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  • teenjump
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 1595

    #1

    I need porn

    Okay, who wants to give me some free access to a paysite?

    I feel like getting my jerk on tonite - since this chick BLEW ME OFF AGAIN. 2 nights in a row.

    Fuck that shit - last time ... actually I will keep trying because she's mad hot, and I'm mad havent been laid in a year.

    Anyways - free sites anyone? :D
  • KMR Stitch
    I am cool
    • Jul 2003
    • 14494

    #2
    Originally posted by teenjump
    Okay, who wants to give me some free access to a paysite?

    I feel like getting my jerk on tonite - since this chick BLEW ME OFF AGAIN. 2 nights in a row.

    Fuck that shit - last time ... actually I will keep trying because she's mad hot, and I'm mad havent been laid in a year.

    Anyways - free sites anyone? :D
    1 year? OMFG I am sorry....I go nuts if its more then 2 days.

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    • BadBoyBill4281
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 616

      #3
      ICQ#128496425

      www.swinginglocal.com

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      • teenjump
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2003
        • 1595

        #4
        I was fat for 2 years when I got out of highschool. I lost some weight so I am getting attention now - but chicks are stupid. They all need to get paid or something.
        Fuck, I don't know. I can't seem to get laid. Whatever.

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        • LuSiD
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 434

          #5
          Originally posted by BadBoyBill4281
          I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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          • maxjohan
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 7219

            #6
            Originally posted by teenjump
            I was fat for 2 years when I got out of highschool. I lost some weight so I am getting attention now - but chicks are stupid. They all need to get paid or something.
            Fuck, I don't know. I can't seem to get laid. Whatever.
            post a pic of yourself and let me judge..

            just kidding
            I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              Originally posted by teenjump
              I was fat for 2 years when I got out of highschool. I lost some weight so I am getting attention now - but chicks are stupid. They all need to get paid or something.
              Fuck, I don't know. I can't seem to get laid. Whatever.
              naw they just like to play mind games. i was fat for most of high school too. pay less attention to them. they like that. treat them shitty, they like even more.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • teenjump
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 1595

                #8
                Nah, I'm a nice person. I don't treat ANYONE poorly. I can't. Not in my nature.

                But this chick swears every night she will call, or be home for me to call. I say I called like 700 times in 4 hours. She says her caller id didn't show I called.
                Bullshit.

                FREE PORN NOW! lol

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                • maxjohan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 7219

                  #9
                  Originally posted by smack


                  naw they just like to play mind games. i was fat for most of high school too. pay less attention to them. they like that. treat them shitty, they like even more.
                  Fuck it people had the chanche to download wtf they wanted when darren had his site open for 24h..some days ago.

                  I just took the articles ..thanks!
                  I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                  • maxjohan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 7219

                    #10
                    Originally posted by teenjump
                    Nah, I'm a nice person. I don't treat ANYONE poorly. I can't. Not in my nature.

                    But this chick swears every night she will call, or be home for me to call. I say I called like 700 times in 4 hours. She says her caller id didn't show I called.
                    Bullshit.

                    FREE PORN NOW! lol
                    damn man you should have read darrens articles on mens-network.com. The key is deffentily not to call them 700 times..the opposite. You should wait like 2 days before you call them after your date
                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                    • teenjump
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1595

                      #11
                      Fuck that.... she tells me to call her Im going to call her. Im desperate.

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                      • maxjohan
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 7219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by teenjump
                        Fuck that.... she tells me to call her Im going to call her. Im desperate.
                        Don't listen to her..try to ignore her some days and then call her..or see if she calls you...if she doesn't call you she's probably not intrested, sorry
                        I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                        • teenjump
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1595

                          #13
                          Fuck. Well there goes my theories. She always flirts with me and grabs my ass at work, and we on the odd ocassion will neck on break.

                          She's a player. SHIT. Blah. I need a hoe.

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by teenjump
                            Okay, who wants to give me some free access to a paysite?

                            I feel like getting my jerk on tonite - since this chick BLEW ME OFF AGAIN. 2 nights in a row.

                            Fuck that shit - last time ... actually I will keep trying because she's mad hot, and I'm mad havent been laid in a year.

                            Anyways - free sites anyone? :D
                            How about if I hook you up with the video of me fucking this chick I met today instead?

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                            • teenjump
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1595

                              #15
                              Aaron: Sure dude.

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                              • maxjohan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 7219

                                #16
                                Originally posted by teenjump
                                Fuck. Well there goes my theories. She always flirts with me and grabs my ass at work, and we on the odd ocassion will neck on break.

                                She's a player. SHIT. Blah. I need a hoe.
                                Then it's still hope..she just try you(she might be playing hard now )..

                                but try to not call her..
                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                • teenjump
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 1595

                                  #17
                                  Allright man, I'll take that advice.
                                  Thanks.


                                  FREE PORN.

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                                  • michel
                                    TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 3420

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by teenjump
                                    FREE PORN NOW! lol
                                    www.thehun.net

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