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  • unconnected
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1025

    #1

    Need Skilled and Experienced Programmer for Decent Sized Job

    Looking for someone that is a Database EXPERT, preferably in Postgres but Mysql will do I suppose. On top of that they have to be extremely talented at php or perl..

    Hit me up on ICQ if you fit the description and are decently priced.
    My UIN is 9530782

    Cheers
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
    Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
  • SexySarah
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2003
    • 1076

    #2
    elance.com

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    • FiReC
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 2350

      #3
      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
      Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989


      ROFLMAO
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      • rudeboi
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 262

        #4
        Originally posted by SexySarah
        elance.com
        He said EXPERIENCED programmer.
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        • unconnected
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 1025

          #5
          Yea, skilled and cheap..
          Mainstream programmers are a bunch of scam artists in my opinion.. Perhaps it is just getting used to fair priced porn programmers that has me spoiled.. But paying 80-90.00/hour for a programmer just doesn't seem right Now when there is a genius in India that will do it for a Fraction of that Or even a genius in Indiana that doesn't have a 6 year masters in Computer Science..
          "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
          Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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          • lEricPl
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 1062

            #6
            Originally posted by unconnected
            Yea, skilled and cheap..
            Mainstream programmers are a bunch of scam artists in my opinion.. Perhaps it is just getting used to fair priced porn programmers that has me spoiled.. But paying 80-90.00/hour for a programmer just doesn't seem right Now when there is a genius in India that will do it for a Fraction of that Or even a genius in Indiana that doesn't have a 6 year masters in Computer Science..

            My lawyer charges me $190.00 an hour.
            My accountant charges me $150.00 an hour.

            You get what you pay for.

            Don't be so cheap.

            Either you are going to find a low hourly rate and may take some time to complete (Double Hours) and it may come out all screwed up or they will require a decent pay rate and will kickass on projects.

            You get what you pay for.

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            • JSA Matt
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 5464

              #7
              EricP is on the right track

              Oh, postgres sucks

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              • calm
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 1191

                #8
                Originally posted by JSA Matt
                EricP is on the right track

                Oh, postgres sucks
                Ammendment: blows.
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                • TomWaits
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 112

                  #9
                  ICQ me more details about the project and what budget we have... Me any my partner should be able to pull almost anything with MySQL and PHP.

                  icq: 30252108

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                  • calm
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 1191

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TomWaits
                    ICQ me more details about the project and what budget we have... Me any my partner should be able to pull almost anything with MySQL and PHP.

                    icq: 30252108
                    What time of year is Iceland nice? A buddy has a nice place for sale right on some bay... how much of the year would it be worth owning?
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                    • TomWaits
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 112

                      #11
                      Calm: Do u have msn or ICQ?

                      The summer is 3 months... that's a good time...
                      The air is fresh and the sun is shining....
                      So during the summer and about one month during the winter would be very nice..... It depends mostly on you what activites you like etc...

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                      • rudeboi
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 262

                        #12
                        Originally posted by unconnected
                        Yea, skilled and cheap..
                        Mainstream programmers are a bunch of scam artists in my opinion.. Perhaps it is just getting used to fair priced porn programmers that has me spoiled.. But paying 80-90.00/hour for a programmer just doesn't seem right Now when there is a genius in India that will do it for a Fraction of that Or even a genius in Indiana that doesn't have a 6 year masters in Computer Science..
                        A genius in india.. please.. the geniuses in india don't work for $10 an hour, no matter what the press says. All of the exceptional indian programmers are in america or other countries making fiar wages.. The programmers you get are what's left. The unambitious, the cannon fodder. I use some overseas programming myself.. Not to do any real work.. just stupid shit.. html design, perl scripting. TYhey're good at what they do.. they're not good programmers, they're good at churning out marginal web code. I'd trust them tio implement a very well documented algorithm, and maybe a protocol.. I'd never trust any of them to write one.


                        I used to work with an Oracle DBA, when I worked at Napster. We paid him $300 an hour for consulting work, and to be honest, he was under paid. We had one box running oracle personal edition for linux, a dual p3 with 4 gigs of memory (remember how slow memory was back then?) . It had 20 disk drives and an icp vortex controller.. We peaked at 1600 logins per SECOND. Show me a $10 an hour dba living in a tin shack who can do that.

                        plain and simple, a good programmer is agood programmer. Good programmers are worth money, no matter how bad the economy is. Personally I regularly turn down job offers of $130-$150k (regularly being about once a month) because I'm more focused on my own cconsulting business, hosting business & adult sites.

                        In the end, you get what you pay for.
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                        • rudeboi
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 262

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JSA Matt
                          EricP is on the right track

                          Oh, postgres sucks
                          Postgres is great. It's like oracle, but without the $60k price tag. One of my customer's db servers that I run for him has a combined 6 million records of rather detailed (20k per entry) voter files (they're in the political campaign market).. when they do queries, they do serious queries, not "select $user from users where ($last_login <= $(date-40); but ridiculously complicated joins.. and it runs on a dual xeon with 2 gigs of 533mhz memory and 6 disks in a raid 10 config.. It's nominal hardware comparitevly.. Plain and simple, MySQL couldn't do it.. It doesn't have the power or the features.. Mysql is just a very well hacked up berkeley db imho.

                          And if you want full feature compliance, go with SAP's free DB or the free Ingres DB .. or a pirated copy of Oracle.. but mysql.. bah.
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                          • fnet
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1721

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rudeboi


                            Postgres is great. It's like oracle, but without the $60k price tag. One of my customer's db servers that I run for him has a combined 6 million records of rather detailed (20k per entry) voter files (they're in the political campaign market).. when they do queries, they do serious queries, not "select $user from users where ($last_login <= $(date-40); but ridiculously complicated joins.. and it runs on a dual xeon with 2 gigs of 533mhz memory and 6 disks in a raid 10 config.. It's nominal hardware comparitevly.. Plain and simple, MySQL couldn't do it.. It doesn't have the power or the features.. Mysql is just a very well hacked up berkeley db imho.

                            And if you want full feature compliance, go with SAP's free DB or the free Ingres DB .. or a pirated copy of Oracle.. but mysql.. bah.
                            Hear, hear.

                            ACID compliance is good. Postgresql is free and super easy to use. And has postgis.

                            It would be nice if it handled blobs better.
                            the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                            • rudeboi
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 262

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fnet


                              Hear, hear.

                              ACID compliance is good. Postgresql is free and super easy to use. And has postgis.

                              It would be nice if it handled blobs better.
                              I'm really starting to like plpgsql .. i'm building a custom isp management app in php and am putting more and more of it directly in postgres.. eventually postgres will be an appserver just like oracle.
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                              • LuSiD
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 434

                                #16
                                Originally posted by unconnected
                                Looking for someone that is a Database EXPERT, preferably in Postgres but Mysql will do I suppose. On top of that they have to be extremely talented at php or perl..

                                Hit me up on ICQ if you fit the description and are decently priced.
                                My UIN is 9530782

                                Cheers
                                If you are still looking for the above, hit me up at 132514337.

                                I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                • ytcracker
                                  stc is the greatest
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 12403

                                  #17
                                  postgres is the fucking shit
                                  haters can delete themselves from my tables immediately
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                                  • myneid
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 738

                                    #18
                                    postgres is teh lame.

                                    its all about the mysql4.

                                    dont be contrary just for the sake of going against the mainstream.

                                    as for a programming project, http://www.0x7a69.net we are taking on projects starting at $75 per hour
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                                    • LuSiD
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 434

                                      #19
                                      You either need stored procedures or you don't... you either need views or you don't... etc etc etc... stop bitching people. So fucking sad.
                                      I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                      • rudeboi
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 262

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by myneid
                                        postgres is teh lame.

                                        its all about the mysql4.

                                        dont be contrary just for the sake of going against the mainstream.

                                        as for a programming project, http://www.0x7a69.net we are taking on projects starting at $75 per hour
                                        Contrary for going against the mainstream? I'm just of the mind that you need the right solution for the job.

                                        Mysql does nothing postgres can't do.. and Postgres does MANY things that MySQL can't do.. Mysql is what, 6 years old? Postgres is based off of a 16 year old codebase.. it's very well written. Bruce Momjian is an analytical motherfucker.. MySQL is a mess, have you ever looked at the code? Too many cooks in the kitchen.. First they merged with InnoDB, now they're merging with SAP db .. what's next, a merge with SQLserver?
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