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Fucking annoying, frustrating bullshit.. What gets to you?

08-25-2003, 03:36 PM

Walk into the bank, two tellers working a line that goes out the door. 15 tellers working at desks behind the teller counter doing shit. Sweet baby Jesus..

Fuck if it doesn't annoy the shit out of me when I order Chicken McNuggets and they forget the sauce. Or order a drink and they forget the straw.

Driving in the fast lane and the slow lane moves faster. Move to the slow lane and the fast lane goes faster. Can?t fuckin? win.

Specific things that have recently driven me nuts:

Ordered a tuna melt. Came without the cheese. For the love of all that is decent, it?s a tuna MELT.

On a plane, fell asleep before take off in the Emergency Exit row on the second leg of a trip (had been sitting in the seat the first leg, never got up). Got shit for it (sleeping) from the attendant. Said I needed to pay attention to the emergency procedures. Said she would have me removed if I fell asleep again.

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08-25-2003, 03:40 PM

i hate 90% of all drivers
the ones that almost smoke their tires to pull infront of you and then do 15mph under the limit
i hate 100% of all old drivers
they drive slow, cant drive in a straight line, and dont look when switching lanes
i gave up driving on sundays before 1pm altogether

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08-25-2003, 03:47 PM

Both of the above scenarios are my favorites.

Also, when you're in a hurry.. there's a traffic jam, the bus gets a flat tire or you get stuck in a subway because of a blackout. Only when you're in a hurry. It's amazing.

Also, when for some reason you're short on cash, unexpected expenses arise. Like this summer for me, I was planning on taking $10k cash with me to internext, that didn't happen cuz my car got stolen, my gf's car was in a crash (insurance didn't cover).. and all this shit.. arrgh. Sorry for my bad writing, I'm tired and just got agitated.

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08-25-2003, 03:51 PM

The emergency seat thing is easy, you tell them you are partially narcoleptic and since YOU didn't assign yourself that seat, it's up to the airline to shift you with some fine and alert person! Worked for me once. lol

Banks? Friday afternoon, 5pm, ONE person working 4-6 lanes of the drivethru, 12 tellers loitering INside the closed bank and the guy in front of you is paying ALL of his bills, one at a time. Grrrrr

Driving? Simpler even. I have bumper stickers warning of a Armed Female Driver. Which day IS it? Works like a charm.

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08-25-2003, 03:51 PM

When you want to turn right at a light, but the people in front of you going straight hog the whole lane and don't allow you enough room, so you have to wait until their light turns green.

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08-25-2003, 03:57 PM

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08-25-2003, 04:00 PM

When people talk during movies

When people try to act as though they can read people and know exactly how certain people are.. but are always dead wrong.

When im driving behind someone who goes extremely slow for no apparent reason

When my computer locks up or i get spyware

When I get a pc load error........
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08-25-2003, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by GeXus

When I get a pc load error........

What the fuck is a pc load letter?

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08-25-2003, 04:05 PM

People who are ignorant of how to drive effectively.

Now.... that seems like a simple enough statement, but it's not. I'm not talking about only people that drive stupid, but also people that hate on people that drive stupid and THINK they know better. People that bitch about bad drivers, yet have no fucking clue what good driving means. As a ten year professional driver veteran, I can tell you first hand, I have seen every type of fucking driver out there. And while the obvious fucking idiots are aggravating, I think it's the holier-than-thou wannabe self-proclaimed "experts" that piss me off the most.

Go through training and testing for a fucking pro driver license with every fucking endorsement there is, put on 140k miles a year for a while in every weather and road condition there is, and then talk shit mutherfucker. Until then, shut your cake holes and just drive your fucking Neon to work and back.

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08-25-2003, 04:06 PM

Like 90% of the population I'm a better than average driver.

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08-25-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Smegma

...Fuck if it doesn't annoy the shit out of me when I order Chicken McNuggets and they forget the sauce. Or order a drink and they forget the straw...

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The other day my friend ordered chicken nuggets and one had a bite already taken out of it.
That was...interesting.
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08-25-2003, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by poppy
When you want to turn right at a light, but the people in front of you going straight hog the whole lane and don't allow you enough room, so you have to wait until their light turns green.

i do that all the time
if there are 3lanes going straight, ill always get in the far right one. its almost always empty
its either that or get behind 3 cars and have one of them be slow.

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08-25-2003, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

What the fuck is a pc load letter?

Fuck if i know.. I just took a bat to it
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08-25-2003, 04:10 PM

TGF, you've never had a file load error on boot up or when you start a program up????

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08-25-2003, 04:11 PM

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08-25-2003, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Gemini
TGF, you've never had a file load error on boot up or when you start a program up????

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08-25-2003, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
People who are ignorant of how to drive effectively.

Now.... that seems like a simple enough statement, but it's not. I'm not talking about only people that drive stupid, but also people that hate on people that drive stupid and THINK they know better. People that bitch about bad drivers, yet have no fucking clue what good driving means. As a ten year professional driver veteran, I can tell you first hand, I have seen every type of fucking driver out there. And while the obvious fucking idiots are aggravating, I think it's the holier-than-thou wannabe self-proclaimed "experts" that piss me off the most.

Go through training and testing for a fucking pro driver license with every fucking endorsement there is, put on 140k miles a year for a while in every weather and road condition there is, and then talk shit mutherfucker. Until then, shut your cake holes and just drive your fucking Neon to work and back.

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08-25-2003, 04:19 PM

when walking the street thinking about my new business project =) and some jerks walking behind me start loudly talking about stupid things like sports or mobile phones

generally if you're too loud and i'm around and am not in the mood, lower down your voice or i'll squash you like a bug
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08-25-2003, 04:35 PM

lotta hate

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08-25-2003, 04:36 PM

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08-25-2003, 05:15 PM

When you think you can make it through the yellow light that's about to turn red.

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08-25-2003, 05:16 PM

I hate stupid people.
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08-25-2003, 05:20 PM

when you go to pay for your groceries and the old guy packing the bag starts to talk to you.... i mean WTF is that all about, all i wanna do is get out of the store... im not gonna buy anything else and being 'nice' isnt going to change my mind..... thats the whole reason i am at the checkout... ive finsihed shopping

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08-25-2003, 06:13 PM

heh, lots of things but on my mind right now... how at the beginning of every pay period, ratios kick ass, sales are doing good, then a few days later, drops off. feels like im being scammed.

oh and that email virus is driving me nuts.

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08-25-2003, 06:16 PM

Ya know what really bugs me now is this one videography technique they do on every fucking reality show in the same exact manner where someone says something no one was expecting to hear and then the camerman does that closeup shot of their faces to get the reactions with that exact same type of suspense music in the background.

Every show does it exactly the same way.

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08-25-2003, 07:01 PM

Swoit sig spammers. Average of two or three words per generic reply. Value to the thread is zero.

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08-25-2003, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Smegma
Driving in the fast lane and the slow lane moves faster. Move to the slow lane and the fast lane goes faster.

If there is one thing that burns my ass is people driving slow in the left hand passing lane. In Germany thats one of the worst things if not the worst you can do. Here they have a sign that says "Slow Traffic Keep Right" Whoopeee doo. I've never seen a ticket handed out for it.
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08-25-2003, 07:12 PM

Stupid people,
people that think they know it all but in reality they don't,
bad t.v. shows
when people put words in my mouth!

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08-25-2003, 07:19 PM

When your dating a girl and your "good Friend" trys and give you and her relationship advice when the motherfucker has never been in a single relationship...he is jealious that you have a good looking girlfriend so he tells her all the "SHIT" that you have done with ex-girlfriends best part is when I found out more then 1/2 the shit I NEVER DID! And he clams the reason why he did it because he wants to be a relationship physologist...Fucking Virgins never know This dude IS NBK NEVER BEEN KISSED and tells me and my girlfriend how it should be??

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08-26-2003, 04:43 AM

going to school full time and working full time only to goto the store and only being able to afford topromin
then i go to the checkout line and see a mexican family with 5 kids buying steaks and 4 cases of pepsi along with many other expensive things
then out come the foodstamps

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08-26-2003, 05:05 AM

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08-26-2003, 05:08 AM

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When you think you can make it through the yellow light that's about to turn red.

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08-26-2003, 05:11 AM

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08-26-2003, 05:24 AM

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Going to the store to find they have no chicken subs left. Or something else that I want.

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08-26-2003, 05:26 AM

people who dont keep tomato sauce in the fridge
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08-26-2003, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
People who are ignorant of how to drive effectively.

Now.... that seems like a simple enough statement, but it's not. I'm not talking about only people that drive stupid, but also people that hate on people that drive stupid and THINK they know better. People that bitch about bad drivers, yet have no fucking clue what good driving means. As a ten year professional driver veteran, I can tell you first hand, I have seen every type of fucking driver out there. And while the obvious fucking idiots are aggravating, I think it's the holier-than-thou wannabe self-proclaimed "experts" that piss me off the most.

Go through training and testing for a fucking pro driver license with every fucking endorsement there is, put on 140k miles a year for a while in every weather and road condition there is, and then talk shit mutherfucker. Until then, shut your cake holes and just drive your fucking Neon to work and back.

HAH! I don't have a Neon! So there!

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08-26-2003, 05:30 AM

OH yea.

I hate when I'm grocery shopping and every single dumbass in the universe has to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the aisle while they look around.

Then I hate it when they see you trying to get by, and they go back to looking, then give you a dirty look when you move their carriage.

I hate when I'm walking my dog and some dimwit lets their 20 lb overgrown rat run loose and he comes charging out yipping and yapping. You're the size of my dog's head. Go away before you die. And stop your damn yipping, you sound stupid.

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