Good morning! Wakey, wakey.
Conversions bad? So what! Big hug.
HIV scare got you down? So what! Big hug.
Do you think you are getting shaved? So what! Big, big hug.
Girlfriend won't swallow your load. So what! Big hug.
Is the Bush Administration making you depressed? No biggie. Give it a biggie hug.
Do Russian TGP scammers make your Sunday horrible? Nahhh. It's all good.
