Has your mom or anyone ever caught you jerkin off

thats weak..


it was in the middle of the night and i thought no one was home so i was in the kitchen jerkin while peering out the window lookin at this hot girl when all the sudden my mom enters behind me... that was the point i turned around really quick and busted a load which landed on her feet

funny story, but I smell bullshit

ok, this doesn't involve jerking off...but

When I lived at home, I had balled up a used rubber in some TP so I could stuff it into a trash can that would be emptied sooner. Because men like to rollover and sleep after sex, I chucked it in the wastebasket next to my bed.

The next morning when I went to discard my scumbag, it wasn't there anymore. Bugged me for awhile, but what was I supposed to do about it.

3 nights later, my mother knocks on my door. I open the door and she has a chewed up condom hanging over the end of a pencil. She voices her disgust and tells me that the dog was under her bed chewing on it.

It was real hard not to laugh, but I'll never forget the look on her face when I smirked and said..."Oh my God, it's empty now. The fucking dog ate my load!"

True fucking story

Wow.... sick stories. Glad to say I have never been caught.

there was a forum for "i got caught masturbating" topics... holy fuck it was some of the sickest shit i've read, and there was literally thousands, i can't seem to find the link anymore though.. lot were really funny though.

I was caught once but not by my Mom. I was 14 and spending the summer at my grand parents house. It was a warm, sunny afternoon and my grand parents were taking their mid day nap. I was alone in the living room, laying on my back on a blanket on the floor. I decided to kill some time jerking off. I got lost in my dreams and didn't notice how much time had passed. I was having too much fun with the neighbors daughter in my head.

Then I heard a cough and looked up. There, from between my bare legs and just passed the head of my dick, I saw two red glaring eyes surrounded by the trembling flushed and flabby face of my grand father. My heart came to a complete stop, and so did my hand. I'm not sure why but neither one of us did or said anything. We just stared at each other like two deers caught in the head lights. Neither knew what to do. Each waiting for the other to make the first move. It seemed my hand was frozen to my cock and I couldn't take it off. I just held my dick right there under his face as if it was propping up his head. The combination of his huge round face and my erect dick looked like a giant red lollypop.

Finally we heard my grand mother holler his name and we both jolted back from our hellish matrix. He scuffled out of the room and I reached for my pants. Neither ever said anything to the other about this.

He's dead now. I'm sure he can finally laugh about it.

nope, but she caught me in the shower with my GF once, wasn't too happy about that

I got caught fucking my girlfriend when I was 17 and then what was worse was telling my grandmother whom I grew up with that she was pregnant

lucky for me, no, but... i once walked up in my younger bro's room and seen him quickly grab up the pillow... thats all i saw and I was like 'OH SHIT!', then closed the door and went in my room next door where my GF was waiting, and then started laughing my ass off out loud and told her what happened.

i should have knocked first, but he should have locked it for assholes like me who jus barge in.

Moms once took all of my playboys

Never seen them back either...

wtf do you think happend with them?

I never bothered to ask

....it never came up with her lol

You should've checked under your father's side of the mattress.

oh damn....

When I had my desk in the other room I would leave the window wide open and build porn sites and fuck with content. of course half the time I was in my shorts or just my undies. The outside balcony is just outside the window. My hot neighbour would come up the stairs and walk RIGHT by the window. From her point of view I prolly looked naked jerking off to porn