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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014
    #1

    Which Musician Would You Beat The Hell Out Of?

    Okay here's the scenario: The ONE musician or music group you hate the most is appearing at a stage near you. You have the balls to go there, jump up on stage and beat the living snot out of them live on international tv. After you're done you give a speech why you hate him/her/them.

    Me, it's not a group but it was a choral group from a tv/radio ad. There was a commercial jingle about the 'Union Label' and these people would sing:

    " Look forrrr the union laaabellll " and it was a shrill off tune thing that you couldn't get away from. They would play this shit on tv, radio etc. and it wouldn't END! Finally someone got wise and took the thing off.
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    • ldinternet
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 8245
      #2
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      You're not black enough, you fucking prats.

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        • ElvisManson
          Looking California
          • Feb 2001
          • 5476
          #3
          Originally posted by ldinternet
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          isn't the guy in the yellow Kman ?

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            • sweet7
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              • May 2003
              • 1792
              #4
              Originally posted by ldinternet
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              You're not black enough, you fucking prats.
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                • rooster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2384
                  #5
                  christina aguilera
                  missy elliot
                  eminem
                  beyonce
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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204
                      #6
                      Celine Dion

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                        • Randy
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 335
                          #7
                          Michael Bolton
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                            • sherie
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 7020
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Battuss
                              Celine Dion
                              We can tag team her!
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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by sherie
                                  We can tag team her!
                                  Sounds like a good idea.

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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      eminem
                                      yoko ono

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                                        • XxXotic
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 8500
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Randy
                                          Michael Bolton
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                                            • ldinternet
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 8245
                                              #12
                                              2Pac.


                                              oh no, wait...

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                                                • brand0n
                                                  been very busy
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 26983
                                                  #13
                                                  Dr. Dre

                                                  i think i can take him
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                                                    • 2477
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 414
                                                      #14
                                                      Kenny G
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                                                        • sherie
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 7020
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Battuss


                                                          Sounds like a good idea.
                                                          K, but I get to beat her about the face and neck
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                                                            • Theo
                                                              HAL 9000
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 34515
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by ldinternet
                                                              2Pac.


                                                              oh no, wait...
                                                              you wouldnt stand a second hater

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                                                                • ldinternet
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                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 8245
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Soul_Rebel


                                                                  you wouldnt stand a second hater
                                                                  hehehe.

                                                                  I thought you'd like that.

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                                                                    • angeleyes
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                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 3584
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by sherie
                                                                      We can tag team her!
                                                                      Count me on as well.
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                                                                        • GrimShawn
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 8120
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Almost everyone with no talent who is played on the radio way to much.

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                                                                            • markell
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 1190
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Ja Rule
                                                                              blah blah fucking blah

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                                                                                • jollyperv
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                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 3927
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Sammy Hagar
                                                                                  Fred Durst

                                                                                  And pretty much any Nu Metal faggot
                                                                                  Last edited by jollyperv; 08-29-2003, 09:40 AM.

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                                                                                    • Jimmer
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                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 878
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • Pipecrew
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                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 14888
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Vin Diesel, I am sure he will be singing in no time, they all do.


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                                                                                            • Loryn
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                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 12853
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 20295
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Tofu
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                      • 5615
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • triumph
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                          • 3433
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Iggy Pop, for being so damn ugly

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                                                                                                            • Mr. Jim
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 4372
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
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                                                                                                                • Greg B
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 7014
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                                                                  eminem
                                                                                                                  yoko ono
                                                                                                                  Wait!!! I'd forgotten about Yoko Ono!!!

                                                                                                                  AAAAAHHH! The woman may mean well, she's smart, brilliant talent in other areas but she should stay as far away from a microphone to sing in as chupacabra from a jamaican restaurant.


                                                                                                                  Did you ever hear her 'mourning' album after Lenin got bumped off?

                                                                                                                  I made the mistake of leaving my radio on one day and the local radio station played that shit and it was so shrilly horrible that my dog broke from his chain, ran down the alley up to my window and HOWLED back.

                                                                                                                  Next time there's like one of them hostage situations they should surround the building with loudspeakers and play that. That would make Saddam Hussein leave his hidden bunker in mid-shit.

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                                                                                                                    • nofx
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                      • 16826
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      cher

                                                                                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Oh shit, how can i forget Ja Rule...tha guy makes my blood boil!

                                                                                                                          Seeing and hearing him feels similar like someone sticking needles under my nails!

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                                                                                                                            • triumph
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                              • 3433
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • MattO
                                                                                                                                  The O is for Oohhh
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 10861
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  creed

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                                                                                                                                    • SilverTab
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 5060
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • SexxxyChat-T
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 697
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

                                                                                                                                          Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars
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                                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MattO
                                                                                                                                              creed
                                                                                                                                              Yup, lets tie em up with those other fags from nickelback and dump them in the ocean.

                                                                                                                                              God i hate those guys.
                                                                                                                                              Fucking drama queens!

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                                                                                                                                                • Greg B
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 7014
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
                                                                                                                                                  James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

                                                                                                                                                  Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars
                                                                                                                                                  Ja, you ever notice how these gillionaire musicians are still 'angry with life' or like with the rap dudes they make more money than The Red Skull and then move to Beverly Hills, own fiddy porches, jaguars and wear more damned gold than King Tut's mother, but they're still 'Mad at the system.'

                                                                                                                                                  I dunno, maybe I'm turning into Sam Kinison in my old age.

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                                                                                                                                                    • nosey
                                                                                                                                                      Talk Hard
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 14413
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      eminem

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                                                                                                                                                        • nofx
                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 16826
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
                                                                                                                                                          James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

                                                                                                                                                          Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars
                                                                                                                                                          I 2nd you on that, lars IS a fucking pussy!
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                                                                                                                                                          Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                                                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                                                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                                                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Wiseman
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 2990
                                                                                                                                                              #40
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                                                                                                                                                                • Buff
                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Eminem, everyone in Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Kelly Ozborne, Pink.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Ice
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 26053
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      That whinny little bitch Alanis Morissette
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                                                                                                                                                                        • The Truth Hurts
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 15768
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          anyone who intentionally spells random words wrong in their song titles...

                                                                                                                                                                          ex:
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                                                                                                                                                                          herre
                                                                                                                                                                          thurr

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 23368
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              If it's a "pop diva" or "boy band" you can pretty much bet that I'd like to beat the living shit outta them AND thier promoters/producers/record labels.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • sherie
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                                                                                                                  If it's a "pop diva" or "boy band" you can pretty much bet that I'd like to beat the living shit outta them AND thier promoters/producers/record labels.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 6285
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Ozzy Osbourne and all his family , Nelly and Britney Spears because i'll beat her with my cock.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • MrMonkeyFingers
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          smash mouth and Sugar Ray

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • phillyrich
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars

                                                                                                                                                                                                      You said it brother
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