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What the fuck is wrong with you....

08-28-2003, 09:57 AM

...why havent you signed up for adultplatinum ? There so much new stuff in the works here at ADULT.COM, and Im excited!!!!

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08-28-2003, 09:58 AM

I don't like money. I surf GFY all day in hopes of seeing Loryn boobies so I have something fresh to masturbate to.

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08-28-2003, 09:58 AM

i don't like money

Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance...
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08-28-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I don't like money. I surf GFY all day in hopes of seeing Loryn boobies so I have something fresh to masturbate to.

you said boobies

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08-28-2003, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by untitled
i don't like money

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08-28-2003, 10:02 AM

SPAM
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08-28-2003, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
SPAM

im starting to feel more comfortable here; i can spam our programs all i want, and have a HUGE sig! ITs great!

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08-28-2003, 10:09 AM

EXACTLY!! You guys are missing out. Can't you guys do two things at once, masturbate and work.
It's quit easy, look at the content, jerk to the content, send your traffic to the content, now the trafffic is jerkin to the content, and bam everyone's happy making some money and jerkin to the content. PARTY!!!!

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08-28-2003, 10:12 AM

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08-28-2003, 10:13 AM

I'm a newbie just trying to break into the biz. I don't know much about building sites or getting traffic. And the little bit of traffic I can get, just doesn't convert! What am I doing wrong? I'll join Adult Platinum if someone points me in the right direction!

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08-28-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
EXACTLY!! You guys are missing out. Can't you guys do two things at once, masturbate and work.
It's quit easy, look at the content, jerk to the content, send your traffic to the content, now the trafffic is jerkin to the content, and bam everyone's happy making some money and jerkin to the content. PARTY!!!!

You're sexy

Ohhh and bring some fresh garlic bread for the pasta tonight darlin

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08-28-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I'm a newbie just trying to break into the biz. I don't know much about building sites or getting traffic. And the little bit of traffic I can get, just doesn't convert! What am I doing wrong? I'll join Adult Platinum if someone points me in the right direction!

you got jokes?

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08-28-2003, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

You're sexy

Ohhh and bring some fresh garlic bread for the pasta tonight darlin

Oh sorry I can't make it this little birdie told me the best you can afford is a 6 dollar a bottle screw off top wine. That gives me a headache.

Maybe some other time.

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08-28-2003, 10:22 AM

You guys need to work on your techniques! You just blew a "buying" question!

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08-28-2003, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
...why havent you signed up for adultplatinum ? There so much new stuff in the works here at ADULT.COM, and Im excited!!!!

Contact [email protected] or [email protected], and we'll be more than happy to get you started!
If you dont like money - you can close this post and return to waiting for someone to post tit-pics so you can continue your marathon masterbating.

With all this talk about masterbating your webmasters,
I'm surprised that sponsors rarely, if ever, give their webmasters free system-wide accounts for as long as they are promoting.

Ie... do something like After X signups sent to the program in a month then their comp membership account would be enabled.

Btw Tofu, saw your sig on a local forum the other day.. are you a Dj or something?
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08-28-2003, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by goBigtime
Btw Tofu, saw your sig on a local forum the other day.. are you a Dj or something?

yes.

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08-28-2003, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Oh sorry I can't make it this little birdie told me the best you can afford is a 6 dollar a bottle screw off top wine. That gives me a headache.

Maybe some other time.

I don't know where you got your info from darlin... I have a nice bottle of Chateu Latour from france that will go nicely with the pasta.

So see you around 7?

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08-28-2003, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

I don't know where you got your info from darlin... I have a nice bottle of Chateu Latour from france that will go nicely with the pasta.

So see you around 7?

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Thats a given darling

I don't break out the 6 dollar a bottle screw off top wine for just anybody

That's were I got my info darling!!

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08-28-2003, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

That's were I got my info darling!!

Tofu???? Do you want to be my new account rep?

Loryn's being a bitch

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08-28-2003, 10:40 AM

Adult Platinum doesn't want me to sign-up.

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08-28-2003, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by untitled
i don't like money

wow ! very original !

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08-28-2003, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Tofu???? Do you want to be my new account rep?

Loryn's being a bitch

OKay OKay Okay I'll stop. I'll be nice from now on.
I'll bring the garlic bread and the pasta. You just open that bottle of fine wine and get ready for the best love making you have ever had!

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08-28-2003, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

OKay OKay Okay I'll stop. I'll be nice from now on.
I'll bring the garlic bread and the pasta. You just open that bottle of fine wine and get ready for the best love making you have ever had!

Can you bring the condoms too baby? Im all out

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08-28-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Adult Platinum doesn't want me to sign-up.

Answer your ICQ messages?

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08-28-2003, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

Answer your ICQ messages?

ICQ must be acting up. I'm just playing around. I already have an account, was shooting for more boobie pictures!

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08-28-2003, 10:58 AM

Is there anything more annoying than tag-team spammers who can't spell?
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08-28-2003, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Can you bring the condoms too baby? Im all out

I thought they cut off your circulation, because you are too big!

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08-28-2003, 11:01 AM

I signed up to adult platnuim.............

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
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08-28-2003, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I thought they cut off your circulation, because you are too big!

Nah Im hung like a tit mouse

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08-28-2003, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I signed up to adult platnuim.............

and.....................

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08-28-2003, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

ICQ must be acting up. I'm just playing around. I already have an account, was shooting for more boobie pictures!

Here ya go....tofu's boobies

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08-28-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Carrie
Is there anything more annoying than tag-team spammers who can't spell?

Hey send me your traffic and you won't have to here it anymore!

BTW this is our board!

Tis is no more spaming than sendin e-miails to miself all day!!!

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08-28-2003, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
...why havent you signed up for adultplatinum ? There so much new stuff in the works here at ADULT.COM, and Im excited!!!!

Contact [email protected] or [email protected], and we'll be more than happy to get you started!
If you dont like money - you can close this post and return to waiting for someone to post tit-pics so you can continue your marathon masterbating.

Tofu, spam like this is not allowed here.
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08-28-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Lensman

Tofu, spam like this is not allowed here.

Fire his ass Lens

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08-28-2003, 11:26 AM

please dont ban me!

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08-28-2003, 11:29 AM

<a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com"><img src="http://www.adultplatinum.com/banners/webmasters/adult_platinum_468x100_05.gif" width="936" height="200"></a>
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08-28-2003, 11:32 AM

SPAM!

Oh forget it, I guess it is ok for the owner of the board to spam his own sites!
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08-28-2003, 11:33 AM

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