Laser Printer coughs evry so often

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Laser Printer coughs evry so often

    I mentioned this awhile ago, but my laser printer coughs and makes noise evry so often if i havent used it in awhile this shit normal or is the fucking thing possessed?
  • magicmike
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 2384

    #2
    Just smack it on the side, that should fix it.

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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041

      #3
      Pour this into your toner:


      icq:159548293

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        What does it do when it coughs?..Did it just start doing it?

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky1
          What does it do when it coughs?..Did it just start doing it?


          It sounds like a queef , like its shooting air out or something, happened from the start since i bought it a few months ago

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          • GrimShawn
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 8120

            #6
            Originally posted by juicylinks




            It sounds like a queef , like its shooting air out or something, happened from the start since i bought it a few months ago
            It may have crabs

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            • detoxed
              vip member
              • Jan 2003
              • 17798

              #7
              tell it to lay off the weed for a while

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Originally posted by juicylinks




                It sounds like a queef , like its shooting air out or something, happened from the start since i bought it a few months ago
                I haven't heard about them making noises like that.I would return it .You have a year warranty on it don't you?

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by spunky1

                  I haven't heard about them making noises like that.I would return it .You have a year warranty on it don't you?
                  I got the dell one one for 400 bucks or so. Ill should tape the phone conversation

                  me:Hi My printer is queefing

                  dell:Excuse me?

                  me:It queefs all the time , you know queff aka pussy fart

                  dell: hmmm are you joking me

                  me: no bitch the fucking thing queefs all the time

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                  • sumphatpimp
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 5235

                    #10
                    cartridge could be drying up.

                    needs a new cartridge

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                    • stevecore
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2003
                      • 6130

                      #11
                      Originally posted by juicylinks


                      I got the dell one one for 400 bucks or so. Ill should tape the phone conversation

                      me:Hi My printer is queefing

                      dell:Excuse me?

                      me:It queefs all the time , you know queff aka pussy fart

                      dell: hmmm are you joking me

                      me: no bitch the fucking thing queefs all the time. know what i mean?

                      dell: no, i don't know what you mean.

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                      • gornyhuy
                        Chafed.
                        • May 2002
                        • 18041

                        #12


                        WHEN AND HOW TO DOUCHE YOUR PRINTER:
                        -Use once daily for seven days, Even if symptoms disappear sooner.
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                        -Do not close the vaginal opening, douching solution should flow freely out of vagina.
                        -Use while sitting on the toilet, in the tub or while standing in the shower.

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                        • sltr
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 3191

                          #13
                          pc load letter

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