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  • Makingcoin
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    #51

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    • stocktrader23
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      • Jan 2003
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      #52
      Originally posted by toodamnfli



      come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see


      Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains


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      • stocktrader23
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        • Jan 2003
        • 18781

        #53
        Originally posted by toodamnfli



        come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see


        Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains

        You know, just yesterday I couldn't get any chicken cause some black dude got the last of it. He better not EVER tell a white joke in his life.


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        • bringer
          i have man boobies
          • Jul 2003
          • 13082

          #54
          Originally posted by stocktrader23



          You know, just yesterday I couldn't get any chicken cause some black dude got the last of it. He better not EVER tell a white joke in his life.
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          • stocktrader23
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            • Jan 2003
            • 18781

            #55
            Originally posted by Makingcoin

            Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

            a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
            b) Gay history month
            c) Gay entertainment television
            d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

            Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.


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            • cold_ice
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              • Jun 2002
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              #56
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              • TheJimmy
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                • Jan 2001
                • 10747

                #57
                Originally posted by stocktrader23
                ...
                c) Gay entertainment television
                ...

                LOL!!!

                I think we already have that NBC/Bravo....

                but honestly, I'm hooked on that shit, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Boy Meets Boy & the OLD Will & Grace episodes are wicked entertaining...








                OK....so who else is thinking that short dude (Brian?) is the last straight guy in the group on Boy Meets Boy? ...




                ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
                I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
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                • Mississippi Massa
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 60

                  #58
                  Originally posted by TheJimmy
                  ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
                  I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...

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                  • WicKed NinJas
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 965

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Makingcoin
                    Now this is some funny shit...

                    Like I have always said...

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                    • bigdog
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 6964

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Platinum Lantern
                      People with webmaster service sites spitting out racist jokes...
                      I think it's great in a way though...

                      I appreciate knowing who's a racist before I do business with them...
                      exactly some real dumb fucks

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                      • Manga1
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 952

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Makingcoin

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                        • brizzad
                          holla
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11769

                          #62
                          im not racist, and this thread is very offensive... i have numerous blacks in my family tree


                          they're still hanging




                          (okay but really, im not racist i <3 rap)

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                          • RRRED
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                            • Jan 2001
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                            #63
                            Nice sig Mississippi Massa ... WTF

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                            • nap
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                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2765

                              #64
                              Originally posted by bringer


                              and today, they get everything handed to them
                              whats your point?
                              what is being handed to blacks?

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                              • nap
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                                • Dec 2002
                                • 2765

                                #65
                                Originally posted by stocktrader23



                                Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

                                a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
                                b) Gay history month
                                c) Gay entertainment television
                                d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

                                Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.
                                we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!

                                don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this country

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                                • Lonny
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 3539

                                  #66
                                  Little boy an the flower

                                  Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
                                  "I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

                                  Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.
                                  Last edited by Lonny; 08-23-2003, 02:21 PM.

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                                  • TDF
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 27296

                                    #67
                                    real racist shit
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                                    • Jakke PNG
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                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by ikonworx
                                      Little boy an the flower

                                      Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
                                      "I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

                                      Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • spamofon
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 2999

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by ikonworx
                                        Little boy an the flower

                                        Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
                                        "I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

                                        Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.

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                                        • cluck
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 5248

                                          #70
                                          Well not really a joke but I'm from the whitest family ever. My grandparents decided to take a trip down to Georgia one year so they looked up some relatives from the family tree. They get down there, knock on the door and the people turn out to be black as the ace of spades.

                                          I never knew I came from a slave-driven family
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                                          • stocktrader23
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 18781

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by nap


                                            we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!

                                            don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this country
                                            First of all I was just joking around. Second, I'm not comparing anything to what blacks went through in this country. I'm just not kissing all black peoples ass because of what happened to someone other than them. Whether or not this guy is serious or not I really don't care. People need to lighten up. I've been called a cracka and honkey as many times as you have been called a ******. It's nothing to make a scene over.


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                                            • rooster
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 2384

                                              #72
                                              who are the two most famous black women


                                              anut jamimia and mother fucker
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                                              • bringer
                                                i have man boobies
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 13082

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by rooster
                                                who are the two most famous black women


                                                anut jamimia and mother fucker
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                                                • TheJimmy
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 10747

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by rooster
                                                  who are the two most famous black women


                                                  anut jamimia and mother fucker
                                                  I think that was supposed to be:


                                                  aunt jamima and yo mama
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                                                  • Lensman
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                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                    #75
                                                    Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

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                                                    • Va2k
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 10060

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Lensman
                                                      Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.
                                                      now this is a good one

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                                                      • nosey
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                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Lensman
                                                        Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

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                                                        • tonkagunner
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                                                          #78
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                                                          • vegas2003
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 1714

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
                                                            A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

                                                            The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

                                                            ---------------------------

                                                            Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

                                                            A: California got first pick.
                                                            why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too
                                                            SEACREST OUT!

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                                                            • tonkagunner
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by vegas2003
                                                              why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too
                                                              Actually there is another similiar one.

                                                              Why do black people smell? So blind people know who's robbing them
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                                                              • Ian
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 1259

                                                                #81
                                                                Good move Lens. I read this thread this morning when it had 2 posts and thought it was so lame that it would just fade away.

                                                                As often happens I overestimated my fellow webmasters.

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                                                                • Toker
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 891

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
                                                                  A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

                                                                  The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

                                                                  ---------------------------

                                                                  Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

                                                                  A: California got first pick.
                                                                  What was missing from the Million Man March?
                                                                  About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

                                                                  What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
                                                                  Fathers day in Harlem!

                                                                  Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
                                                                  He doesn't know he's black

                                                                  A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ****** grabs the TV and runs!

                                                                  What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
                                                                  The Martin Luther King Day parade!

                                                                  What's long and hard on a ******?
                                                                  Third grade.

                                                                  How do you tell when a ****** is really well hung?
                                                                  When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!

                                                                  What do you call a black man in high school?
                                                                  Janitor

                                                                  Why don't ******s celibrate Thanksgiving?
                                                                  KFC is closed on holidays

                                                                  How do you starve a ******?
                                                                  Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

                                                                  What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead ****** in a road?
                                                                  The dog has skid marks in front of it.

                                                                  Whats the difference between ******s and snow tires?
                                                                  Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

                                                                  How do you keep ******s out of your back yard?
                                                                  Hang one in your front yard!

                                                                  What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
                                                                  They both make ******s run fast!

                                                                  How Do they get rid of Crabs in Chicago?
                                                                  They paint one black and the rest won't eat with him!
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                                                                  • KMR Stitch
                                                                    I am cool
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 14494

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Whats the diffrence between dog shit and a ******?







                                                                    Even dog shit turns white and dosen't stink anymore.


                                                                    btw: Not racist.

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                                                                    • High Quality
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                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 5741

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                      real racist shit
                                                                      Funny ass shit. Paul Mooney is pretty famous for his SNL chevy chase / Richard Pryor word association skit


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                                                                      • Tennesee Massa
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                                                                        • Aug 2003
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                        Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.
                                                                        Go fix me a mint julep before you get a taste of my whip, boy.

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                                                                        • PornoDoggy
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                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 1053

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by stocktrader23



                                                                          Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

                                                                          a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
                                                                          b) Gay history month
                                                                          c) Gay entertainment television
                                                                          d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

                                                                          Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.
                                                                          They gave the day shift Crew Chief job you wanted to a gay black man, didn't they?

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