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  • Mazer Rackus
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2002
    • 333

    #1

    Help him. Help the cosmonaut in trouble.

    Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
    Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
    Plot 555
    Misau Street
    PMB 437
    Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA


    Dear Mr. Sir,

    REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

    I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

    In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

    Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

    Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

    Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

    Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    [email protected]

    http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
  • Antonio
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #2
    I want to help but the url goes to nowhere .... Damn, I feel bad.

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    • Evil Jawa
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 444

      #3
      Originally posted by Antonio
      I want to help but the url goes to nowhere .... Damn, I feel bad.

      It's a troll, you tard.
      Did you even bother to read the letter ?

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      • bllott
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 2368

        #4
        Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
        Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
        Dr. Bakare Tunde
        Astronautics Project Manager
        National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
        Plot 555
        Misau Street
        PMB 437
        Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA


        Dear Mr. Sir,

        REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

        I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

        In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

        Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

        Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

        Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

        Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

        Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
        Astronautics Project Manager
        [email protected]

        http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/


        great.. just give my the account and I will transfer a large amount of money..


        also if you have sometime, I am really troubled, because I have a rare disease called "Fuckoffwithyourscams" and I think it may be fatal



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