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  • VirtuMike
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 2483

    #51
    How YOU doin'?

    If you're into Jewish guys, I'm available. But there is a catch.

    You have to wear a University of Miami cheerleader outfit every Saturday during Hurricane Season. This is for my pleasure.

    Plus if you cook I might just stick around.

    Bonus points if I can hypnotize you.

    You can email me at Mike AT Yenta DOT com.
    Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

    XYZZY4L

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    • the Shemp
      congrats to the winners
      • Nov 2001
      • 10891

      #52
      Originally posted by angeleyes
      Ok, Shemp, I give you ownership of this thread. I'm a guido-ette and in the middle of cooking stuffed shells and I need to be on "oven-watch"... When they are done, I'll post pics that will blow your "pie" away.
      hehe, sounds like a "bake off".
      the fact you can cook should interest a lot of people here.
      i use Vacares...so should you
      Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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      • the Shemp
        congrats to the winners
        • Nov 2001
        • 10891

        #53
        Originally posted by bret
        hmmm... maybe you should eat that whole pie yourself shemp. maybe it will go straight to your ass, with so many lips attached there is no room for mine.
        Most people know I'm an old guy and they are nice to me.
        But i could use a couple of extra pounds for sure.
        i use Vacares...so should you
        Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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        • bret
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 766

          #54
          Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.

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          • angeleyes
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 3584

            #55
            Originally posted by bret
            Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.
            Edit: wrong post.........


            My shells are almost done....... and if anyone from the office is reading this...... You will have a free lunch on Wednesday!

            ... but you're still an asshat and welcome.
            Last edited by angeleyes; 09-01-2003, 03:49 PM.
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            • GrimShawn
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 8120

              #56
              Originally posted by angeleyes


              Take your 17 posts and go play somewhere else asshat.
              Cracks the whip I like that

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              • bret
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 766

                #57
                How dare you insult the size of my posts... I guess i was not as lucky as the other boys.

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #58
                  Angel your sexy , Too bad your in FLA

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                  • the Shemp
                    congrats to the winners
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 10891

                    #59
                    Originally posted by bret
                    Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.
                    More people should use the "cone of silence"
                    i use Vacares...so should you
                    Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                    • bret
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 766

                      #60
                      Originally posted by the Shemp


                      More people should use the "cone of silence"
                      I'm sorry, i was too busy disguising myself as a chair in hope that 99 would sit on my face...

                      ok. we should really give her this thread back. maybe we should start www.GetSmartManiacs.com

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                      • angeleyes
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 3584

                        #61
                        Originally posted by bret


                        I'm sorry, i was too busy disguising myself as a chair in hope that 99 would sit on my face...

                        ok. we should really give her this thread back. maybe we should start www.GetSmartManiacs.com
                        That was a very interesting 404 that you posted. I'm so sorry that I didn't grow up to Dawsons Creek like you.

                        .........and by the way, Get Smart was a little before my time, so in the true nature of GFY




                        Shemp, hit me up on ICQ...........
                        Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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                        • bret
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 766

                          #62
                          Originally posted by angeleyes


                          That was a very interesting 404 that you posted. I'm so sorry that I didn't grow up to Dawsons Creek like you.

                          .........and by the way, Get Smart was a little before my time, so in the true nature of GFY




                          Shemp, hit me up on ICQ...........
                          Look sweetheart... I try not to be rude to women whenever possible. So let me break this down to you in the most simple way possible.

                          Shemp makes some posts in reference to the television show (that is now not even in syndication anymore) entitled "Get Smart". I happen to enjoy that show as well. So I make some stupid remarks about it just to rib him a little every now and again.

                          Not sure why you would get all bent out of shape over this, but like you said, this is GFY.

                          Not sure why I would even have to make a post like this, nothing I did or said requires clarification or justification, even more so that none of the posts in question were directed to you.

                          Enjoy being single.

                          regards

                          - bret
                          Last edited by bret; 09-01-2003, 04:15 PM.

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                          • mrmarylou
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 21

                            #63
                            Angeleyes I think I am in love. I so feel a boob hat coming

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                            • angeleyes
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 3584

                              #64
                              Originally posted by bret


                              Look sweetheart... I try not to be rude to women whenever possible. So let me break this down to you in the most simple way possible.

                              Shemp makes some posts in reference to the television show (that is now not even in syndicate anymore) entitled "Get Smart". I happen to enjoy that show as well. So I make some stupid remarks about it just to rib him a little every now and again.

                              Not sure why you would get all bent out of shape over this, but like you said, this is GFY.

                              Not sure why I would even have to make a post like this, nothing I did or said requires clarification or justification, even more so that none of the posts in question were directed to you.

                              Enjoy being single.

                              regards

                              - bret
                              Making up is fun, wanna cyber?
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                              • bret
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 766

                                #65
                                Kinda like makeup sex? Ok. only if i can be on top, i have alot of bottled up anger to release.

                                I would. but my web cam is broken and i am too busy spamming my sig on GFY and other boards.

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                                • Butrflied
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 1344

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by angeleyes


                                  Edit: wrong post.........


                                  My shells are almost done....... and if anyone from the office is reading this...... You will have a free lunch on Wednesday!

                                  ... but you're still an asshat and welcome.
                                  We have to wait until Wednesday???

                                  ps .. welcome back to the club ..
                                  ~Butrflied~

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                                  • VirtuMike
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 2483

                                    #67
                                    Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

                                    Go like this:

                                    "IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

                                    or

                                    "We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

                                    Man I miss my season tickets.
                                    Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                    XYZZY4L

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                                    • angeleyes
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 3584

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                      Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

                                      Go like this:

                                      "IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

                                      or

                                      "We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

                                      Man I miss my season tickets.
                                      I used to be a cheerleader in HS and I can still fit into the outfit that I appropriated from the school.
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                                      • Pornkings
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 5334

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by XxXotic
                                        oh and someone held a gun to my head and wants me to post this one too

                                        I'm only a 45 min flight away or 4 hour drive
                                        Pornkings.com

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                                        • Butrflied
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1344

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                          Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

                                          Go like this:

                                          "IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

                                          or

                                          "We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

                                          Man I miss my season tickets.
                                          Ready for next week mike?
                                          I SAID .. IT'S GREAT .. TO BE .. A FLORIDA GATOR!
                                          ~Butrflied~

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                                          • angeleyes
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 3584

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Pornkings


                                            I'm only a 45 min flight away or 4 hour drive
                                            Can you fix me up with a new PornKings Ladies T? The one I nabbed from you at Internext got stained.

                                            Let's make a deal.
                                            Last edited by angeleyes; 09-01-2003, 05:32 PM.
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                                            • VirtuMike
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 2483

                                              #72
                                              Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht.

                                              I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog.



                                              Butrflied,

                                              It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.
                                              Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                              XYZZY4L

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                                              • Butrflied
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 1344

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by VirtuMike

                                                Butrflied,

                                                It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.
                                                Sounds like a deal .. I'm a gracious loser.
                                                ~Butrflied~

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                                                • angeleyes
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 3584

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                                  Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht.

                                                  I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog.



                                                  Butrflied,

                                                  It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.
                                                  Sleazydream? I remember getting a first hand tour of that site from Sleazydream at Internext.....

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                                                  • eddie-executive
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 2061

                                                    #75
                                                    Im single too until tonight when my dick and my hand meet again, then i guess im married
                                                    Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                                                    • brand0n
                                                      been very busy
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 26983

                                                      #76
                                                      vultures at best
                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                      • Twisted Dollar
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 258

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                        any takers?
                                                        I'm single too...

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Huggles
                                                          Blackberry pie?



                                                          Never had it!



                                                          Blueberry.... drool.



                                                          I remember when I was a kid I had a rubarb(?) pie that nearly put me in the hospital. I was puking and shxtting constantly for like 12 days.
                                                          rhubarb was always one of my favs

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                                                          • MonsterMike
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 379

                                                            #79
                                                            Guys,

                                                            This girl is a serious catch. Met her at the poker party and she's got it goin' on!

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                                                            • Dax
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 3161

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Butrflied

                                                              Ready for next week mike?
                                                              I SAID .. IT'S GREAT .. TO BE .. A FLORIDA GATOR!

                                                              You were oh so sexy.. till then!! A gator fan

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                                                              • GeXus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 3320

                                                                #81
                                                                I am a single lonly man. I like long walks on the beach. I enjoy romance novels and romance movies. I play no sports, i typically sit in my chair all day, But I like to have fun too. I am up for just about anything. I am a tad younger than you, but age is not important. Lets get together..


                                                                P.S. Do you do anal?

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                                                                • angeleyes
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 3584

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by GeXus
                                                                  I am a single lonly man. I like long walks on the beach. I enjoy romance novels and romance movies. I play no sports, i typically sit in my chair all day, But I like to have fun too. I am up for just about anything. I am a tad younger than you, but age is not important. Lets get together..


                                                                  P.S. Do you do anal?
                                                                  You had me up until "Do you do anal?"
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                                                                  • xxxdesign-net
                                                                    My hips don't lie
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 10129

                                                                    #83
                                                                    mmmh... I'm looking for a board where mostly women post (between 20 and 30y/o if possible)...

                                                                    Then start a thread like "Im single again....."

                                                                    Any suggestion?

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                                                                    • GeXus
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 3320

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by angeleyes


                                                                      You had me up until "Do you do anal?"
                                                                      Oh that was just a little joke sweet heart. We can do it streight up if you want.

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                                                                      • Butrflied
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 1344

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Dax



                                                                        You were oh so sexy.. till then!! A gator fan
                                                                        Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue
                                                                        ~Butrflied~

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                                                                        • Honeyslut
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 6436

                                                                          #86
                                                                          [QUOTE]Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                                          older women ahahaah [/QUO

                                                                          and how old are you ?


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                                                                          • angeleyes
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 3584

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by M P
                                                                            Guys,

                                                                            This girl is a serious catch. Met her at the poker party and she's got it goin' on!

                                                                            Hit me up on ICQ.......

                                                                            Were you one of the big tippers?
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                                                                            • angeleyes
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 3584

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Butrflied
                                                                              Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue
                                                                              Hey there, no vomit smilies on my co-worker. lol You know you're sweet on her.
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                                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 16015

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                                                                It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.
                                                                                I can see we'll never speak again.

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                                                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 17042

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  GFY dating... beautiful!
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                                                                                  • ldinternet
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 8245

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    I'm 15 and horny.

                                                                                    Let's fuck!

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                                                                                    • Dax
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 3161

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by Butrflied
                                                                                      Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue

                                                                                      Alumni ??? OMG... you KNOW what happens to GIRLS when they go to UF..

                                                                                      If you want to go watch that game let me know.. I would love to watch it next to a gator fan...

                                                                                      Every time I go to gator growl.. i get sick to my stomach of so much purple and orange... but is all worth it for the girls

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                                                                                      • TheFLY
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 11856

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        She looks just like this girl that was all over me in my senior year of highschool... my friend's sister HHAAA... Never got to hook up with her until I got back in town for an internship -- arranged a meeting at her house when her parents weren't home... I would have been in so much shit if her parents came home... She had really tiny nipples that never got hard -- bizarre LOL

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                                                                                        • Smegma
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 1751

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Cockblocking should be a sport here.
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                                                                                          • Butrflied
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 1344

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Dax



                                                                                            Alumni ??? OMG... you KNOW what happens to GIRLS when they go to UF..

                                                                                            If you want to go watch that game let me know.. I would love to watch it next to a gator fan...

                                                                                            Every time I go to gator growl.. i get sick to my stomach of so much purple and orange... but is all worth it for the girls
                                                                                            Yeah, no bricks fell from the tower when I graduated.

                                                                                            Thanks for the invite, but I already have plans with my gator friends .. besides I wouldnt want you to see my orange and blue tears --- and get it right, orange and BLUE .. not orange and purple
                                                                                            ~Butrflied~

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                                                                                            • angeleyes
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 3584

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by TheFLY
                                                                                              She looks just like this girl that was all over me in my senior year of highschool... my friend's sister HHAAA... Never got to hook up with her until I got back in town for an internship -- arranged a meeting at her house when her parents weren't home... I would have been in so much shit if her parents came home... She had really tiny nipples that never got hard -- bizarre LOL
                                                                                              Sounds like she had a personal problem that I don't have.
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                                                                                              • StacyCat
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                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                • 1167

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                So, angel, how much more flirting do we need before we can get a spot at the poker tourney in vegas? :-D

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                                                                                                • angeleyes
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 3584

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by StacyCat
                                                                                                  So, angel, how much more flirting do we need before we can get a spot at the poker tourney in vegas? :-D
                                                                                                  Planning ahead I see? lol You'll be sure to get a spot if I have my way.

                                                                                                  BTW: I can't say enough how much it was pleasure having lunch with you and Kat....... I only wish we didn't meet sooner at the convention......... You are both 10's in my book when it comes to friends.
                                                                                                  Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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                                                                                                  • VirtuMike
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                    • 2483

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Jennifer, I would love to spend quality time with you. You can icq me with sweet nothings at 9472172. I believe that sleazydream guy to be almost as handsome as myself.

                                                                                                    I would love to stick around and shower you with fluff but I have a plane to catch - I'm in Vegas and going back to Jersey in 20 mins and have to finish packing.

                                                                                                    Until we meet again mon cheri!

                                                                                                    VirtuMike
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                                                                                                    XYZZY4L

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                                                                                                    • XxXotic
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                      • 8500

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by the Shemp


                                                                                                      More people should use the "cone of silence"
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