Fuck the ferraris, Who has the shittiest car?

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  • Nickless
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 1955

    #1

    Fuck the ferraris, Who has the shittiest car?

    I DARE you to top my shoebox design Fiat duna '91:



    (same model but not my car, photo taken from the web)

    who has a worse one?
  • The Truth Hurts
    Zph7YXfjMhg
    • Nov 2002
    • 15792

    #2
    brdas haw has a nice pinoto

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    • Nickless
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 1955

      #3
      come on am i the only one with a big dick?

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      • KMR Stitch
        I am cool
        • Jul 2003
        • 14494

        #4
        I have a FORD I admit it

        Found
        On
        Road
        Dead

        Fix
        Or
        Repair
        Daily

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        • Nickless
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 1955

          #5
          Originally posted by KMR Stitch
          I have a FORD I admit it

          Found
          On
          Road
          Dead

          Fix
          Or
          Repair
          Daily

          what model? anyway that's no match for my fiat

          Fix
          It
          Again
          Tony!

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          • j3ff
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 690

            #6
            mazda 323 (no picture, dont feel like looking for one lol)

            at least I have a sound system to enjoy riding in it. I'm actually the only one in quebec that has a sound system and that listens to black metal .. muahah

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            • Nickless
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              • Aug 2003
              • 1955

              #7
              Originally posted by j3ff
              mazda 323 (no picture, dont feel like looking for one lol)

              at least I have a sound system to enjoy riding in it. I'm actually the only one in quebec that has a sound system and that listens to black metal .. muahah
              hmmm mazda, sound system... got rice?

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              • Horny Dude
                Earn enough to buy coffee
                • May 2002
                • 4913

                #8


                Had a car just like this a few years ago. Was the biggest pile of shit ever.

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149

                  #9
                  I still have my 93 Mercury Topaz with 140k miles on it

                  Got my 00 Escalade about a month ago now. So the topaz just sits there. Talk about an improvement

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                  • Honeyslut
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 6436

                    #10
                    I gave my Honda Civic to my daughter so I am in the market for a new vehicle..
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                    • Nickless
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1955

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Horny Dude


                      Had a car just like this a few years ago. Was the biggest pile of shit ever.
                      nice! now we're talking

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                      • j3ff
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 690

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nickless


                        hmmm mazda, sound system... got rice?
                        what the hell do you mean got rice? im white.. I use my car a lot, there's no fun to have in that piece of shit, not having any sound system would make me drive in a tree or something, at least I can enjoy music. + do you really think i'd put an exhaust + bigger air intake or something ? I ain't no stupid racer that thinks a honda civic is the best racing car out there.

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                        • Nickless
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                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1955

                          #13
                          Originally posted by j3ff
                          what the hell do you mean got rice? im white.. I use my car a lot, there's no fun to have in that piece of shit, not having any sound system would make me drive in a tree or something, at least I can enjoy music.
                          ricer, or also 'tunning':

                          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricers



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                          • j3ff
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 690

                            #14
                            I know what a Ricer is don't worry, I know lots about car.. and those people that think 4 cylinders are the most fast cars out there... make me laugh more plz. one of my buddy has a garage and I see lots of 16 years old guys coming with their civics asking if a bigger air intake (P-FLOW) is gonna get them like 50 more hp.. whilst HP is the useless thing in a car.. the TORQUE is what's important

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                            • Nickless
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 1955

                              #15
                              Originally posted by j3ff
                              what the hell do you mean got rice? im white.. I use my car a lot, there's no fun to have in that piece of shit, not having any sound system would make me drive in a tree or something, at least I can enjoy music. + do you really think i'd put an exhaust + bigger air intake or something ? I ain't no stupid racer that thinks a honda civic is the best racing car out there.
                              oh sorry! i got you now

                              do you really think i'd put an exhaust + bigger air intake or something ? I ain't no stupid racer that thinks a honda civic is the best racing car out there.

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                              • Nickless
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 1955

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Honeyslut
                                I gave my Honda Civic to my daughter so I am in the market for a new vehicle..
                                a honda civic is not shitty enough

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                                • siccmade
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 1641

                                  #17
                                  93 ford tempo

                                  fucking beat that.
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                                  • Honeyslut
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 6436

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nickless


                                    a honda civic is not shitty enough
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                                    • Matthew
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 194

                                      #19
                                      Ok, beat this,

                                      I drive Ford Sierra RS '90

                                      unicorns and rainbows

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                                      • Rico
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 1271

                                        #20
                                        I used to drive for a limited time, a volkswagen van. Back a day, when I imported MD 2020 into Mexico!

                                        Lemmie search my shit, see if I can find a pic...

                                        bah, cant find it. Anyway, it was a sweet van, lol....
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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          wanna pic of my bus pass?

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                                          • eiht_98
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 6103

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Matthew
                                            Ok, beat this,

                                            I drive Ford Sierra RS '90

                                            not bad

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                                            • Jakke PNG
                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 20306

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nickless
                                              I DARE you to top my shoebox design Fiat duna '91:



                                              (same model but not my car, photo taken from the web)

                                              who has a worse one?
                                              AHAH, that's a quality car compared to what I had 4 years ago.

                                              1979 Ford Taunus, 1.6 liter engine. Gray (I spray painted it metallic purple). Interior was homemade pink out of bedsheet.

                                              Damn, that was a head turner.
                                              I don't think I have any pics though,
                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                              • Lazy Bob
                                                Registered User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 37

                                                #24
                                                Still got my 97 nissan sentra commuter car with 115k miles on it, looks like shit, drives like shit and I treat it like shit, but it never lets me down, what a good little piece of shit

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                                                • Nickless
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 1955

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather


                                                  AHAH, that's a quality car compared to what I had 4 years ago.

                                                  1979 Ford Taunus, 1.6 liter engine. Gray (I spray painted it metallic purple). Interior was homemade pink out of bedsheet.

                                                  Damn, that was a head turner.
                                                  I don't think I have any pics though,
                                                  damn that's shitty

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                                                  • Herb Kornfield
                                                    Is on the 1
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 4996

                                                    #26
                                                    1979 Chevy Malibu - paid $300 for it from a friend in 1993.

                                                    had it a year and started to really go, I sold it for $200, lol.....

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                                                    • Honeyslut
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 6436

                                                      #27
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                                                      • twistyneck
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 4660

                                                        #28
                                                        I drove a 1978 Mustang II just like this one for a long time. Wow, talk about a piece of shit. Half the car was held together with hoseclamps.

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                                                        • iroc409
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 4728

                                                          #29
                                                          ahah.. my first car was a 1986 chevy celebrity. that car WOULD NOT DIE. believe me, i tried. when i was done, it was about 6 shades of primer, unsanded bondo that covered the rust, and god knows how many dents and crap from me attacking it with various objects. i went for like 8 months or so without opening the hood at one point.

                                                          i've had some pretty shitty cars, and have pics of most of them, but i'm too lazy to post any.

                                                          my current little truck isn't fancy or expensive, but it's in good shape, and does what i need it to. i'm the second owner, some old guy owned it the first time (grandpa truck... so very clean ride).

                                                          the camaro.. well, it's still in pieces. i've been too lazy to move it somewhere i can work on it.
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                                                          • michel
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 3420

                                                            #30
                                                            Chevrolette Corsica...

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                                                            • irishfury
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                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 2611

                                                              #31
                                                              I got a 96 olds 88 with a cracked block 2.2k to fix that I don't have beat that....
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                                                              • Why
                                                                MFBA
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 7230

                                                                #32
                                                                i used to drive a 1969 volkswagen beetle. that car was awesome. wish i still had her.

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                                                                • shermo

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Where is Red Shoes? He's got the world's jankiest ride!

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                                                                  • abdab_1
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                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 425

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Matthew
                                                                    Ok, beat this,

                                                                    I drive Ford Sierra RS '90

                                                                    I have 94 Escort 1.2 - fuck you hit a slight hill and it stops, I have to go up hill in 2nd
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                                                                    • chris71
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                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 70

                                                                      #35
                                                                      1989 Plymouth Voyager (like the Caravan) with 170,000 km on it.

                                                                      you know, the blue paint.. if you ever see these minivans around, especially the blue ones, you know that the paint starts to chip off after a while. It's rusting to shit.

                                                                      But, hey, the flip side?

                                                                      Paid cash for it. My pimping friend who just sold his POS caravan now has a new yorker and people around here look at his car with great contempt. We laugh about it, but what he doesn't know is I hate him for it too.

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                                                                      • Libertine
                                                                        sex dwarf
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 17860

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Beat this: all I have is a second hand bicycle.
                                                                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                        • Evil1
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 3893

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                                          I have a FORD I admit it

                                                                          Found
                                                                          On
                                                                          Road
                                                                          Dead

                                                                          Fix
                                                                          Or
                                                                          Repair
                                                                          Daily
                                                                          Fucker
                                                                          Only
                                                                          Runs
                                                                          Downhill

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                                                                          • Shok
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                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 5611

                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 21684

                                                                              #39
                                                                              noone mentioned the trabant, the only car eastern german ppl could get if they waited for 20 yrs... its made of plastic 2 stroke engine slow and terrible design they topchop it nowadays and have fun cant get them approved for use on the road here in holland anymore... in fact my folks had one they got it from a guy who escaped from eastern germany to holland he just gave it away we drove like 100 miles in it and left it on the side of the road hehe...


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                                                                              • dana
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 170

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Anyone heard of Dacia? The worst car in the world. LOL
                                                                                My parents used to have one a long time ago but they still run on the road.
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                                                                                • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 21684

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  sure a dacia is a renault, they sold the concept, terrible car, if youd go to turkey or egypt you can see lots of them.

                                                                                  still think the trabant beats it though if a trabant pulls up you cant see a thing anymore due to the huge black smoke the 2 stroke engine pops out ... ever wondered why all these eastern european cities where so clogged with smog ?

                                                                                  they made some pretty cool prototypes too wonder why they never made it to the production hehe

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                                                                                  • Project-Shadow
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                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 7340

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by dana
                                                                                    Anyone heard of Dacia? The worst car in the world. LOL
                                                                                    My parents used to have one a long time ago but they still run on the road.
                                                                                    Romania.. dacia they are synonamous with each other.
                                                                                    Everyone drives a dacia.. or a stolen bmw thats half fallen to bits :p

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                                                                                    • JSA Matt
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 5464

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      1983 1/2 Nissan (Pickup)

                                                                                      They made a new model half way through the year.. it was a bitch to get parts for.

                                                                                      Was my first truck.. bought if off some mexican for a couple hundred bucks. Had to rig the fuel injection and it ran perfect.. well, until it cought fire a couple times

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