If happiness was a product, how would you advertise it?

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  • Jer
    God is Brazilian
    • Feb 2001
    • 10601
    #1

    If happiness was a product, how would you advertise it?

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    • Tofu
      The Video Specialist
      • Jul 2003
      • 5615
      #2
      see sig.
      tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
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        • cheekycherry
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 1703
          #3
          Increase your happiness 100% overnight - using our Brand NEW canned happiness - you can be truly content and overjoyed with life... Full money back guarantee should you stay a miserable fuck.

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            • DiVo
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 153
              #4
              Double opt in?
              AIM - DivXVOD
              ICQ - 3370081

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                • TondaB
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 3162
                  #5
                  I would bottle it up and give it away for free
                  ICQ: 61462417

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                    • mech
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 343
                      #6
                      A late night infomercial with plenty of testimonials.
                      Geo-target banners, text, snippets of code...
                      basically anything on your website with Geo-Ads PHP.

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                        • StupidNewbie
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 864
                          #7
                          free 30 minute trials prechecked crossbills six ways till sunday

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                            • Jer
                              God is Brazilian
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 10601
                              #8
                              I meant something like an outdoor with slogan/text (image and text)... but good answers here!

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                                • <IMX>
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 2728
                                  #9
                                  Get this and finally be happy with your Penis Size.
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                                    • freeadultcontent
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 9976
                                      #10
                                      as a pill to recomend to your doctor like everyone else does.

                                      Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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                                        • basschick
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 2540
                                          #11
                                          Look better and feel GREAT!

                                          Happiness - there's nothing better to help a person look their best. You'll feel more alert, your performance will improve, and you'll enjoy everything in your life more than ever before!

                                          Plus there's nothing like sex when you're 100% happy!

                                          We recommend happiness - there's nothing like it!

                                          Try happiness today - click here
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                                            • Mr. Jim
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 4372
                                              #12
                                              Happiness.....

                                              It's like hookers and drugs wrapped in one emotion....

                                              act now and get greed and self loathing at no additional charge

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                                                • rocki
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 988
                                                  #13
                                                  PROZAC... the key to happiness...

                                                  LOL

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