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  • buddyjuf
    • Aug 2026
    #1

    I am Canadian...

    Hi folks,
    allow me to introduce myself!

    I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

    I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
    We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
    Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
    Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
    Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

    I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.
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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976
      #2
      Im sorry.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Thats only back East..We have running water and toilets out west

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            • freeadultcontent
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 9976
              #4
              Wait this isnt like Canadians Annoymous, shit, I thought you all were gunna come in, introduce yourselves, and we would apologize and move on.

              Oh well.

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                • lamrobertson
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 475
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                  Hi folks,
                  allow me to introduce myself!

                  I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

                  I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
                  We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
                  Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
                  Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
                  Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

                  I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.
                  lol I lived in a tourist town and you wouldn' t believe how many Americans brought their parkas in July.

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                    • SENSEX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1159
                      #6
                      Well im from Ottawa
                      I live in a house made of bricks, next to another house
                      My backyard has grass, followed by more grass, then another house with a hot girl who suntans outside my office window
                      My only mode of transportation is my car
                      My mode of communication is my cell, lan, or fax line, and the occasional "get me another beer honey".

                      I hope this answers your questions...

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                        • rudeboi
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 262
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                          Hi folks,
                          allow me to introduce myself!

                          I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

                          I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
                          We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
                          Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
                          Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
                          Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

                          I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.
                          You should listen to the band the dayglo abortions, the only good music to come out of canada.

                          http://www.godrecords.com/dayglos/

                          Proud to be a canadian!
                          Bring me another BEER
                          yeah, I'm proud to be a Canadian!
                          Bring me another Lumberjack!
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                          http://www.bitpusher.com/

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                            • Aly-Python
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 1439
                              #8
                              Me too. I left.
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                                • Olivier
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 656
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                                  Hi folks,
                                  allow me to introduce myself!

                                  I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

                                  I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
                                  We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
                                  Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
                                  Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
                                  Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

                                  I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.
                                  like this?





                                  Welcome to Canada

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                                    • buddyjuf
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Olivier


                                      like this?





                                      Welcome to Canada
                                      yeah! that hill is only a few miles from my igloo! Ive already been there with my snowdogs!

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                                        • DarkJedi
                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 28301
                                          #11

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                                            • sexyclicks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 3240
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi

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                                                • Olivier
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 656
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi

                                                  I dont have a pic for that!

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                                                    • JohnW
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 642
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Olivier



                                                      Dad?

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                                                        • dij
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 2163
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                          Hi folks,
                                                          allow me to introduce myself!

                                                          I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

                                                          I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
                                                          We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
                                                          Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
                                                          Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
                                                          Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

                                                          I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.
                                                          You described it perfectly!!

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                                                            • ElvisManson
                                                              Looking California
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 5476
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by rudeboi


                                                              You should listen to the band the dayglo abortions, the only good music to come out of canada.

                                                              http://www.godrecords.com/dayglos/

                                                              Proud to be a canadian!
                                                              Bring me another BEER
                                                              yeah, I'm proud to be a Canadian!
                                                              Bring me another Lumberjack!
                                                              Jimbo has to be one of the Most annoying people I have ever met.

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                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by dij


                                                                  You described it perfectly!!
                                                                  why thank you
                                                                  not much to describe really

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