U know U live in a backward town when...

**SYNIKAL** · 08-28-2003, 01:55 AM

your lame

**markell** · 08-28-2003, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by SYNIKAL
your lame

**Shooter** · 08-28-2003, 02:00 AM

Freddy vs what?

**Triple 6** · 08-28-2003, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by Shooter
Freddy vs what?

freddy vs bowling

**nitemonkey** · 08-28-2003, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
U call the cinema and the conversation goes liek this:

me: "Hi, what time is Jason Vs Freddy Screening tonight?"

girl: "What time is WHAT screening?"

me: "freddy VS Jason, or Jason VS Freddy whatever the fuck you wanna call it"

Girl: "Never heard of it - what is it?"

me: "you've NEVER heard of Freddy Kreuger Vs Jason? Its the biggest Horror Movie in the world right now!"

girl: "never heard of it..."

me: "you GOTTA be kidding me.."

girl : "sorry.."

(Firehorse in background : "Are they screening SWAT?")
me: Well have you got SWAT?"

Girl :"what?"
me: "swat S-W-A-T"
girl " never heard of that one either"

me"Ok you CANT be serious"

girl: "No - never heard of it"
me: "well what DO you screen tonight?"
girl: "Finding Nemo...."
me" "Lame"
girl: "..or Terminator 3"
me: "saw it - its lame.. you know what? Im gonna go bowling instead"

I dont know how anyone can work in a cinema and not heard of 2 of the most hyped movies this season

if you're referring to the gold coast, im sure thats an isolated incident....and as far as it being a backward town....i couldnt disagree more. ive been around the world and theres nowhere better

**Johny Traffic** · 08-28-2003, 02:49 AM

Freddy who?

**hyper** · 08-28-2003, 03:05 AM

why dont you set up a business plan..
go to the bank and play that recording.

i'm sure they'll give u the $$ to open a real cinema,
or is it a reel cinema

**eiht_98** · 08-28-2003, 03:30 AM

**Theo** · 08-28-2003, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by Triple 6

freddy vs bowling

lol

**Roald** · 08-28-2003, 03:38 AM

**The Other Steve** · 08-28-2003, 04:49 AM

Originally posted by nitemonkey

if you're referring to the gold coast, im sure thats an isolated incident....and as far as it being a backward town....i couldnt disagree more. ive been around the world and theres nowhere better

I think she's probably referring to Hobart - and I hope she pre-booked the bowling alley 'cause there's only one of them in town

**marcu5** · 08-28-2003, 04:56 AM

**Scoobs** · 08-28-2003, 05:00 AM

Hey Nitemonkey... Did Peter Beatie buy your sig space? What did he pay for it?

Originally posted by nitemonkey

if you're referring to the gold coast, im sure thats an isolated incident....and as far as it being a backward town....i couldnt disagree more. ive been around the world and theres nowhere better

**Oracle Porn** · 08-28-2003, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by Triple 6

freddy vs bowling

**Bex** · 08-28-2003, 05:39 AM

Wait for the next big hybrid movie! Jason and Freddy - Bowling in Columbine II. Michael Moore gets it!

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 08-28-2003, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by marcu5

now jason looks like a terminator reject.. like some fucking metal cyborg...hahaha.. i waithed the end of some movie with him in it.. and good gawd that bastard does not die at the end

**chodadog** · 08-28-2003, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by nitemonkey

if you're referring to the gold coast, im sure thats an isolated incident....and as far as it being a backward town....i couldnt disagree more. ive been around the world and theres nowhere better

She's currently living in Tasmania.

**FlyingIguana** · 08-28-2003, 07:59 AM

what do you expect for min wage workers?

**nosey** · 08-28-2003, 08:02 AM

juicy who?

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