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 2160

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

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                                                                    • Danny_C
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 2160

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Danny_C
                                                                      Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.
                                                                      Ahh... nevermind. I see. http://www.naturesplatform.com/healt...tate_disorders

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                                                                      • Odie
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 7040

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                        Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...
                                                                        OMG!! kaka kernels!!!! my x-'s dad called them "willnots" for will not come out!!! HAHAHAHAHa
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                                                                        • lickmymonster
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                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 628

                                                                          #37
                                                                          colon cancer has no relationship to inadaquate evacuation of the bowels.

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                                                                          • Odie
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 7040

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fatbat
                                                                            Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

                                                                            Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun
                                                                            I have no problem with doing it this way, u don't get crabs...but, thos fuckers who were there b4 u don't know how to aim and piss all over where u stand and then u got piss all over your shoes..fucking shit stinks!!!

                                                                            We only have the american toilet b/c half of us prolly can't squat that low and we're too damn lazy to sit that long...it's easier to sit...that way u can read the paper or a magazine
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                                                                            • lickmymonster
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 628

                                                                              #39
                                                                              http://www.naturesplatform.com/heal...state_disorders


                                                                              Thats B.S. guys

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                                                                              • LeeNoga
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 3043

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DialerNET
                                                                                Haven't you seen the sites?
                                                                                Here's a clue;
                                                                                "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".
                                                                                .
                                                                                I thought it was, "Sit on my face and let me guess your weight".

                                                                                I must not get out much

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                                                                                • Tofu
                                                                                  The Video Specialist
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 5615

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by adamm
                                                                                  I crap like that on all toilets,
                                                                                  its called advanced hovering
                                                                                  i do too. ive been doing it for years now.
                                                                                  i call it "perching".
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                                                                                  • Honeyslut
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                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 6436

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • angelsofporn
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                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 3218

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      that's just sooper

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                                                                                      • the Shemp
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                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 10891

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        is Cheshire on vacation, i havent seen her post in a while?
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                                                                                        • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                          • 2946

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Shemp come to think about it........I think it's been 4 months if not more that she hasn't been around........I could be wrong

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                                                                                          • natas
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                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                            • 3377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                                            Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"


                                                                                            chocolate shark ahahahaha!!

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                                                                                            • lock
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                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 5065

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i thought the ski position was dedicated to public bathrooms
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                                                                                              • cold_ice
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                                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                                • 3027

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Trixxxia
                                                                                                Shemp come to think about it........I think it's been 4 months if not more that she hasn't been around........I could be wrong
                                                                                                it has being a while

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                                                                                                • HS-Trixxxia
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 2946

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Unless she's posting under another nick.....Like I mentioned in another post.....don't read everything everyday....

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                                                                                                  • Nezster
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 2192

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I always poo that way
                                                                                                    where have you guys been/? you are missing out

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