I know someone that bagged a fat ugly girl last night : )

Spit it out!

He is hiding cause of embarrassment

Fuck it im posting the log!

ParentAIM = replicant
sneezing = me


ParentAIM: you wanna hear a bedtime story
sneezing: does it involve goats
ParentAIM: no, but damn close
ParentAIM: I went out last night to visit a friend in college
ParentAIM: opening night party, pretty decent size - lots of booze
ParentAIM: grain alcohol and beer all night
ParentAIM: flash forward to about 3am
ParentAIM: we take a walk to this kids girlfriend's place so he can go fuck her and I can hookup with someone aswell
sneezing: lol]
ParentAIM: I was hitting on this cute blonde but she kind of gave me the look like "who is this drunk fucking asshole"
ParentAIM: I was destroyed
ParentAIM: so I end up hooking up with this other girl, who I knew wasnt as pretty but I didnt care
ParentAIM: I thought, "ah fuck it, her pussy is probably just as warm"
sneezing: hahah
ParentAIM: flash forward to 5 AM
ParentAIM: I'm starting to sober up a little bit
ParentAIM: we're fucking around in the dark though so its all good
ParentAIM: shes sucking my dick and I'm in love with this girl's mouth
ParentAIM: I put the condom on and mount the bitch and realize something
ParentAIM: I'm fucking a fat hogg beast of a woman
sneezing: AHAAHAHAHA YESSSSS!
ParentAIM: she's like 100lbs overweight and she's ugly, like real ugly
ParentAIM: so I get one good look at her
sneezing: ahahahahahahahahahah
ParentAIM: hop off the bitch, grab my clothes and fucking sprint - A DEAD SPRINT out their door
sneezing: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ParentAIM: clothing half off, condom still on IM FUCKING RUNNING
ParentAIM: I run three blocks hop right in my car still drunk and speed away
ParentAIM: I hit the ground running bro
sneezing: too fucking funny
ParentAIM: that's never happened to me before
sneezing: thats never happnd to me
sneezing: you unlucky fuck
sneezing: oh well it was just a bj
sneezing: i gotta post this on gfy now
ParentAIM: I have low standards, so she must have been fucking hideous for me to run away
ParentAIM: I don't recall though
ParentAIM: thank christ

awesome

haha

Ha...Hit the door running...*Bullshit* More like waking up the next morning with her fat arms wrapped around him

Poor guy under her.

Bull shit. He didn't run to the car to bail. He ran to grab his video camera. Home made video time!

funny.. just hilarious.. but there are guys that like that too... I have a friend, he's a good looking, tall and slim guy... and he won't date a chick under 450 minimum. It still looks kinda funny though

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