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First off, I can see for sure why you would want the thread closed, people that say stupid things that come back to haunt them usually do.Originally posted by Penn E. Less
Someone close this thread for christs sake!
No one was bragging about being drunk. If you drink a beer or too then you're intoxicated, right? No one was bragging about a BMW, it's nothing to brag about, it's just a car. I was merely noting how rigid the steering wheel is compared to my Lexus, that's all.
You people are just plain pathetic. I can understand all the drunk driving shit but give it a break already, no one was driving drunk. Yes, I had a beer or two or three but that's it! My drive was over an hour so yes, I would be a stupid fuck if I were drunk driving. Did I mention that we all had a few bottles of water before we departed as well?
I live in the suburbs and the cops have nothing better to do on the road at 2am other than to pull a swerving motorist over.
I'm going to bed now, you people are brutal!
Penn
Secondly, you must still be drunk if you don't even remember what you said earlier. Please allow me to remind you, since you are now saying you only had a beer, or two , or three, and that if you were drunk the cops would have pulled you over for swerving.
Try being a responsible adult the next time.If I would have driven the Lexus, I would have surely been nailed by the coppers since the wheel isn't as rigid as the beamer.
I wasn't too drunk, just a few beers...and a few shotsComment
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I hope you're the boss at ucumseeme, because if you worked for me you wouldn't have a job tomorrow.Originally posted by Penn E. Less
Go fuck yourself.Comment
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Originally posted by pornJester
I hope you're the boss at ucumseeme, because if you worked for me you wouldn't have a job tomorrow.
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Originally posted by baddog
Try being a responsible adult the next time.
I'm sorry but your post makes WAY to much sense. Please dumb it down a bit next time so the simpletons will understand.
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I'm sorry but your post makes WAY to much sense. Please dumb it down a bit next time so the simpletons will understand.

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Lots of people do drive home drunk, and I am ashamed to admit that I have driven when I shouldn't have. They and myself were obviously idiots. But I cannot believe that someone would actually come on to this board and brag that he drove in this state, and brag about his bmw and poxy lexus. What an absolute fuck head
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You people are way to much for me...I'm going to bed now.
Good night, sleep tight and Go fuck yourself!
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You just reminded me how hard it is to spell while drunk.Originally posted by Penn E. Less
You people are way to much for me...I'm going to bed now.
Good night, sleep tight and Go fuck yoursel!

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fo shizzle my nizzle, muh ma fuckin pleasure Jus' like Orenthawl James.Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm sorry but your post makes WAY to much sense. Please dumb it down a bit next time so the simpletons will understand.
First off, I can see fo' sure why ya would wants da thread closed, peeps dat say mad stupid things dat come back ta haunt dem usually do.
Secondly, ya mus' still be fucked-up if ya don' even remember what ya said earlier. Please allow me ta remind ya, since ya iz now saying ya only had uh colt 45, or two , or three, an' dat if ya wuz fucked-up da 5-0's would gots pulled ya over fo' swerving. you know das right!
If I would have driven the Lexus, I would have surely been nailed by the coppers since the wheel isn't as rigid as the beamer.
I wasn't too drunk, just a few beers...and a few shots
Try being uh responsible adult da next tyme. an dat boil on mah ass.Comment
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One for ya before I leave....You my good friend earn less than $30k a year. How can I tell? Because when a person reads a statement as bragging then that tells what his financial situation is. If you owned a Maybach or a Ferrari then you would not have read anything from my sentence other than me describing the driving conditions of two vehicles and nothing more.Originally posted by spooky181
Lots of people do drive home drunk, and I am ashamed to admit that I have driven when I shouldn't have. They and myself were obviously idiots. But I cannot believe that someone would actually come on to this board and brag that he drove in this state, and brag about his bmw and poxy lexus. What an absolute fuck head
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I think the saying is "play hide and go fuck yourself."Originally posted by Penn E. Less
Go play hide and seek with yourself.
I'll try not to read into anything you said, but next time, don't tell people you're intoxicated, but not drunk. they both mean the same thing.
what your message said was this:
I was drunk. I drove home. I survived. I would have been pulled over in any other car because my driving would have been erratic because I was drunk.
I'm real surprised I didn't get pulled over. Now I'm going to tell people that BMWs are great to drive if you're drunk.
Hell, I wonder if BMW will be knocking on your door soon.Comment
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Please don't ever do this again.Originally posted by baddog
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I do not drive drunk, or "tipsy".Originally posted by High Quality
Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion?
So, back the fuck up bitches.
Ever.SIG TOO BIGComment
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The fact that you had to mention your bmw shows that "YOU" most likely earn less than 30k. Your bank owns the bmw but you are trying to kid yourself that it belongs to you. Go back to driving the lexus as your bank will soon reposses your beemer. You fucken dick wit.Originally posted by Penn E. Less
One for ya before I leave....You my good friend earn less than $30k a year. How can I tell? Because when a person reads a statement as bragging then that tells what his financial situation is. If you owned a Maybach or a Ferrari then you would not have read anything from my sentence other than me describing the driving conditions of two vehicles and nothing more.
Since you commented on it, it shows everyone your income level and envy level. It's just a car, it's nothing special, get over it and stop making something more of it than it is.
Go play hide and seek with yourself.
Spooky
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I've had more than my fair share of friends killed due to drunk drivers.
The drivers allways said the same things...
"I only had a few drinks"
"I did not realize I was drunk"
Look I could care less if you decide to shoot liquid LSD and Heroin , while smoking a big fat crack rock for kicks in the privacy and saftey of your own home. But when you go out into the real world with a car that weighs a few tons... Be a fucking responsible human, we allready have enough fucktards in the world without one more.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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my husband was hit 10 years ago by someone who just had a few drinks. You are welcome to come over and help me change the bandages on the seeping wounds in his now disabled legs that still have not healed 10 years on and never really will. Then you can listen to him talk about the motorcycle he used to love as I push him along in his shiny new wheelchair.Comment
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We have "parties" at my place quite often. Usually 10-20 people, mostly close friends or friends of friends. We drink, take shots, whatever. Nobody, and I mean nobody, leaves in any state of drunkenness. If they don't plan on spending the night, they stop drinking early or someone gives them a ride home.
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MADD has done quite a job on you people.
Ever drive tired?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever talk on a cell phone while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever eat while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Funny thing is that no legislator cares about stopping drunk drivers... too much of a revenue stream.
Want changes...
Push for ZERO tolerance, seize cars, and permanently revoke drivers licenses.
I'll never happen... too much money to be made in DUI convictions from people that go out and have 3 beers.Comment
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remember that when you're staring at an 80,000 pound rig full of raw meat or fuel or lumber, or steel rod, or whatever, sliding out of control straight toward your ass because the driver figured he was only a little "tipsy"....Originally posted by broke
MADD has done quite a job on you people.
Ever drive tired?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever talk on a cell phone while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever eat while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Funny thing is that no legislator cares about stopping drunk drivers... too much of a revenue stream.
Want changes...
Push for ZERO tolerance, seize cars, and permanently revoke drivers licenses.
I'll never happen... too much money to be made in DUI convictions from people that go out and have 3 beers.
you should be fucking damn glad pro drivers do live in a ZERO tolerance environment..... unlike the rest of the population.SIG TOO BIGComment
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Not true in IL. Good try though.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
you should be fucking damn glad pro drivers do live in a ZERO tolerance environment..... unlike the rest of the population.
It's dually noted you avioded the questions.
EVER DRIVE TIRED???
Laws are being passed that equate tired driving to drunk driving, so....
Ever driven tired?Last edited by broke; 08-29-2003, 11:44 AM.Comment
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your attempt to put driving tired on the same playing field with driving drunk is incredibly fucking weak. Yes, driving tired reduces reaction time. But it is still no where near the same league as driving drunk.Originally posted by broke
Pussy bashers.
Who has driven tired?
Defend yourself.
What a joke.
And your using this as a defense for drunken driving clearly shows your level of fucking maturity. Zero.SIG TOO BIGComment
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Also, a little education for you, driving tired and driving sleepy are two very different things. Nearly everyone drives tired. People are tired after working all day, be it physically or mentally or both. You can be tired and still be fully alert. Driving sleepy, on the other hand, is fucking stupid. If you're on a long trip and you're nodding off, you need to get your ass off the road.Originally posted by broke
Pussy bashers.
Who has driven tired?
Defend yourself.
What a joke.
Tired does not necessarily = sleepy.SIG TOO BIGComment
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Here's another one for ya.
Who here has drove to a friend's place, got drunk and spent the night, then drove home early the next morning?
Chances are you were technically guilty of drunk driving, unless you are well over 200 lbs or didn't drink very much at all.
It's scary how long alcohol can remain in your system. Apparently you burn about .01% every 40 minutes.
If a 160 lb man drank 10 beers rather quickly, as most people I know do, he would have to wait about 10 hours before they were down to the .08 blood alcohol level, which is still legally impaired in most areas. So if you go to bed at 2 o'clock in the morning you ain't driving nowhere for quite a while.Comment
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ever sat and prayed the person you love most in the world will be able to walk again?Originally posted by broke
MADD has done quite a job on you people.
Ever drive tired?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever talk on a cell phone while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Ever eat while driving?
Reaction time drops just as much.
Funny thing is that no legislator cares about stopping drunk drivers... too much of a revenue stream.
Want changes...
Push for ZERO tolerance, seize cars, and permanently revoke drivers licenses.
I'll never happen... too much money to be made in DUI convictions from people that go out and have 3 beers.Comment
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Originally posted by Penn E. Less
I had a great time tonight with TurboFace, Pr0, Paul Games and Cheeba Filas at club Risque in Philly. Roll call guys, checkin to let everyone know if you made it home Ok.
One cool thing about my BMW is that it's designed for the road and as such, it pretty much will drive itself as long as you don't bother the steering wheel too much. If I would have driven the Lexus, I would have surely been nailed by the coppers since the wheel isn't as rigid as the beamer.
It's time to turn in now....I had a blast!
Penn
right on man everybody on this board whining has had a few drinks and drive we have all done it, the challenge is getting home safe i trust you were not drunk ebough to kill anyone<a href="http://netverifier.com/getpaid.asp?siteid=10018799"><img src="http://www.skyweb.net/~kgosselin/banners/newbanner.gif" border="0"></a><br><font color=white size=2> We provide the content to keep your members sticking around!<BR></font> <font color=white size=3>$45.00 per sale!</font>Comment
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speak for yourself. You damn sure don't speak for me.Originally posted by pauliewalnutz
right on man everybody on this board whining has had a few drinks and drive we have all done it,SIG TOO BIGComment
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man, that has to be about the dumbest thing I have read in I don't know how longOriginally posted by pauliewalnutz
right on man everybody on this board whining has had a few drinks and drive we have all done it, the challenge is getting home safe i trust you were not drunk ebough to kill anyoneComment
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We have all done it? Negative. I didn't learn to drive until I was about 25, and there's a requirement for a zero blood alcohol level for learners and probationary drivers. I stopped drinking completely at that time and even though I am now on a full licence and can legally go to 0.05, I very rarely drink alcohol. A swallow or two early in the night to get the taste is as far as I go.... then it's squash or water for the rest of the night.Originally posted by pauliewalnutz
right on man everybody on this board whining has had a few drinks and drive we have all done it, the challenge is getting home safe i trust you were not drunk ebough to kill anyone
Yeah, being tipsy is fun, but for myself at least that tipsy then turns into tired. I wouldn't dream of driving like that, even though I would be well within the legal limits.Comment
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Those were the figures I had in front of me to give you an idea, since not everyone is 200 lbs+. I didn't feel like doing the math for different weights because I'm a lazy fat fuck.Originally posted by baddog
you mean 160 lb boy? what high school do you go to?
The point of my post was that there are tables available on the internet that show you how to calculate how long you have to wait after getting drunk before driving again, for the people that think they are protecting themselves from getting a DUI by spending the night somewhere.
Just ask anyone involved in the system how many people they see go through that were a case of "morning after" impaireds.Comment
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and everyone you know powers down 10 beers right away? they won't be 160 for long at that rate.Originally posted by evildick
Those were the figures I had in front of me to give you an idea, since not everyone is 200 lbs+. I didn't feel like doing the math for different weights because I'm a lazy fat fuck.
The point of my post was that there are tables available on the internet that show you how to calculate how long you have to wait after getting drunk before driving again, for the people that think they are protecting themselves from getting a DUI by spending the night somewhere.
Just ask anyone involved in the system how many people they see go through that were a case of "morning after" impaireds.
it still comes down to the fact that if you can't drink responsibly, stay off the fucking roads . . . . and no, powering down 10 beers is not being responsible.Comment
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No one I know is 160 pounds, and yes, all of them power down 10 beers quickly. That's how we do things here in Canada, eh.Originally posted by baddog
and everyone you know powers down 10 beers right away? they won't be 160 for long at that rate.
it still comes down to the fact that if you can't drink responsibly, stay off the fucking roads . . . . and no, powering down 10 beers is not being responsible.
I don't think I was implying anything other than what you said, I was just warning people that think they are safe from getting an impaired because they have the sense to spend the night. You can feel bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning and still be legally drunk.Comment
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about 3 or 4 years ago a friend of mine got nailed for drunk driving in Pennsylvania.
cost him $15,000 between all the lawyer fees and fines .
lost his license for 6 months.
and he spent a week in the 'big house " with all the bad guys
( sleep on your back).
he said it wasn't worth it.
sounds like a good time to me.Comment
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I did not know anyone had a car in Canada. I thought it was all snow mobiles and buses.Originally posted by evildick
No one I know is 160 pounds, and yes, all of them power down 10 beers quickly. That's how we do things here in Canada, eh.
and yeah, when I used to drink, I often woke up as drunk as when I went to sleep.
Funny thing, when I stopped being married, I stopped drinking in excess.Comment
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should have been a hell of a lot longerOriginally posted by sumphatpimp
lost his license for 6 months.
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trust me, when you get into the spike, you can shoot anything that you can get into a liguid form . . . . . I would not advise shooting liguid LSD, and I don't think I remember any of my friends doing that, but sure, you can do it.Originally posted by bauhaus
Can you do that? shoot liquid LSD?
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Sarah I have no intention of getting into a pissing match over this issue. No I have not, but I have had a close family member killed as a result of drunk driving.Originally posted by sarah_webinc
ever sat and prayed the person you love most in the world will be able to walk again?
I am in no way advocating drunk driving.
I simply stated that people regularly do OTHER things that impair their ability to drive and slow reaction times -- without blinking an eye -- and then get all high and mighty on this issue.
The second point made was drunk driving laws as they currently stand are designed as a revenue stream for municipalities, courts, and lawyers and no nothing to address this issue of keeping drunks off the roads.
Zero tolerance, forfeiture of vehicle, and permanent loss of driving privileges would decrease the number of drunks on the road.Comment
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Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.
Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion? I mean, who here who actually touches *REAL* women and not just the internet kind. Usually these *REAL* women are met at social places where alcohol is involved.
So, back the fuck up bitches.
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