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09-02-2003, 01:22 AM

John Titor says that there will be a civil war in America.Remember to board your windows and hoard as many women as possible.

There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska.
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09-02-2003, 01:23 AM

can't wait.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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09-02-2003, 01:24 AM

Me either!
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09-02-2003, 01:29 AM

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09-02-2003, 01:33 AM

Who is john titor?
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09-02-2003, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by GeXus
Who is john titor?

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09-02-2003, 01:45 AM

Time Traveler.

http://www.johntitor.com/

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09-02-2003, 01:51 AM

As history has shown, anything can happen. Empires come and empires go.

I wouldn't be surpised. 9/11 proved beyond a shaow of a doubt our national security is a total joke. We are completely vulnerable to internal and external threats. They can happen at any time without warning.

I still have a problem with the Pentagon getting nailed. The towers you know were a given after the 1st attempt. They're a commercial facility as well so you wouldn't expect much in the way of defense systems to protect them.

But the Pentagon. The fucking Pentagon? The most powerful military command center in the world didn't have defenses in place to counter that kind of attack?

We're fucked, if the Pentagon can't even be protected.

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09-02-2003, 01:53 AM

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09-02-2003, 01:59 AM

Red Dawn was a joke when I watched it. John Titor made me see how real it COULD be.

Yes, the Pentagon. I love how they pushed that away from the population as quick as possible. The fucking pentagon is attacked... oh shit lets pretend its no big deal and move on at warp 9.
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09-02-2003, 02:36 AM

I've read a couple of pages on the johntinor.com and it's pretty weird/interesting stuff.

I mean, if it's a hoax, it's a real huge and good one.

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09-02-2003, 02:40 AM

It's obviously a hoax. I read through the whole thing.
The guy does a VERY good job of playing the part. But he slips up in some areas. Messing up dates - and referring to different times, future/past.

Good read tho.
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09-02-2003, 02:42 AM

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09-02-2003, 02:46 AM

wouldn't creating a website also create a paradox? Actually couldn't it possibly create billions of paradox's? (whatever the plural for paradox is)

I mean if he said, there will be a revolution in 2015, and if enough people took it seriously enough couldn't the war be avoided? If s wouldn't this fuck everything else up?

The dangers of even admitting time travel can potentially fuck things up.

What if he was a child as direct result of that war? his very future existence could be jeopardized.

Oh and by the way, time travel is not possible. I can prove it.

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09-02-2003, 02:53 AM

RedShoe: Exactly. By even stepping on soil, you create paradoxes. I mean think about it. If in the future something happens in one way or another, but doesn't because ANYTHING in the past changed... decided to buy blue shirt instead of red... WHATEVER - everything is now fucked.

In a way everything a timetraveller did would affect the future. But in a way if he is already here in a NEW timeline - protected by the fact that he's not in that dimension anymore...

Whatever who cares - timetravel is not possible.

The guy is obviously fairly creative - but a basement junky. You can see how mad he gets at some comments like "You don't believe me? MOM - He doesn't believe me!"
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09-02-2003, 06:06 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe
Oh and by the way, time travel is not possible. I can prove it.

It's already been done hasn't it?
Someone went round the world 6 times in a plane or something.. and gained .35 seconds!

Hell yeah just do it a few more and you can add an extra 2 seconds to your life..
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09-02-2003, 06:24 AM

The man has an amazing mind, that's for sure.. however most of the theoretical and actual physics theories and principles he speaks about are already known, if not in fact but in theory, so it wouldn't be overly difficult to expand on them to make his story seem believable. A very elaborate, very extremely well done hoax, almost convincing. That's what sophistry is all about though, isn't it?

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09-02-2003, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by KRL
As history has shown, anything can happen. Empires come and empires go.

I wouldn't be surpised. 9/11 proved beyond a shaow of a doubt our national security is a total joke. We are completely vulnerable to internal and external threats. They can happen at any time without warning.

I still have a problem with the Pentagon getting nailed. The towers you know were a given after the 1st attempt. They're a commercial facility as well so you wouldn't expect much in the way of defense systems to protect them.

But the Pentagon. The fucking Pentagon? The most powerful military command center in the world didn't have defenses in place to counter that kind of attack?

We're fucked, if the Pentagon can't even be protected.

Yes, we were completely wiped out that day. We now all wear dishtowels on our heads. Our national security completly failed. Hell, I couldn't watch "Friends" that night things were so bad.

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09-02-2003, 06:30 AM

John Titor is a nutter

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09-02-2003, 07:21 AM

Is there an IRS?

Yes, we pay taxes. Sounds like you don't enjoy keeping track of your
personal income taxes. I don't think anyone does.

on another post he said there's no income tax.
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09-02-2003, 07:26 AM

the world in 2036 he describes doesnt make a lot of sense from many points of view. I'm sure it's a HOAX.
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09-02-2003, 08:21 AM

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09-02-2003, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by beemk
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09-02-2003, 08:28 AM

Hm...

if you're into these kind of things, you should checkout the movie Frequency.

It was aired here a week ago or something.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0186151/
"An accidental cross-time radio link connects father and son across 30 years. The son tries to save his father's life, but then must fix the consequences."

And then when things are changed in the past they will affect the future etc. Lets say the movie is something different than others.
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09-02-2003, 09:06 AM

Did someone say hoax?

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09-02-2003, 09:11 AM

In 2004, he predicts the easter bunny, Jesus, Santa Claus, and Vishnu will all come together and form a giant robot warrior like Voltron and kick the ass of the anti-christ.

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