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  • Dirty D
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 4044
    #1

    Any Ali G fans out there?

    Ali G> Booyakasha!

    Ali G> Here me now Gangstas...
    Ali G> I is here with none other than my main man, Dirty D himself.
    Ali G> What is reality gonzo porn?

    Dirty D> It is the spontaneous capture of sex on video.
    Dirty D> Like http://www.CrackWhoreConfessions.com
    Dirty D> No studio, just raw crazy sex.

    Ali G> Wus all dis word on da street about deez crack ho's in da village?

    Dirty D> These girls lead a hard life...
    Dirty D> They are eager to tell their story and give a BJ
    Dirty D> For a few bucks

    Ali G> You mean crack ho's ain't a crack in da sidewalk?
    Ali G> Wicked! (Snaps Fingers)
    Ali G> dig like step on a crack and chill yo momma back?

    Dirty D> Nope, real life sex and drama.
    Dirty D> Girls selling their bodies for the next hit of crack.

    Ali G> Respect
    Ali G> They really git jiggy?

    Dirty D> O yeah!

    Ali G> but me Julie wouln't like dat
    Ali G> for real
    Ali G> Big up yourself
    Ali G> Aiiiiiiiiight


    I have been downloading video clips from Ali G's shows from British TV. I caught his HBO shows and got fucking hooked.

    Been laughing my ass off all morning.

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    • archik
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 142
      #2
      Bigup to the east end massive

      Ali G is well wickid

      but Borat rules the most.

      Borat's philosophy is a bible to live by.

      Jeshkamesh

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295
          #3
          ali g rocks

          he has tremendous talent...
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            • fletcher
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 698
              #4
              Yep. You've seen "Ali G In da House", right? I've got a VCD copy and you can order the PAL DVD from Europe. My friend has the talking doll, it's funny as shit.

              Respek.

              Edit: Oh, and his book...I've got that too. It's fucking hilarious.
               
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                • ytcracker
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403
                  #5
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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077
                      #6
                      more or less been and gone in the UK

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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204
                          #7
                          Yes yes! I love his stuff!

                          I used to watch the Ali G show when i was in NY...too bad we dont have it over here.!

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                            • Kimmykim
                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 16015
                              #8
                              I love that show, it's one of my favorites, I can't wait til it comes out on DVD!

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                                • Tofu
                                  The Video Specialist
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 5615
                                  #9
                                  bigup Ali G!
                                  Funny shit!
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                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                      Now with more Jayne
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 40077
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                      Yes yes! I love his stuff!

                                      I used to watch the Ali G show when i was in NY...too bad we dont have it over here.!
                                      some of my friends in Amsterdam can pick up channel 4 from the UK. If you can watch out for him sometimes there but like I said he hasn't done anything new in a while.

                                      I used to like the interviews but when it got to the point where the people being interviewed knew who he was it lost the gag.

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                                        • Huggles
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12546
                                          #11
                                          Hell yeah, I get drunk / stoned like a mad man and watch it at least 2-3 times a month.
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                                            • Poppy
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 6254
                                              #12
                                              Respect!
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                                                • Danny_C
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 2160
                                                  #13
                                                  He's funny as hell... but I agree, once people know who he is, it's not as funny.

                                                  Luckily, he has several characters, and is now changing around countries... so the joke lives on.

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                                                    • Quentin
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 1280
                                                      #14
                                                      His interview with the DEA agent was priceless... that poor SOB had no idea what he was walking into.

                                                      - Q.
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                                                        • Aza
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 818
                                                          #15
                                                          the early ALI G stuff from Channel 4's 'The Eleven O'Clock Show' was awesome.....but after that he went downhill...still good though, just not as good as he was!
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                                                            • vegas2003
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 1714
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by archik
                                                              Bigup to the east end massive

                                                              Ali G is well wickid

                                                              but Borat rules the most.

                                                              Borat's philosophy is a bible to live by.

                                                              Jeshkamesh
                                                              BORAT is the best part of the show-he will always make you laugh
                                                              SEACREST OUT!

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                                                                • On-top
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 2283
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Yeah, Ali G fucks with your head. You're expecting one thing, and get something different everytime he talks..no matter what character he's in.
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                                                                    • brand0n
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 26983
                                                                      #18
                                                                      respect :fingersnap:
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                                                                        • DJRCyberAVS
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 493
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Quentin
                                                                          His interview with the DEA agent was priceless... that poor SOB had no idea what he was walking into.

                                                                          - Q.
                                                                          LOL... Like most of them. I know he pissed of Buzz Aldrin

                                                                          ALI G) Am ere with me main man, Buzz Lightyear

                                                                          Aldrin looked like he was going to smack him one

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                                                                            • Jon
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 2578
                                                                              #20
                                                                              On a serious note, Ali G reminds me of Andy Kauffman, because he gets so into his charachters that it's almost impossible to tell which personality is his normal one.

                                                                              The guy is a fucking genius at comedy, I hope he has tons more seasons to come, cause I sit there laughing in tears.

                                                                              Ali G> So when do you think they is gonna make a Seasame Street for the kids?

                                                                              Guests> They already are for kids.

                                                                              Ali G> No das not what I mean, I is talkin about one for da kids, you know, cause der is some hard words out there like I seen on one episode they asking to spell "Xylaphone" and it is spelled with a "X" you know and not the one after it...

                                                                              Guest> You mean "Z"?

                                                                              Ali G> Yeah, the "Z", kids aint gonna know dat, you know? So they should come out for one for kids instead.

                                                                              Guest> Uhhh, okay.


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                                                                                • MSB
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 2984
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  not a big fan!!


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                                                                                    • Electric_Sin
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 54
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      The dude is off the hook
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                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Ali G is a character btw..he doesn't play characters. The actor is Sascha Baron Cohen

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                                                                                            • SGS
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 5176
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              He was funny a year ago but he?s a bit of a one trick pony.
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                                                                                                • Basher
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 1168
                                                                                                  #25


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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Quentin
                                                                                                      His interview with the DEA agent was priceless... that poor SOB had no idea what he was walking into.

                                                                                                      - Q.
                                                                                                      I was going to say, that was the funniest shit ever.

                                                                                                      "but are there any bad side effects."

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                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Project-Shadow
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                              • 7340
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Ali G is a fuckturd of the highest degree. 0.o
                                                                                                              Too many kids round here speaking the same language.. gah die.

                                                                                                              I liked his progs when he wasn't dressed up in the 'bling'
                                                                                                              That was funny... Russian lol

                                                                                                              Anyway.. shit happens eh

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                                                                                                                • Huggles
                                                                                                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 12546
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • triumph
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 3433
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Ali G rules, mothafucka is fukin awsom homey.

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                                                                                                                        • gleem
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                          • 5593
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Ali-G makes my Dong bone grow!

                                                                                                                          He's funny as shit, the intro to the show where he's getting dressed is a work of art, have it as my startup video


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                                                                                                                            • Dirty D
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 4044
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              My favorite scene was Borat at the "social" dinners.


                                                                                                                              Borat> I have sex last night...
                                                                                                                              Borat> It was good!

                                                                                                                              Borat> My wife, she is dead.
                                                                                                                              Borat> It is ok, I have new one.
                                                                                                                              Borat> She is NICE.... High Five!


                                                                                                                              Borat is my hero and by far the funniest character.
                                                                                                                              He can get away with saying anything!

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