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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75762
    #1

    Earthquake in Mexico

    (Before anyone jumps my shit - This is a joke.....)

    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.

    150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally devastated and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

    Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the out bursts of riots.

    The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

    The United States, not to be outdone, is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.

    God Bless America!
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • stevet
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 172
      #2

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        • stevecore
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 6130
          #3
          how completely tasteless!!


          i love it!

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            • OFFBEAT
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 398
              #4
              HA SUCKAS!

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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754
                  #5
                  All 150,000 came from Southern California.

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                    • jscott
                      jscizzle
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 25456
                      #6
                      funny ass shit!
                      If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
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                      Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Hey how did the Canadians get involved..

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                            • Nubianprince
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 677
                              #8
                              XVIDEOS WEBCAMS -/- MADE WITH A CUSTOM WP PLUGIN

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                                • Rochard
                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 75762
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                  Hey how did the Canadians get involved..
                                  The Canadian armed forces..... Have nothing else better to do.
                                  Herschel Savage
                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                    • Aly-Python
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 1439
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RocHard


                                      The Canadian armed forces..... Have nothing else better to do.
                                      Yup... All 3 of them!

                                      Actually, only two of them made it... The third's dog-sled caught kennel cough right before departure.
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                                        • Nanda
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 5310
                                          #11
                                          This was very funny!!
                                          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                            • kristin
                                              GOO!
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 9768
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                              All 150,000 came from Southern California.
                                              Don't forget Tucson, Arizona!
                                              Vacares rules.

                                              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                • Rochard
                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 75762
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Aly-Python


                                                  Yup... All 3 of them!

                                                  Actually, only two of them made it... The third's dog-sled caught kennel cough right before departure.
                                                  Bullshit... I know you guys up north have huge armies just waiting to invade the US. Hell, it took five or six of them when they deported me from the Great White North and threw my ass back across the boarder!
                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                    • Aly-Python
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 1439
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by RocHard


                                                      Bullshit... I know you guys up north have huge armies just waiting to invade the US. Hell, it took five or six of them when they deported me from the Great White North and threw my ass back across the boarder!
                                                      Oh shit! You're onto us!

                                                      Actually, we're far more subversive. We're all just moving here one-by-one. Politicians call it 'brain-drain', I call it the Silent Invasion!
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                                                        • crockett
                                                          in a van by the river
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 76818
                                                          #15
                                                          l
                                                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                            • Sosa
                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 40149
                                                              #16
                                                              lol, fucking funny shit!

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