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Originally posted by toodamnfli
come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see
Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see
Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains
You know, just yesterday I couldn't get any chicken cause some black dude got the last of it. He better not EVER tell a white joke in his life.

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Originally posted by Makingcoin
Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:
a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.
Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
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c) Gay entertainment television
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LOL!!!
I think we already have that NBC/Bravo....
but honestly, I'm hooked on that shit, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Boy Meets Boy & the OLD Will & Grace episodes are wicked entertaining...
OK....so who else is thinking that short dude (Brian?) is the last straight guy in the group on Boy Meets Boy? ...
ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
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Originally posted by TheJimmy
ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
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Now this is some funny shit...Originally posted by Makingcoin
Like I have always said...
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we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!Originally posted by stocktrader23
Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:
a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.
Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.
don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this countryComment
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Little boy an the flower
Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"
Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.
Last edited by Lonny; 08-23-2003, 02:21 PM.Comment
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Originally posted by ikonworx
Little boy an the flower
Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"
Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.
..and I'm off.Comment
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Originally posted by ikonworx
Little boy an the flower
Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"
Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.
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Well not really a joke but I'm from the whitest family ever. My grandparents decided to take a trip down to Georgia one year so they looked up some relatives from the family tree. They get down there, knock on the door and the people turn out to be black as the ace of spades.
I never knew I came from a slave-driven family
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First of all I was just joking around. Second, I'm not comparing anything to what blacks went through in this country. I'm just not kissing all black peoples ass because of what happened to someone other than them. Whether or not this guy is serious or not I really don't care. People need to lighten up. I've been called a cracka and honkey as many times as you have been called a ******. It's nothing to make a scene over.Originally posted by nap
we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!
don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this country

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I think that was supposed to be:Originally posted by rooster
who are the two most famous black women
anut jamimia and mother fucker
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why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them tooOriginally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.
The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."
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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?
A: California got first pick.
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Actually there is another similiar one.Originally posted by vegas2003
why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too
Why do black people smell? So blind people know who's robbing themComment
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What was missing from the Million Man March?Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.
The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."
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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?
A: California got first pick.
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ****** grabs the TV and runs!
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!
What's long and hard on a ******?
Third grade.
How do you tell when a ****** is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor
Why don't ******s celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays
How do you starve a ******?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead ****** in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.
Whats the difference between ******s and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep ******s out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make ******s run fast!
How Do they get rid of Crabs in Chicago?
They paint one black and the rest won't eat with him!PeaceAlive and kickingComment
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Whats the diffrence between dog shit and a ******?
Even dog shit turns white and dosen't stink anymore.
btw: Not racist.Comment
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Funny ass shit. Paul Mooney is pretty famous for his SNL chevy chase / Richard Pryor word association skitOriginally posted by toodamnfli
real racist shit

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Go fix me a mint julep before you get a taste of my whip, boy.Originally posted by Lensman
Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.Comment
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They gave the day shift Crew Chief job you wanted to a gay black man, didn't they?Originally posted by stocktrader23
Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:
a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.
Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.Comment




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