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  • SENSEX
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    • Jan 2003
    • 1159

    #1

    How do you wipe your ass?

    Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?
  • LeoneMafia
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    • May 2003
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    #2

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    • SMG
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      • Aug 2003
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      #3
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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
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        #4

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.

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          • liquidmoe
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 4994

            #6
            You ask but you dont share, whats up with that ?

            Take Luck!

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            • Mississippi Massa
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 60

              #7
              wipe your own ass?

              The Good Lord didn't invent house ******s for nothing.

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              • dougeetx
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 6163

                #8
                I stand up so I can look back at my marvelous creation(s)! My wife says she stays sitting down. I guess she's scared of her poop creation! She only poops like rabbit pellets anyways! LOL!
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                • SENSEX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1159

                  #9
                  Originally posted by liquidmoe
                  You ask but you dont share, whats up with that ?
                  Well it depends, sometimes I got a little piece of shit that gets lodged and just wont fall into the toilet, so I have to stay sitting and spread my cheeks really wide and give a good wide wipe or else im wipping forever if I stand and smush it all together in between my ass cheeks. For the most part I stand.

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                  • Project-Shadow
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7340

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
                    wipe your own ass?

                    The Good Lord didn't invent house ******s for nothing.

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                    • Pipecrew
                      Master of Gfy.com
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888

                      #11
                      Fellow Standers!! unite!

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                      • twistyneck
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4660

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AaronM
                        Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.
                        No kidding. The only reason I looked at this thread was to see if it had been started by a Swoit whore.

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                        • DaddyzHome
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 200

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SENSEX
                          How do you wipe your ass?
                          I wipe mine with toilet paper.

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                          • bringer
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 13082

                            #14
                            i wipe side to side
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                            • candyflip
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43075

                              #15
                              front to back, back to front or side to side.

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                              • Makingcoin
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 8919

                                #16
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                                • Mackone
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 327

                                  #17
                                  WTF???!!!

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                                  • emthree
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 10816

                                    #18
                                    Side to side, I like to play with it first

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                                    • TheJimmy
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 10747

                                      #19
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                                      • NelsonN
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                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 215

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SENSEX
                                        Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?
                                        One finger at a time while I'm standing up.
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                                        • Jakke PNG
                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 20306

                                          #21
                                          I stick a finger in my ass and showel the remaining shit out. Then I sometimes wash my finger.
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                          • buddyjuf

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                            I stick a finger in my ass and showel the remaining shit out. Then I sometimes wash my finger.
                                            you should put the "sometimes" in BOLD

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                                            • Jakke PNG
                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 20306

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by bdjuf


                                              you should put the "sometimes" in BOLD
                                              I feel bad for all those whose hand I shook at internext
                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                              • eiht_98
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 6103

                                                #24
                                                I call your mother

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                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 28301

                                                  #25
                                                  i let my dog lick it off

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                                                  • X-Wing
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 768

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                    Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.
                                                    Bunch of morons, just trying to have a bigger post count.

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                                                    • High Quality
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                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 5741

                                                      #27
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                                                      • dennisthemenace
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                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 2668

                                                        #28
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                                                        • 404
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 1154

                                                          #29
                                                          mine is self-cleaning.
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                                                          • eddie-executive
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 2061

                                                            #30
                                                            The big splash of water that goes up my asshole after the bomb drops usually does the trick
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                                                            • Slick
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 7338

                                                              #31
                                                              WOW, I always wanted to ask this question, ha ha ha. I stand up to whipe my ass while my wife sits down to do it.

                                                              I always thought that I was doing it the wrong way, that I'm supposed to sit down to whipe it.

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                                                              • KMR Stitch
                                                                I am cool
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 14494

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SENSEX
                                                                Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?
                                                                The question is how do you get banned?

                                                                Just like...Do you stick you finger in your ass and taste it?

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                                                                • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 6285

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • porn addict
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                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 225

                                                                    #34
                                                                    counter-clockwise

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                                                                    • Hardcore J
                                                                      Hardcore 4 Lifeā„¢
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 2553

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by twistyneck


                                                                      No kidding. The only reason I looked at this thread was to see if it had been started by a Swoit whore.
                                                                      Bullshit!

                                                                      If that was true you would have hit back after you saw it wasn't, instead of reading down far enough to quote somebody!

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                                                                      • IMP^or^SNiTL.e
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                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 1177

                                                                        #36
                                                                        sitting

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                                                                        • SYNIKAL
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 1795

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SENSEX
                                                                          Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?
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                                                                          • SomeCreep
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                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 26118

                                                                            #38
                                                                            YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE AFTER?!!

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                                                                            • Preacher
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                              #39
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