I was afraid that was going to be the answer.

Yet another reason to be thankful for a sheltered upbringing.
I had a 10:30 pm curfew until I was 18, which I was absolutely convinced was the single worst act of injustice ever carried out upon a human being. My father and I used to go round and round about it. Now, I wish he would have had my ass home at 9:00.
btw - I am almost positive the female asshole was not made or meant to have two penises in it.